Ramaphosa still dithering while Rome burns, Unemployment rate eases a fraction, Oscars ‘Slap Crises Team’ is a joke, Ghislaine Maxwell appeals conviction, Choccies for breakfast, Ukraine gets a Banksy stamp to annoy Putin, Missing Brazilian’s remains found in shark, and a deadly train derailment in Greece.
Putin honours Steven Seagal, Harry cashes in on his trauma, $500 Million of Unsold Yeezys to go up in flames, Siya Kolisi story to air, hectic petrol increase this week, Ramaphosa still has no backbone, Nokia gets a new logo, Spotify has a secret function for that earworm, and US sherrif goes nuclear on Neo-Nazi’s.
Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.
New LOTR films in the works, China wants peace between Russia and Ukraine, Tattooed ‘gang’ cat rescued from prison, ANC calls De Ruyter ‘right wing’, Venice canals run dry, Harvey Weinstein gets sentenced for rape, Missing German tourist’s ID found, ‘Sensitivity readers’ to edit Roald Dhal children books, Cyclone Freddy danger to SA coastline, and England player gets stuck on cableway during load shedding.
De Ruyter jumps Eskom ship amidst political meddling, International hockey coming to Cape Town, SAA gets another R1bn, Clinton Aide with Epstein ties found dead, Wild species saved from ‘food list’, Liam Neeson and the uncomfortable interview, and the Oscars absurd plan to avoid another onstage slap.
Vice-Chancellor Phakeng’s R12m Golden Handshake, Putin blames everyone else for bloodshed, Cape Town paddler crosses Atlantic, Clifton apartment up in flames, Solar flare warning, eVtol racing is here, Flooding in the Vaal, and High Court grants CoCT permission to remove tent cities.
Another earthquake rocks Turkey, German man cured of HIV, NZ in shock after natural disaster of the century, Alec Baldwin might not go to jail, Load shedding wont reach Stage 8 according to De Ruyter, Cyclone Freddy bears down on Mauritius and Japan considers raising age of consent from 13.
Meta is in a “year of efficiency,” Tinder Swindler: Why I Stood By My Abusive Ex, Tom Sizemore In Critical Condition After Suffering Brain Aneurysm, Visitor Breaks Iconic Sculpture, AI Chatbots Are Hallucinating, Canada Targets Coffee, North Korea Rattling Their Sabers and Romanian Doc Recycles Implants.
Malaysian Airlines doccie to be released, Bruce Willis diagnosed with dementia, Russian official dies in ‘fall’, Bing AI Chatbot gets creepy, Pagad leader goes after gay community, Jeff Bezos’ super yacht sets sail, Dead and missing after KZN rain, Youtube CEO resigns, Megan Fox and MGK spotted together after ‘rift’, and it’s Cape Town Carnival time!
Lady Gaga & The Joker’s bad romance, Raquel Welch dies, Elon Musk gives big to charity, Inside Andrew Tate’s den, Stellenbosch goes after Afrikaans, Hundreds stranded as bridges collapse in EC, Bitcoin bouncing back, Manchester United loves our Benni, Student ‘leaders’ shut down UCT again, and Earth’s core might be causing ‘anomalies’.
Steve Hofmeyr gets booted from his cruise party, Michigan reels from another student shooting, Diplomats nervous about the Russia/SA wargames, Gwede says Minister of Electricity just a ‘project manager’, new contender for US presidency, and the booming ‘hitman’ market in South Africa comes under the spotlight.
Reeva Steenkamp’s parents appose parole, China uses military lasers against Philippines, Researchers unlock secret to slow down aging, Russia on the offensive, Turkey death toll up to 35 000, UCT shutdown again, Cape Town mayor tells Russian military ship to p*@# off and a complete list of what government has done since State Of Disaster was declared.
Kiernan Forbes shot dead, Faulty Towers is back, Diplomats worried about China/Russia/SA bromance, Rihanna is pregnant, US downs ‘UFO’, Church of England goes woke, Kim Jong Un’s little dictator and Turkey earthquake death toll rises.
Ramaphosa looks for electricity czar, Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi commercial has viewers horrified, 26 Mega projects for SA, Experts slate Kardashian’s vagina gummies, EFF gets the jackboot, 12 Ways to meditate without meditating, Death Toll in Turkey reaches 22 000, SA fishers protest against oil drilling, Hollywood pimp sentenced to prison and new study suggest vaping is bad for your immune system.
Enough cocaine to supply NZ for 30 years found in ocean, Comic Con comes to Cape Town in April, Teen could face firing squad in Bali, Death toll in Turkey-Syria earthquake tops 12 000, Lost letters of an imprisoned queen decrypted after 400 years, Putin linked to down passenger plane, The countries expats with kids love, 9 Best-selling sex toys for Valentine’s, Harry and Meghan backtracks, 3.75kg Tubs of Hellmann’s Mayo spotted in Cape Town, SONA road closures and Ramaphosa urged to get real & Massive Zoom lay-offs.
Inside The Secret Facebook Groups Where Women Review Men, Microsoft launches new AI-powered homepage, Hot babysitter takes care of daddies, Kim Jong Un missing ahead of parade, Kenya goes green, El Chapo’s son and the cannon in his bedroom, Harvey Weinstein won’t just go away,
Deforestation in Brazil melting Himalayas, Ramaphosa wants State of Disaster, Djokovic back on top, How to pay less tax, Lisa Marie was broke when she died, Johannesburg has blue water, Lira is getting better, Oscar controversy, What’s with all the tech-layoffs? And the subtle art of complaining.
Lottery winner blows a fortune, Why you crave cigs when you drink, Jack Nicholson in Playboy Mansion Threesome, New Brett Easton Ellis novel, Bad Shakespeare on weed, Malema threatens shutdown, How to make your own gin, Best man’s racy speech, Putin threatens Boris with a missile, Trump’s killing spree, ANC and the dodgy Hitachi deal, 29 Best business books.
Return of the erotic thriller, Oldest person in the world gives advice, Low-rise waistlines are back, Fake heiress wants a tv show, Joburg mayor ousted again, Twitter mocks Fikile, Real life Squid Game controversy, Is crypto going extinct?
Trump gets his Insta back, Andrew Tate cries foul, North Korea locks down, Snubbed director pulls race card, Earthquake strikes India, Tesla not doing so great, Ukraine gets tanks but wants jets, Hlaudi must pay back the money, How to live to a 100.
Asylum seeking kids dissapearing, Trump ditches own social media outlet, Joe Biden gets rich, Mike Tyson faces rape lawsuit, Cape Town to pay cash for power, Justin Bieber cashes in, South Africa’s bromance with Russia, Marilyn Manson settles sexual assualt case – one of them at least.
Pamela Anderson opens up, Elon answers 420 questions, Another US killing spree, Earth’s core is changing rotation, Vodacom’s uncapped lie, Japan running out of people, more Kraken cases in SA, Year of the Rabbit, More lottery fraud, Who owns the Moon’s water?
Cyril finds a sliver of backbone, Woman still missing in Camps Bay, Avatar 2 rakes in the cash, Another mass shooting in US, World’s biggest pizza, Mbalula blames witchcraft, Woman sues bar for getting stupid drunk, Woke museum ditches ‘Mummy’.
David Crosby dead at 81, Granny tells ANC to take a hike, Scientists can use wi-fi to spy on you, ‘Huge fish’ pulls fisherman into the deep, Usian Bolt’s missing millions, 80.1% pass for Class of ’22, Poo protests, Alec Baldwin to be charged with manslaughter, How tender is our meat really?
Elon Musk Lied, Trump inherits nothing, Jacinda quits, Facebook urged to free the nipple, Russia unveils doomsday device, British actor missing, Church of England says NO to gay marriage, BBC apologises for ‘sex noises’, South Africa has 99 problems and Rep. Santos was a drag queen in Brazil.
Greta gets arrested, Sheba the Tiger shot, Pigeon with a backpack full of drugs, Primates learn to use touchscreens, Davos a boom for prostitutes, Pieter Dirk-Uys, ‘Tax Us’, begs the rich.
Siya Kolisi cashes in, Boris Johnson learns to write, Jeremy Clarkson apologises – Harry & Meghan still upset, China’s population declines, Eskom strangled by government bureaucracy, Italy’s most-wanted Mafia boss arrested, Australian Open bans Russian flags, South Africa sues Gordan & De Ruyter
Andrew Tate’s home seized. Lisa Marie Presley dead. SBF denies theft. Sylvester Stallone reality show.
World’s richest man makes daughter Dior CEO. FTX recovers $5 Billion. Tennis star pregnant. More chess accusations.
Government discusses masks and lockdowns, amid new COVID strain. Andrew Tate appeal result. Jooste’s paltry fine. Harry’s book breaks records. Mark Pilgrim ‘karma’ drama.