Bill Gates predicts AI future, Michael Schumacher’s wife feels trapped, Interest rate hike expected next week, Full list of Bafta nominees, Scientists create time bending mirror, Gwyneth and her yoni still in court, and Reggaeton pair wants to copyright their beat.
Prasa buys bullets, Rupert Murdock marries at 92, Russia’s Ex-Prez threatens The Hague with a hypersonic missile, Gwyneth Paltrow and her yoni in court, and Ferrari gets hacked.
Arrest warrants issued for Putin, Ramaphosa deploys the troops, Macron pushes through pension changes, Pornhub sold, Paris Hilton’s terrible childhood, and Listen to a black hole.
Hugh Grant doubles down on being an ass, Tattoos you shouldn’t get, Def Leppard drummer attacked, The downfall of Andrew Tate’s bullshit, Durban’s sewage system collapsing, a 14-year-old hitman, Yellowjackets Season 2 coming soon, 1,000 HP Flying Supercar, and two tonnes of Uranium missing.
Ryan Reynolds cashes in with mobile network, Bisiswe Mkhwebane thinks she is awesome, Playboy goes digital, 3-d printed rocket launchers, Tarantino to quit after last movie, and NASA gets new spacesuits.
Andrew Tate stays in jail, Happy Gilmore takes a 25th-anniversary swing, Lindsay Lohan expects her first child, Streaker steals Avril Lavigne’s moment, Hippy Crack is worse than cocaine, and man and woman slug it out in Starbucks.
Amazon orders being swapped for cat foods, North Korea rattling its cage again, Gary Glitter sent back to jail, Cyclone Freddy the longest lasting on record, Butterfly World up in flames, World’s biggest icebergs break off.
Silicon Valley is killing banks, CT mayor warns EFF, Everything you need to know about the 2023 Oscars, Astronomer catches asteroid hitting the moon, and new payment system launched.
Russia fires hypersonic weapons, body of hiker found on Signal Hill, Mpofu feels the ire of Madonsela, Mexican cartel writes apology letter for kidnappings, and Thai man jailed over rubber ducks calendar.
Scientists revive 48,500-year-old virus, Paris says she was pressured to do a sex tape, North Korea wants to shoot missiles into the ocean in peace, Striking nurses acting like thugs, The dystopian life for women under the Taliban, and the oldest person in SA dies at 128, and Tesla steering might come off.
The rise of K-Content, Two dead after Mexico kidnapping, Kim Basinger unrecognizable at daughter’s strip club baby shower, Elon mocks disabled employee, Newly elected Tshwane mayor yet another dud, Women are smoking more weed than men, and the unexplained mystery of MH370.
Ramaphosa’s uber presidency, Jamie Oliver out of touch, How Billions tv series got it right, Victoria’s secret is back, Kim Jong Un wants to be like British royals, Scuba couple left out at sea, Your very own Caribbean island, 46-Car carnage on Durban’s M41, and take a ‘ride’ on the euthanasia rollercoaster.
Mark Pilgrim dies, Jacob Zuma claims the whole country, German tourist still missing, Liverpool thrashes ManU, Keto diet not so great as everyone says, Historic ocean treaty finally signed, Chris Rock doesn’t hold back, and party time in Canada.
Alex Murdaugh found guilty, Cape Town Pride Weekend, New passage found under Giza pyramids, Half the world set to be overweight by 2035, Japan find 7 000 new islands, Showmax get US partners, Psychopaths and short men, and the troubled teen industry is big business.
Harry is spent, Motorola Razr is back, Justin Bieber cancels tour, Gin crafted from invasive Hyacinth, Iranian schoolgirls being poisoned, China converting jets into Kamikaze drones, Whiskey fungus shuts down Jack Daniels building plans, New travel pass at SA Airports, and Hoedspruit get heat lightning.
Ramaphosa still dithering while Rome burns, Unemployment rate eases a fraction, Oscars ‘Slap Crises Team’ is a joke, Ghislaine Maxwell appeals conviction, Choccies for breakfast, Ukraine gets a Banksy stamp to annoy Putin, Missing Brazilian’s remains found in shark, and a deadly train derailment in Greece.
Putin honours Steven Seagal, Harry cashes in on his trauma, $500 Million of Unsold Yeezys to go up in flames, Siya Kolisi story to air, hectic petrol increase this week, Ramaphosa still has no backbone, Nokia gets a new logo, Spotify has a secret function for that earworm, and US sherrif goes nuclear on Neo-Nazi’s.
Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.
New LOTR films in the works, China wants peace between Russia and Ukraine, Tattooed ‘gang’ cat rescued from prison, ANC calls De Ruyter ‘right wing’, Venice canals run dry, Harvey Weinstein gets sentenced for rape, Missing German tourist’s ID found, ‘Sensitivity readers’ to edit Roald Dhal children books, Cyclone Freddy danger to SA coastline, and England player gets stuck on cableway during load shedding.
De Ruyter jumps Eskom ship amidst political meddling, International hockey coming to Cape Town, SAA gets another R1bn, Clinton Aide with Epstein ties found dead, Wild species saved from ‘food list’, Liam Neeson and the uncomfortable interview, and the Oscars absurd plan to avoid another onstage slap.
Vice-Chancellor Phakeng’s R12m Golden Handshake, Putin blames everyone else for bloodshed, Cape Town paddler crosses Atlantic, Clifton apartment up in flames, Solar flare warning, eVtol racing is here, Flooding in the Vaal, and High Court grants CoCT permission to remove tent cities.
Another earthquake rocks Turkey, German man cured of HIV, NZ in shock after natural disaster of the century, Alec Baldwin might not go to jail, Load shedding wont reach Stage 8 according to De Ruyter, Cyclone Freddy bears down on Mauritius and Japan considers raising age of consent from 13.
Meta is in a “year of efficiency,” Tinder Swindler: Why I Stood By My Abusive Ex, Tom Sizemore In Critical Condition After Suffering Brain Aneurysm, Visitor Breaks Iconic Sculpture, AI Chatbots Are Hallucinating, Canada Targets Coffee, North Korea Rattling Their Sabers and Romanian Doc Recycles Implants.
Malaysian Airlines doccie to be released, Bruce Willis diagnosed with dementia, Russian official dies in ‘fall’, Bing AI Chatbot gets creepy, Pagad leader goes after gay community, Jeff Bezos’ super yacht sets sail, Dead and missing after KZN rain, Youtube CEO resigns, Megan Fox and MGK spotted together after ‘rift’, and it’s Cape Town Carnival time!
Lady Gaga & The Joker’s bad romance, Raquel Welch dies, Elon Musk gives big to charity, Inside Andrew Tate’s den, Stellenbosch goes after Afrikaans, Hundreds stranded as bridges collapse in EC, Bitcoin bouncing back, Manchester United loves our Benni, Student ‘leaders’ shut down UCT again, and Earth’s core might be causing ‘anomalies’.
Steve Hofmeyr gets booted from his cruise party, Michigan reels from another student shooting, Diplomats nervous about the Russia/SA wargames, Gwede says Minister of Electricity just a ‘project manager’, new contender for US presidency, and the booming ‘hitman’ market in South Africa comes under the spotlight.
Reeva Steenkamp’s parents appose parole, China uses military lasers against Philippines, Researchers unlock secret to slow down aging, Russia on the offensive, Turkey death toll up to 35 000, UCT shutdown again, Cape Town mayor tells Russian military ship to p*@# off and a complete list of what government has done since State Of Disaster was declared.
Kiernan Forbes shot dead, Faulty Towers is back, Diplomats worried about China/Russia/SA bromance, Rihanna is pregnant, US downs ‘UFO’, Church of England goes woke, Kim Jong Un’s little dictator and Turkey earthquake death toll rises.
Ramaphosa looks for electricity czar, Lindsay Lohan’s Pepsi commercial has viewers horrified, 26 Mega projects for SA, Experts slate Kardashian’s vagina gummies, EFF gets the jackboot, 12 Ways to meditate without meditating, Death Toll in Turkey reaches 22 000, SA fishers protest against oil drilling, Hollywood pimp sentenced to prison and new study suggest vaping is bad for your immune system.
Enough cocaine to supply NZ for 30 years found in ocean, Comic Con comes to Cape Town in April, Teen could face firing squad in Bali, Death toll in Turkey-Syria earthquake tops 12 000, Lost letters of an imprisoned queen decrypted after 400 years, Putin linked to down passenger plane, The countries expats with kids love, 9 Best-selling sex toys for Valentine’s, Harry and Meghan backtracks, 3.75kg Tubs of Hellmann’s Mayo spotted in Cape Town, SONA road closures and Ramaphosa urged to get real & Massive Zoom lay-offs.