“Welcome to Haiti!” “On your left, you will notice dead bodies. Now get your swimming trunks!” [source:guardian] Cruise Ships Still Docking In Haiti – Luxury liners are still docking at private beaches near Haiti’s devastated earthquake zone for holidaymakers to enjoy the water. Wow, that is quite surprising. The stench of death would probably distract […]
Tom Cruise and Katie Rotherham Holmes at the N.Y. Times Style Magazine’s Golden Globe Awards Cocktail at Chateau Marmont Friday night in L.A. [people] “Invictus” Fails To Take Home Golden Globe – SA 1995 World Cup story, Invictus failed to convert the three nominations it was up for in yesterday’s Golden Globes Awards. Avatar, The […]
The General of the Israeli army is giving her a hard for killing it on the fashion runways, rather than killing humans with bullets. [ skynews ] The Great Google Cover Up – In response to what they say they suspect was a Chinese government-supported cyberattack, including hacking into the Gmail accounts of human-rights activists, the search giant says it has had a change of heart about censoring Google results on behalf of the Chinese regime and may instead leave the country. … VS’s new “topless” bikini (reminiscent of the original monokini from the ’60s), thankfully, comes with a removable bandeau for those not wishing to bare it all. [ victoriassecret ] Space Shuttles Work Requires Cocaine – NASA is investigating how cocaine ended up at one of its shuttle processing facilities at the Kennedy Space Center.
Living the holiday.. Snow monkeys: Japanese Macaques Living The Holiday – In sub-zero temperatures, Japanese macaques soak in the warmth of a volcanic hotspring at Jigokudani (Hell’s Valley) in Nagano Province, Japan – the only known place in the world where monkeys bathe in natural hot springs. You can even watch them live on a […]
“The A-Team” Movie Official Trailer The Trailer For The New A-Team Movie Is Shit – I don’t quite no what else to say. It just doesn’t pack a punch. It’s so badly edited and the voice-over guy sounds like he is about to fall asleep. Oh, if you’re expecting to see ex-District 9‘s Sharlto Copley, […]
Spotted in Wynberg, Chelsea Village Taken by 2oceansviber, Carly P Simon Cowell Quits American Idol – Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol after the next season. He will be concentrating on launching “X-Factor” in the US – something he was unable to do whilst working for American Idol. What exactly has been going on behind […]
SA’s Biggest Selling Rock Band, Just Jinjer Rocking out at the L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate 2010 L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate a “Raging Success” – Saturday saw the annual L’Ormarins Queen’s Plate horse race take place at Kenilworth Race Course. The favourite Pocket Power took the main race, as the real favourites, Just Jinjer and Goldfish rocked out […]
Tiger Woods Mistress, Jaimee Grubbs Poses for Maxim Magazine Tiger Woods Mistress Poses for Maxim Magazine – It was inevitable that The Girls of the Woods Mansion would all start charging to get their kit off in various magazines. Jaimee Grubbs was quick off the mark with this Maxim Spread. Not bad. That should do […]
Shhh! It’s a secret! Tiger Woods Sex Tape Being Shopped – “Pear shaped” you might call it. Someone has come forward with what they claim is a Tiger Woods sex tape. Rubbish, you say? Given that Tiger’s lawyers have already put out a threatening letter, stating they will go after anyone who tries to publish […]
President Jacob Zuma and his new bride share the first dance Your President Got Married Yesterday – Whilst press were apparently barred from attending Jay Z’s wedding yesterday, The Guardian did a fine job collecting a series of photographs from the event. Including Zuma dancing, and falling and all kinds of general tomfoolery. [guardian] Johnson […]
Change your life. Swear to God. The Impact of Apple’s Eagerly Anticipated “iSlate” Tablet Computer – You don’t need a crystal ball, seer stone, scrying pool or any other spooky stuff to guess what one of the most talked-about design projects of 2010 will be. The tech blogs have been buzzing about it for months. […]
Cape Town Aqua Festival a “Raging Success” – Such is the response of Cape Town world famous floating stage, dubbed the “Aqua Festival.” Above is a video Seth Rotherham took when he attended one of the earlier events – Opera with the Cape Philharmonic! If you missed the opera, don’t miss the rest! Check out […]
JFK, yacht, angels, naked, everywhere! Photo Surfaces of JFK on a Boat With Naked Angels Everywhere! – This may well be the final piece of evidence necessary to convince non-believers that John F Kennedy was awesome. A pic from the 1950’s has surfaced, showing our boy quietly chilling on a private yacht as naked women […]
French Schoolgirls Revolt By Wearing Skimpy Miniskirts French Schoolgirls Revolt By Wearing Skimpy Miniskirts – Schools across France are facing revolts from students demanding the right to wear raunchy clothing banned by educators. The protests, which some observers say signals a new sexualisation of French teenage life, began at Lycée Geoffroy-Saint-Hilaire in Essonne, south of […]
Microsoft Banned From Selling “Word” From January 2010 – Microsoft has been accused of infringing patents owned by another company, i4i. The legal dispute centres around the way Microsoft Word handles certain kinds of documents. Judge Leonard Davis ruled that Microsoft had infringed i4i’s patent, and ordered the software giant to pay $290 million (£176 […]
SuperEna Lottery Jackpot Sits at R1.2Billion SuperEna Lottery Jackpots Sits At €108,000,000 – In Rands that’s R1.2billion. Enough to buy some nice Christmas presents. If you’re not buying a few tickets for the big draws, then you’ve kind of missed the whole point of being able to live the holiday. if you’re not able to […]
Brittany Murphy is Dead Brittany Murphy Dies – One of the boys’ favourites, Brittany Murphy, who starred in movies including Clueless and 8 Mile, has died. That’s a pity. She was a little cutie. Do you remember the hiding Eminem gave her in 8 Mile. Yu! [tmz] Most Capped Rugby Player in Wales Comes Out of […]
Tiger Woods’s yacht – “Privacy” (no spice) That’s where he is staying now, as divorce looms.. The Tiger Binge – The dinner-party gossip should have run its course, yet we keep coming back to Woods and his women. Why is there no end in sight for the Tiger sex scandal? Simple, it’s full of reassuring […]
Tiger van der Westhuizen Spotted in Mabu Vinyl s shop window – Cape Town (a follow up to their hilarious Kevin Pietersen window display) Tiger Woods Named Top Athlete of the Decade – That’s what you get for playing good golf and bonking anything with a heartbeat and a pair of Ray Ban aviators. Who […]
Miranda Kerr – gone.. Miranda Kerr is Crouch, Hold, Engaged – One wonders why these are called “good” morning headlines, when we are dealing with such atrocities. Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, has made a grave grave error and has accepted Orlando Bloom’s hand in marriage. “Bloody Awful” Morning Headlines is what we’re dealing with […]
Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi Burlesconi in Hospital After Being Punched in The Face – Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi was punched in the face at the end of a rally on Sunday by a man holding a small statue in his hand, leaving the 73-year-old media mogul with a bloodied mouth and looking stunned, […]
23 Year Old Designer Killing it – I was quite surprised when I heard how old this guy is. I was even more blown away when I read about his confirmed exhibitions in London and San Francisco. Dan Stafford graduated this year from Loughborough University School of Art & Design with First Class Honours in […]
Georgia Jagger Named “Model of the Year” Georgia Jagger Named “Model of The Year” at British Fashion Awards – Georgia May Jagger, the 17-year-old daughter of the Rolling Stone, Sir Mick Jagger, was last night named ‘Model of the Year’, following her international success as the “face” of Hudson Jeans and the Versace spring/summer 2010 […]
Branson Unveils Virgin Galactic SpacePlane – Having just pipped 2oceansvibe’s space programme, I gotta give it to Sir Rich – it’s looking damn impressive. “SpaceShipTwo was presented to the world in Mojave, California. The vehicle will undergo testing over the next 18 months before being allowed to take ticketed individuals on short-hop trips just above […]
Tiger’s Litter Tiger Woods and The Porn Star – Seriously, it’s reached a point where you can make the headlines up. Not that I made this one up. It is now officially alleged that NUMBER 7 has come forward with revelations of her and Tiger’s sexual escapades. He’s basically bonked everybody. It won’t be long […]
David Beckham – Kicking it.. David Beckham And New Mohawk Doing Good in SA – Having just lost his grandfather, often-mocked yet actually super-cool, David Beckham, put his family tragedy aside as he met children at an HIV clinic in South Africa this week. He put on his best smile for the youngsters, pregnant ladies […]
Marisa Miller shows as the “Fantasy Bra” Victoria’s Secret unveils $3 million diamond bra – It’s called the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy bra and was designed by Italian jewelry house, Damiani. Looking at the picture, the fantasy is all there, but I don’t know how fantastic it will be after I buy it and Marisa is […]
Catholics Slam Joanna Krupa’s PETA Ad – Having just apologised for sexually abusing little boys, it is interesting to note that the Catholic Church has slammed a new PETA ad, featuring the smoking hot Joanna Krupa half naked with a crucifix in front of her breasts and a bunch of puppies at her feet. Oh […]
50 Year-Old Video Shows Marilyn Monroe Smoking Marijuana – The reel-to-reel silent, color film taken at a private home in New Jersey was recently purchased by collector Keya Morgan for $275,000 from the person who took the film, who has asked to remain anonymous. [msnbc] Italian Cops Write Off Their Lamborghini – Roughly a year […]
Tiger Woods’s Facial Injuries Were Not From a Car Accident – Unless you’re calling his wife a car? Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. And now the cops have issued a […]