-
Kim Jong Il
-
Top Entertainers Of The Year
22 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Associated Press, bless them, voted Betty White as top entertainer of the year because she starred in a Snickers ad and stays on longer than an iPad. Look, I love tannie Betty but if you put entertainer and 2010 in the same sentence you kind of want to throw these names in there too.
-
Our Dear Leader Looks At Stuff
09 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Jong Il’s thousand yard stare is known from all four corners of the earth. His enemies tremble before it, his friends allow it to fill them with the glory of ages past, and the certain hope of yet more to come. Our Dear Leader, as we like to call him (some us even get to call him Special K, but hey, each to his own, right?) enjoys staring at things. We should enjoy staring at him, staring at things.
-
Our Dear Leader Gives It One Final Rev [VIDEO]
23 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Asian rumour mill has been grinding away on the same grist for some time now – Our Dear Leader is on his way out, health-wise. Reports have surfaced in recent months of Kim Jong Il’s chronic kidney failure, and general lapse into a malaise of poor health. In short, he’ll soon be re-joining the rainbow from which he was born. And he’s going out with a bang, ask South Korea.
-
Our Dear Leader – Now In HD (Finally)
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Come on, be honest, the old footage just wasn’t doing it for you. You needed something new, something fresh. Well I tell you what, Kim Jong il has done it for us. He basically brought in a whole squadron of professional videographers and the result is right here – the most MIND-BLOWING video (set perfectly to music) of Kim Jong il’s army – with rockets and everything.
-
ROBERT MUGABE, IS THAT YOU?
04 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Check this Roller with Zim plates and the number “1” spotted in Sandton.. Mugabe? Is that how Bob *ahem* rolls..? I reckon it might be. I love the way it doesn’t need any other digits or letters – as if it is the first car in the world. All it has is a little Zim […]
-
ATTENTION IRAN – WE HAVE A URANIUM SUPPLIER FOR YOU
03 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Everyone knows Iran needs a steady supply of uranium to develop it’s peaceful nuclear energy-production. But the west is being all iffy about monitoring the grade and quantity of uranium that the Iranians can get their hands on. Western governments have even gone so far as to implement sanctions against Iran. Those guys are total […]
-
THE DEAR LEADER’S KID FLIPS OUT JUST A LITTLE BIT
02 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The North Korean football team, along with it’s entire complement of staff, were recently subjected to a “grand debate”, to discuss the tender matter of their ideological betrayal of their nation. The players were hoofed up on stage, and the big daddys spanked them for about six hours. I was actually there at the time. […]
-
VISA GAVE ME TICKETS TO WATCH NORTH KOREA – BUT THERE’S MORE..
21 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s finally paid off – my constant musings and coverage of North Korea and, in particular, Our Dear Leader Kim Jong il, has resulted in a special invite from VISA to attend today’s game against Portugal! Why thank you, VISA! This is the first time North Korea has been in the World Cup since 1966! […]
-
NORTH KOREA’S KIM JONG IL SETS WORLD FASHION TREND: PYONYANG
14 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
-
NORTH KOREA SENTENCES AMERICAN TO HARD LABOUR
07 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Everyone seems terribly surprised that an American man, Mahli Gomes, has just been sentenced to eight years of hard labour for illegal entry and “hostile acts” towards North Korea (and therefore Kim Jong il). Good heavens! I think a little thank you would be more appropriate. Our Dear Leader – Kim Jong il The New […]
-
ALWAYS BE VIGILANT
06 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some people forget.. Not a day goes past that I don’t give thanks to our Dear Leader. He has given us so much, and yet we give him so little. Let us dedicate everything we do today, that is good, to him. [thanks nico]
-
WE HAVE NO OPTION BUT TO BOLSTER OUR NUCLEAR DETERRENT
29 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can’t believe the US are trying to have a go at Kim Jong il again. After all he has done for his people? And don’t you forget it! By the way, not sure if you caught the recent story on the Korean Central News Association’s website, entitled “Japan’s True Colours as N. Accomplice Stripped […]
-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR LEADER!
16 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Today is the birthday of Our Dear Leader and Great Commander, Kim Jong Il. It is therefore with great emotion and respect that we send out glorious rays of radiant sunshine and joy to his magical presence in this world. Kim Jong il – Our Dear Leader This, from The Winchester Whisperer: Tens of thousands […]
-
JEREMY CLARKSON ISLAND
04 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
If you watch and enjoy/hate Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson, you’ll LOVE this clip. It’s with Harry Enfield and the gang as they take Jeremy Clarkson’s character traits and vibe to the very limit. This is genuine quality. Aaah, God – that was great! [thanks michael]
-
MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS
28 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
It cannot get worse than this. Possibly the worst looking movie I have ever seen in my life. Including powerhouse acting performances by household names Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson !! Oh, you don’t remember Lorenzo Lamas? My god, where have you BEEN!? Well let me just bring you up to speed. He was probably […]
-
THE YANKEE WOLVES ARE STILL FURIOUSLY CRYING OUT
15 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Don’t let that headline confuse you. It’s just something I got from a recent news article, courtesy of the Korean Central News Agency of DPRK – the mouthpiece of Kim Jong Il, ruler of North Korea. Kim Jong Il in a state of undress. This particular photo has nothing to do with this story […]
-
KIM JONG IL SEES JOURNALIST INCIDENT AS A CRIME BY THE US AGAINST NORTH KOREA
14 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I thought I wrote about it before, but I can’t find the article. So anyway I’m sure I told you before about these two US journalists who were arrested in North Korea and have been sentenced to….wait for it… 12 years in a labour camp! Jeepers – how hectique is that?! You know why? Oh, […]
-
-
-
2oceansvibe Partners
-
-
