In a civilised society, there are not many excuses people have to punch one another in the face. But I can think of a few.
I’d say it’s been a good week. I’ve been enjoying my new driver, who carts me around town from one important meeting to the next – usually with people of distinction. You know, “stakeholders” and “opinion leaders.” Such is the hand I’ve been dealt.
Today we discuss why we haven’t declared summer open, rinsing dishes before loading a dishwasher and presidents being kidnapped and assassinated.
I’m sad I missed the Mayweather fight on Sunday. In fact I did very badly this weekend and missed the rugby, too. Thought it was at 5pm – turns out it was in the morning. Blind.