I nipped down between the last article and this one. Just for an hour, you know. Little Beach – on my aceFine! Does that make me a bad person?
The sun shone through very nicely earlier, which resulted in a well deserved little dip at Beta Beach. And now the clouds have come over. Not that it’s a problem from The Safe House, as this is the result.. FINE!
One of the most famous pics to come out of the latest Australian fire tragedy, is this one, showing a fireman giving water to a Koala bear. The bear was first called Ken, but then they found out that he was actually a female. So they went for Sam the Koala Bear. There […]
Come on, Man! On a Thursday? At 15h00? 33 degrees? I have ABSOLUTELY no problem with that. *Angel not included. She just arrived with her boyfriend brother. This is what we in the industry refer to as a “bonsella.” ps. It’s 34 degrees tomorrow, my angels – sort your shit out..
Our hearts go out to the ex-pats over in the UK at the moment as we take in this pic taken in Leicester Square this week. It’s nice to see that even cats in the UK are aware of the meltdown and are willing to do their bit. Money attracts pussy.. [thanks john]
Sunset from The Safe House I’m absolutely fine with that! Hey? Shame!
There was this, like, cloud over the ocean. But, like, really low.. But the sun was, like, still shining…if you know what I mean? Metallic reflectionSick! I don’t know how to describe it, dude. It was like…..INSANE!
Are you guys a little chilly over there? Well I want you to know that we ARE thinking about you. In fact, we discussed some of the ex-pats today, as we sipped on a Gelado iced coffee from Vida e . Isn’t that weird? I mean, we were sitting on the beach in the HOT […]
I took this from a buddy’s place in Clifton yesterday. Very kak place – just above Cliffles 4th. Shame
Quite nice. Do you like that reflection vibe on the horizon? I’m fine with it. Of course last night looked like this: Also fine..
My weekend was pretty basic. Saturday was an absolute pleasure as people thought there was too much mist to go to the beach. Thus leaving the entire beach empty for the more intrepid, like myself. It was actually boiling hot with a very light sexual mist in the air. Like that lighting they use when […]
I tell you, it’s been QUITE a weekend in Hermanus. When I stopped to do some writing at the end of it all I didn’t think I had anything to write about. But, if you think about it, two people nearly drowning and being rescued by a Capetonian IS something we need to chat about! […]
I thought you’d enjoy this quick focus on Cape Town’s weather in days to come. Tragic, really. Shame It’s pretty straightforward, I think you’ll find. All meetings, if any, should be conducted on the Atlantic Seaboard. Basic stuff. Coffee should be drunk at Vida e in Camps Bay. That’s a given. Lunches, dinner […]
It’s not a bad time to be on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and my heart goes out to those of you who recently departed after your holiday on these shores. For those of you who are still here, or those of you who LIVE here, I thought I would remind you of what is going […]
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
My folks sent me this pic outside the house in Ménerbes. It’s pretty much exactly the opposite of the weather we’re having in Cape Town. Provence – right now Shopping becomes tricky.. It should be noted that, besides being home to such notables as director Ridley Scott, the mayor of Ménerbes happens to be […]
I’ll be honest, it’s actually 10 at night and I’ve timed this article to come out in the morning, to grace you with more pearls of glory. Good morning! It all started at 1pm, you see. At La Perla. A boys lunch. It was me, “The Big H” and “The Dude” (fresh from his Kika-Sack […]
Judging by the 2oceansvibe stats, most of you seem to be getting back into the office this week. Welcome back. 2009 is going to be the greatest year of your life. FACT. I trust your fellow office workers, colleagues and clients understand the Cape Town January Rule? You know, the (no longer) unwritten rule that […]
Why would you have a lunch meeting in town when you can have this inside you, just over the Nek? This, taken during a breakfast meeting this morning.. Caprice business lunchesIt’s what the clever kids are doing..
I’m just kind of running around this morning so I’ve set this story on a timer. That is why sometimes you will experience the illusion of me writing stories for you at the same time as spotting me tanning my hide on the beach. That’s how I roll, my love. It is imperative that you […]
Taken from The Safe House Hazy – nice vibe
A little hazy today, actually. 25 degrees, but with this haze vibe going for it. Very nice, mind you – takes the edge off, if you know what I mean. We checked it out after a light lunch at Cappers . G-Man and I went for the calamari, whilst The Dude went for the Club […]
Yes, interestingly enough, I managed to get my hands on the Country Road 2008 Summer Catalogue . And, I tell you what, I was glad that I did. Please enjoy the absolutely ANGEL they are using for the entire ladies section! Helloooo, my laydeh! Hey!? Are you ok with that? And please, there […]
2oceansvibe Character and ex-KFM morning-show disc jockey (try saying that with a straight face), Nic Marais (AKA The DJ), has gone off to study law at Yale. People are usually pretty impressed when I tell them that, after they ask me why he is no longer hosting Cape Town’s biggest breakfast show. That’s when I […]
We mentioned on Wednesday that it would be 35 degrees on Thursday (yesterday). It was. It started with lunch at Caprice, and then it moved onto the beach. And then it came back again. It was a whirlwind. Like a whirlwind romance, but with no romance – just booze and bodies and extravagance and extreme […]