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Animals
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More Dead Animals – Is This It?
06 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Look, we all knew it was coming. The end of the world might be the original case of not if, but when. The Apocalypse is here, guys. They even made a movie about it with a typo reading 2012 where it should have said 2011.
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My Genes Were Drunk
23 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You also bump into things, talk loud, take swipes at lamp shades and smash your fist through tempered glass when you’re drunk? Well, it’s not because we were simply raised that way. It’s not even the liquor. It’s Drunk Gene.
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Merry Titmas
15 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
My, was I surprised by the results when I typed “christmas tree” “tits” into Google Images. There’s one with a guy stealing a tree, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears next to what could be a Christmas tree or just some tree and a card that says, ‘Merry Titmas’. Listen to me rambling on. Why don’t I just show you.
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Crazy Animals [VIDEO]
15 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We take a break in our schedule to give you a classic compilation of animals being hysterical. It’s so easy for us, as humans, to mock animals – we’re just so much more advanced than them. I mean, who came up with TV? And you don’t see them driving around in cars, right? God, they’re so thick! No internet for them either!
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Tommy Lee Demands SeaWorld Stop ‘Interfering’ With Killer Whales Using Cow Parts
10 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
God, some headlines just write themselves. Happy Friday, by the way. PETA member and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has angrily written SeaWorld protesting their apparent use of killer whale Tilikum as a “chief sperm bank,” collecting ‘deposits’ with “a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.” What happened, Tommy Lee? You used to not be crazy.
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Is This Your Dog?
30 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
On the VERY rare occasion, we do tend to these kind of requests and I stress that it should not be seen as any kind of precedent for future ‘Lost Dog’ notices. This is in fact exactly the opposite – a dog has been FOUND and the people who have it are trying to find the owner. I’ll give three EuroMillions lottery tickets to the first person who wraps this up. Click link for details and please respond in the comments section.
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Crocodiles On A Plane
22 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
The sudden appearance of a crocodile onboard a routine flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo led to the plane crashing, killing 20. Only one passenger survived the crash, along with the crocodile; the crocodile was then killed with a machete. We’re not sure why this movie hasn’t been made yet.
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Seven Creatures That Prove Nature Hates Us
21 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 15 Comments
For every cute little kitten, there are at least a million other animals out there that will literally eat your face off. Why? Because nature is an asshole, that’s why. While things like parktown prawns, great white sharks and rain spiders scare the bejezus out of me, they are nothing compared to these 7 creatures that prove that nature hates us and we are all going to die.
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EFFECTS OF BIEBER’S VISIT ALREADY FELT IN THE MOTHER CITY
28 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Scores of dead pigeons lay strewn across the Table Bay Boulevard in Cape Town on the weekend, metres from the Cape Town International Convention Centre. A report has indicated that while the birds were initially thought to have suffered from a mass bout of the deadly avine Newcastle’s Respiratory Disease (no relation to the mining […]
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THE RETURN OF DAVID THORNE – BETTER THAN EVER – “THE MISSING CAT”
25 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Oh yes, he’s gone and done it again. In case you missed the previous David Thorne‘s, be sure to catch Party in Apartment 3, Logo Design, the incredible Spider Drawing Emails, Blockbuster Video, Protecting The Community, Nowhere in the Bible Does Jesus have a Sword Fight and Don’t Even Reply. Once you’ve done that, you […]
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PELICAN EATS PIGEON
10 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
True 2oceansvibers who are also following 2oceansvibe on Twitter, will know that we indulged in some pigeon for lunch the other day in Menerbes – South of France. It was my first time eating such a small bird (insert supermodel joke here) and I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Here we have our neighbours, […]
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MISSING DOG – “COME IN, MOSCOW”
14 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Please, dear God, do not see this as the start of a trend. We do NOT post lost dog ads on 2oceansvibe. But I just thought the rareness of receiving a lost dog ad in my inbox would be enough reason for this “one-off.” It’s very “niche,” don’t you think? And I am SO niche […]
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THE SUMMERTIME CHAMELEON
21 Oct 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It should be noted that yesterday I had not only my first run of Summer, but also my first swim! In the ocean, that is. It was most refreshing. I swam to Robben Island and back. Why lie? So anyway, summer is well and truly here and I’ve already lost count of how many summer […]
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PIGEON FLIES FASTER THAN TELKOM BROADBAND
09 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
So a bunch of guys and girls finally had enough and got together to prove that Telkom’s Telkom “1Mb/s ADSL” lines are so low that a homing pigeon could probably deliver the data faster. So they stapled a 4Gb memory card to the pigeon’s leg and sent the same size file via Telkom Internet over […]
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HOW COOL IS THIS DOG?
01 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments
Answer : very cool! With a jet-pack like that attached to his back, one would hope the owner got some pet insurance for this hound? Don’t want that thing flying into walls and stuff. [thanks nikki]
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SOUTH AFRICA SAFARI – SIMBAVATI ELEPHANT BIRTH
31 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
A buddy of mine is a partner at the Simbavati River Lodge , which is situated in the northern sector of the Timbavati Nature Reserve. He sent me an excited email yesterday with a link to a Youtube video. It was a recently taken clip of an elephant giving birth during a tourist game drive. […]
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THE PANDA JOKE
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me. This may well be the best joke of your life. A Giant Panda A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes […]
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ADORABLE LITTLE MEERKATS
06 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh, and I thought these pages were just about sea, sun, champagne, fast cars, yachts and beautiful people? You’re so very wrong, my friend! It’s ALSO about adorable little animals. Like these two gorgeous little meerkats – taken in London last month. Too adorable for words! See? There’s something for everyone! Cheer up.
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POSSIBLE SWINE FLU IN SA
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Ok, the whole “swine flu” topic is on everyone’s lips (good one) and I think it’s reaching a point where we need to be more educated on the topic. Let’s get through that, then we’ll chat about these recent local cases. A friend of mine, Wilfred Ikipedia, filled me in on the vibe. check it […]
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SWINE FLEW
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Quick thinking. Good. Pass. [thanks nick] BREAKING NEWS : Britain orders 32 million Swine flu face masks. CLICK HERE.
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YOU DIRTY OLD SWINE!
28 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Wow, I certainly hope that this doesn’t effect our local tequila supplies. Remember when that happened a few years back? Suddenly there was no tequila in town. In fact, there was a global tequila shortage if I remember correctly. Hectique! Anyway, you may have heard about the Swine Flu outbreak all over the US. From […]
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THE DALAI LAMA IS COMING TO SOUTH AFRICA
03 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Good. 8/10. [thanks everyone that sent this]
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THE ENGLISH LIONS HAVE ARRIVED
03 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
These pics came in many different forms. Some of them came with the headline “Birtish Lions Have Arrived” and some read “Brakpan Lion.” Call it what you what, it’s damn funny. Dangerous? Not so much It’s Friday, my friends – and don’t you forget it!
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CHAMELEONS DIG MY RAY BANS
31 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Andy Skinstad has an acute sense of what I enjoy. That is why he sent me this video, showing a chameleon walking over a range of Ray Ban Wayfarers . A chameleon flirts with Seth’s shazzles. Obviously I was quite pleased that they included a red pair like mine in the experiment! Although […]
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EXTREME SHEEP
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Like Kim Jong il , I do enjoy mass crowd formations and visual displays, using the likes of military armies and gymnasts. I have, however, never seen it done by sheep. Not in the day, nor at night! This will blow your mind: You like that? Amazing, just when you thought you knew […]
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TABLE MOUNTAIN FIRE ANIMAL DRAMA
23 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Apart from glorious photo’s and stories about the brave firemen, another concern mentioned on the various blogs and Twitters following the recent Table Mountain fire , was the plight of the wildlife. The SPCA has been involved: Wildlife is the main casualty of the fires on Table Mountain – and the SPCA has had […]
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