Just the mere mention of testicle trauma and us gents usually wince in pain. I suppose this blow is softened only by the fact that bullfighters are cowardly animal abusers.
If bees could talk they would be a pretty miserable bunch right now, especially those right here on our shores. We better act quickly or a massive crisis beckons.
It has been a long time since Steve Irwin graced our TV screens but his daughter seems intent on carrying on his good work. She’s not that little girl you remember either.
Whist here at home we have the coelacanth, a fish that may look like it could walk were it to ever emerge from the depths, folks over in Australia have a different problem altogether.
Things turned tragic at a private game park outside of Johannesburg yesterday when a lioness mauled a young American tourist to death.
When your flock outnumbers you 2000 to one it pays to have a little help. This farmer in New Zealand has taken a rather novel approach.
Look at that face. It baffles me that people can go around killing these animals. I hope this little calf has a very happy life and one day tramples a poacher.
Well, Pistol and Boo are probably two of the most famous dogs on Planet Earth at the moment, but at least they are still alive and are not famous because they were killed by Australia.
How does a radio DJ ensure that he has death threats rolling in from around the world? By offing a baby rabbit live on air, which as we all know will have people fuming.
Unfortunately most of us will only ever see an orca at a SeaWorld or aquarium somewhere. Here’s how they should be enjoying themselves.
If the cases of Oscar Pistorius and OJ SImpson have taught us anything it’s that it pays to have yourself quality legal representation. This guy never got that memo.
Old habits die hard, although over the years Pamela Anderson has changed from flashing skin on home-made videos to raising awareness for animal rights group PETA.
Last week we saw a trusting daughter allow her father to remove her tooth via his javelin, and this week things are getting even stranger.
I absolutely abhor this activity and think it should be banned and that the Spaniards should just stick to La Tomatina. Nothing says ‘peace’ like throwing thousands of tomatoes in the streets.
You’d be forgiven for thinking this fish is tiny and from the tropics and that you could keep it in your tropical tank at home in the lounge. Think again…
Pet owners in Durban are freaking out over the growing number of puppies being snatched up in the talons of marauding eagles. They were here first, you know.
It seems even one of Hollywood’s leading men isn’t exempt from Australia’s tough immigration laws. This time, however, it’s some movie star dogs in the firing line.
Whilst watching this video will make you smile at the visible delight this lion shows, he shouldn’t have had to have this happen in the first place.
Fur in the fashion industry is a never ending debate and Kim Kardashian sure saw the brunt of it on Tuesday with the launch of her book, Selfish.
Much controversy surrounds places that keep wild animals in captivity, and the likes of PETA work hard to show what happens behind the scenes.
It isn’t every day you get an underwater perspective on what a jaguar gets up to beneath the water’s surface. This beautiful beast is quite the swimmer.
If you thought you could be proud that your dog can fetch a stick, it’s time to think again. Maybe pop him up on a skateboard or something…
Mosquitoes always make me think of the old man in Jurassic Park and his walking stick. I wish all mozzies came embedded in million year old tree sap.
As we continue to decimate the environment in which our animals are supposed to live we somehow remain surprised when they encroach on our cities. This coyote takes some catching.
There is a time and a place for a selfie picture of, well, yourself, and as far as most people can see, it’s not when you have just killed an innocent animal.
Before I even show you any of these, I’m going to start with a few drawings from the ladies in the 2ov office…
Ah, cats. Endless entertainment. Just the other day I was watching mine have the time of its life with the plastic packaging of a nine pack of Baby Soft loo paper.
I know Easter was a few days ago but every morning since then I wake up and stare at a large pile of chocolate so until that’s finished I shall speak about Eastery things.
This reminds me of Agnes from Despicable Me and the “It’s so FLUFFY!!” scene. Kinda makes me wonder what she would say here…
Now when you mix kids and alcohol you tend to expect some pretty stupid shizz to go down, but biting a hamster’s head off? Learning the hard way.