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Quality Humour
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RANDALL ABRAHAMS WITH KNOB END IN MNET TV GUIDE
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]
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BMX FOR SALE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website. Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX.. That’s all we ask for.. [thanks lauren]
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CONTINUES TO PLEASE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
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EVERYTHING IS AMAZING – NOBODY IS HAPPY
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.
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SAA ADMIT SHIT SERVICE & BEG FOR MERCY
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is very good. That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94. [thanks grant]
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LONDON 2012 LOGO – LISA SIMPSON GOES DOWN
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man. The London 2012 logo That’s just great. […]
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THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
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YOUR CAR’S TIME OF THE MONTH
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
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FISHER-PRICE CONDOMS
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this. Naughty. […]
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WALL STREET SUICIDE WATCH
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street. There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S: The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with […]
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SPIDERMAN IS ACTUALLY FROM DURBAN
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In case you were wondering.. Peter Parker (Spiderman) Possibly from the New Pier area “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.” [thanks francois]
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PARTY IN APARTMENT 3
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
I’ve got a little beauty for you here. This has been sent in by a number of people and was originally created by the same guy that sent a drawing of a spider to pay for a bill. CLICK HERE if you don’t remember that one. It is positively hilarious. So anyway, the SAME GUY […]
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NEW SAA BRANDING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I trust everyone is tuned into the latest SAA crew scandal? they were caught smuggling weed and now, cocaine. It is not known if the coke has anything to do with Joost van der Westhuizen. iol reports: South African airport security equipment needs to be urgently updated to avoid further “national embarrassments”. Prince Mashele, […]
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NEW PICTURE OF JOOST WITH HOOKER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]
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“TRADITIONAL HEALER” SICK NOTE
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Oh my goodness this is a little beauty I’ve got in my hands. Sent to me by Griffin at WatKykJy, it is a TRADITIONAL HEALER’S sick note a friend’s domestic employee brought to work after going missing for a few days. He was mad, but now is healed.. That, my friends, is a […]
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SABC COCK IT UP AGAIN
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Another classic from the national broadcaster SABC who, through forced employment, produce continually below-par basics: This, from Clayton S: Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out. At the tender age of 3, he led a revolution […]
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A CASE OF MISTAKEN DOMAIN IDENTITY
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 51 Comments
Aaah, this one is just too precious! I got this OUT STANDING email from one of my very special loyal readers. Hi Seth, Sorry this is quite long but well worth the read. Basically 2 colleagues of mine found this website www.thefirstworldwidewebsitewerenothinghappens.com and one of them picked up that there was a typo in […]
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INSTANT RIM SHOT . COM
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Great to piss your buddies off at work. It comes with a big red button – which is the sole purpose of the website. You press this button for a beautiful rimshot, like the old-school comedians used to have after each joke. Please refrain from any “rim job” jokes. We’re quite particular about using jokes […]
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NEW BATMAN UPDOG JOKE
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
WHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [thanks charl]
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IPOOD T-SHIRT
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
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2OCEANSVIBE IN AFRIKAANS
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I have a feeling some of you haven’t fully “perused” the links to other websites and friends of 2oceansvibe. If you make your way to the left menu and cruise down towards the arse end of that, you’ll notice a list of “links.” Those are them. check them out. So anyway, I was doing a […]
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BASIC PROBLEM SOLVING
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you find yourself in a pickle and something won’t work, ALL you need to do is follow this little flow diagram. And to answer your question, NO I didn’t think I would ever utter the word “flow diagram” on this website. But I’ must say, I’m glad I did.
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110% ANAL
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
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YOU’VE WON A TOYODA!
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
It is not nasty to laugh at this story. Although she is upset, the sheer brilliance of it outweighs her sadness.. Bwaaahaha!
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PICK ‘N PAY WINS LITERARY PRIZE
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – […]
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NEW BABOON BREED IN NOORDHOEK
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
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GUMTREE ADVERTISER WILL PAY FOR DRINKING BUDDY
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]
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