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Quality Humour
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WHY IS EVERYBODY PULLING FACES?
01 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
What is this, kindergarten? It seems we can no longer communicate using words and the latest vibe for leaders of the world is to pull faces. This stunning comparison, showing the covers of today’s Cape Times and Business Day broadsheets, is case in point. The Dalai Lama pretends to be the devil Whilst JZ […]
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HERE WE GO
01 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ll remember the first one that came out, the Nando’s spoof ad campaign about Joost (here). Then there was the one that came out for his wife, Amor (here ). And now I see we have a Nike spoof T-shirt doing the rounds. I must say, it’s pretty good. Joost did it. Ok, […]
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NANDO’S AD FOR AMOR
01 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I trust everyone has seen the Nando’s ad for Joost? I put it up two days ago (here) and still received it 20 times yesterday in my inbox (could we please address this issue, friends). So anyway, someone has mocked-up ANOTHER Nando’s ad, addressed to Joost van der Westhuizen’s wife, Amor. This one is clearly […]
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SETH IN A LEOPARD PRINT THONG ON A SCOOTER
31 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Today is the last days of voting for the 2009 South African Blog Awards. It’s a great opportunity for those of you out there that haven’t voted, to do your thing. It is the only way to keep 2oceansvibe going. I can almost guarantee you that if you don’t vote, 2oceansvibe will be no more. […]
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NANDO’S CHIRPS JOOST VAN DER WESTHUIZEN
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Nando’s grilled peri-peri chicken restaurants have moved quickly and are able to capitalise on the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal. With this: Good. We approve. Go to www.joostsextape.co.za for more.. [thanks catherine]
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EXTREME SHEEP
30 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Like Kim Jong il , I do enjoy mass crowd formations and visual displays, using the likes of military armies and gymnasts. I have, however, never seen it done by sheep. Not in the day, nor at night! This will blow your mind: You like that? Amazing, just when you thought you knew […]
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50 CENT’S OLDER BROTHER IS SOUTH AFRICAN
27 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Those of you who stay here all day will remember that a few hours ago I put up the 50 cent video – Yo Shorty, it’s your birthday, because, well, it’s my birthday. So anyway, that prompted Chris O to send me this absolute gem. Enjoy this guy’s passport: Aaah, that’s too beautiful! […]
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IMPORTANT URGENT 2OCEANSVIBE PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
26 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 19 Comments
I recorded a very special urgent 2oceansvibe public announcement/pledge yesterday on Camps Bay beach. It’s pretty big and it’s pretty deep and it concerns every one of you. I strongly urge you to watch the video, as our future basically depends on it. I cannot force you to watch it, but if you don’t, I […]
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FIRE HYDRANTS CAN BE FUNNY
26 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Imagine catching this little fire hydrant sign while you’re having a bad day. Fire hydrant humour – right up there.. It’s so perfectly done. I want it inside me. [thanks fergus]
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EXPLAIN THIS PHOTO
26 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I was tweeting away on Twitter this morning and noticed I had received a direct twat from Emma, asking if I had seen the website explainthisimage.com . No, I had not. I went on a journey of discovery and clicked the link. Wow. I’ll kill you, Superdog! the above photo is just one […]
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I picked this up from the BBC. It’ll make your day. 60-foot penis painted on roof An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub […]
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HONESTY
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Sorry, I got lost in the lyrics of Billy Joel’s song, Honesty, back there. What I really want to show you, is this thing, which is related to telling the truth and honesty. It’s also pretty damn hilarious. Quality Beautiful. I love those guys. I have the odd online venture and some of […]
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NEW HOME AFFAIRS SERVICE CHECKS IF YOU’RE ALIVE
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not […]
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ABSOLUTELY AWESOME T-SHIRT # 527
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our very recent article about Crocs crashing , comes this heart-warming email. Hi Seth, During an excursion to Hermanus this weekend we came across this T-shirt at the flea market. Don’t know if you have seen it but thought you would enjoy it. The photo was taken with my cellphone […]
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THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW SNOOP DOGG ON TWITTER
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This was at 9pm our time, God knows what hour, his time. His first twat of the day: Snoop Dogg‘s first twat of the day on Twitter That’s what he says to his 50-odd thousand Twitter followers! Good morning by beautiful TWIZZLES!!! Stop it, man! It’s too much.. But then he follows up […]
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TIGER WOODS COMPETITOR PLAYS GOLF IN HIS JOCKS
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was meant to show you this a few days back, but my recent Veuve Clicquot binge fell over that particular day. Nevertheless, I found it again on my “desktop.” Check this out: Golf-Stenson’s Swedish strip show overshadows Woods MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) – Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods […]
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WHEN YOU COMBINE EXCESS WITH HUMOUR
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss. A splash of excess with a […]
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THE BMW 530 DIESEL IS VERY RUDE
17 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]
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A RICK ASTLEY OLDIE
16 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I am quite aware that you might have seen this already, but some of the precious readers out there have not. It is essential that everyone sees this. Hey? Awesome! [thanks gavin]
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ON TWITTER
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]
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BUSH SHOE THROWER GETS THREE YEARS!
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeez this is pretty radical. The guy who put a smile on the face of the world, is going to jail for three years! Fuck, that’s hectic! Let’s check out the video before we go on: This, from The Guardian: Iraqi shoe-thrower sentenced to three years in jail Journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded […]
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ZUMATELLO
12 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Zumatello One of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Politicians” I’m fine with that. [thanks Michael]
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THE CAKE
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Employee: Hello ‘dis be Pick&Pay, how can I help you? Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’. Too beautiful Aaah, that’s just glorious! [thanks andy]
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THE LAZY BEGGERS
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less! The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, […]
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AUTOTRADER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Luckily I’m in charge of my shit, so it’s not likely that this will happen to me. And anyway, I’ve got a scooter – not a superbike. Stunning. Just stunning! [thanks peter]
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CHICK MISSES HER FLIGHT AND LOSES HER MIND
09 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are. Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer […]
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WINNING FAIL
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh.. Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!
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STOP! NINJA TIME!
04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Short and sweet: “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills. Seth […]
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MY NAME IS
03 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
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