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Quality Humour
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LEMONSIP GETS SIDELINED
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Personally, and as you may have seen me mention in the latest 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature, I feel this whole swine flu thing is getting a little bit long in the snout. I won’t be publishing that cartoon of piglet walking into the distance. It’s good, but it’s not THAT good! You can stop sending […]
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YOUR BUSINESS CARD SUCKS
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
The awesomeness and genius of the guy in this video cannot be emphasised enough. It reminds me of one of the many brilliant scenes from American Psycho, in which Patrick Bateman presents his new business card (watch it here) and announces, “”That’s bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.” Except this is completely […]
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THE PANDA JOKE
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me. This may well be the best joke of your life. A Giant Panda A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes […]
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BEGGERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Ex-pat Brian V sent this in from the City of Angels. Hey Seth, Clever, this dude put a smile on my face, recognized my accent and earned a couple bucks 🙂 Brian V Very cool. When we do find life out there it won’t be easy for the aliens to keep a straight […]
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FLYING PIGS
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats. Oh dear me. We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]
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KENTUCKY FRIED SOMETHING
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
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A TOM JONES MOMENT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I was editing the last 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature at iKraal head office the other day, and started playing some Tom Jones on my laptop. That’s when I received an email from Ken in the next room, with a link to this very early live video of “The Voice” dancing on stage. Oh my shattered […]
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SOME BACON FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!
30 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Mish Kebab sent this through to me and I wasn’t quite sure how to take it. She says she didn’t have any bacon at home and that droewors works just as well. This post is, essentially, for the laydezz! [Although I should mention that I got this (and wrote this) before the swine flu virus […]
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IT’S TRACTOR TIME WITH THE SURFER!
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Role play has always been enjoyed here at 2oceansvibe. You may have picked up that The Roofer enjoys quite a bit of surfing exposure, whilst The Surfer himself has recently been spotted (with great success , I might add) trying his hand at photography (here). Not that this should effect the title of The Photographer. […]
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SWINE FLEW
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Quick thinking. Good. Pass. [thanks nick] BREAKING NEWS : Britain orders 32 million Swine flu face masks. CLICK HERE.
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KEVIN PIETERSEN VOTING BANNER
28 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I received this on voting day from a reader who spotted it on TV. A member of the crowd was holding it up as Kevin Pietersen came in to bat. Pure quality [thanks kevin s]
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THE MODERN DAY BARBIE
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore. Things have changed, and the […]
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JESSICA ALBA METHOD ACTING
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some stunning shots here of Jessica Alba with my child, as she joins a long list of Hollywood stars who follow the “method acting” technique, when it comes to addressing their roles. She is apparently hard at work getting into character for her new movie, The Cistern Intern – based on a true story about […]
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ELECTION POSTER FEVER
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
While the DA are running around wasting time banging their heads on the “Zuma is guilty” brick wall and pretending to be the most technically advanced party (although I’m sure even my grandmother would know to buy the .com version of their helpstopzuma.co.za website they registered), the other parties out there aren’t shy of entertaining […]
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THE BEST START TO ANY WEEK
20 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
@countsabel sent this out on Twatter on Friday. I thought I’d save it for your Monday morning. I couldn’t think of a better way to start the week. So please, enjoy one of better videos you will ever watch during this lifetime. Chad Feeling better? Good. Enjoy tinkering at work during this, your […]
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SCOOTER RALLY, THONGS AND *AHEM* EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
17 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
Wow, there was definitely no getting out of this one! After my incredibly naive pre-Blog Awards pledge video where I promised (should I win) to ride my scooter along the Camps Bay strip in a leopard print thong (emphasis on “strip!”), there was no end to the sms’s, emails and tweets asking “hey dude, what […]
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FLUTTER – FASTER AND SHORTER THAN TWITTER
14 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is good. These guys have put together a spoof of the Twitter craze sweeping the world. This time it’s called Flutter and instead of a maximum of 140 characters per message, it’s a max of 26 characters. It’s really well done and nearly a carbon copy of a genuine doccie I watched on the […]
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HAPPY EASTER MY LOVELIES!
09 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Have a wonderful long weekend! I’ll be dreaming of you.. p> Quality Kisses xxx [thanks dave]
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THE NATIONAL SKIRT PROJECT – LET’S HAVE THAT CHAT
08 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]
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VENICE BEACH BEGGERS
08 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Personal Jukebox sent in this little pearler from Venice Beach, LA. Help this fellow stay drunk.. Very cool, thanks for that, Sox. Send love to Cokey. Reminds me of those Lazy Beggers..
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DIESEL ADS ARE AMUSING
08 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Just yesterday I was taking a bubble bath at The Safe House and sent out a twat about the provocative Armani ad campaign (here ), depicting a woman removing a man’s clothing – revealing quite a lot, I thought. But then I found this this little piece of madness. “Standing on your head” usually conjures […]
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BEST. PARKING. EVER!
07 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
“Kudos” obsessives will definitely give the audacious driver of this Vespa “kudos” for his/her parking ON Camps Bay beach . It is SO brazen, SO radical and SO brilliantly rude, that we should do nothing but stand and applaud. In the words of Montell Jordan.. “THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!” Stand up from […]
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RUPERT EVERETT ON GRAYDON CARTER
07 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Vanity Fair readers will be aware of the name Graydon Carter. Carter is the editor (since 1992) of the greatest magazine in the world and apart from guiding the tremendous success of the magazine for a decade and a half, he is known for his stunning intros to every issue. He moaned in dramatic style […]
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ANTWERP STATION FLASH MOB
07 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
You’ll recall some time back I featured the T-Mobile “flash mob” (here)which gathered at Liverpool Station in London, England. Well, it looks like some folk in Belgium felt they should up the ante, which they did with great success – this time at Antwerp Central train station . I got this off Chris Rawlinson’s blog […]
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WATERFRONT BAN “PARK ANYWHERE” RULE
06 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It had to happen. After many years of stoned Capetonian antics and the general “park anywhere” mentality, The V&A Waterfront security team have had enough and are now, surprisingly, clamping vehicles who park “in the middle of nowhere.” “Middle of nowhere” parking is now an offence“Oh my God! It’s like you can’t do ANYTHING […]
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THE DALAI LAMA IS COMING TO SOUTH AFRICA
03 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Good. 8/10. [thanks everyone that sent this]
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THE ENGLISH LIONS HAVE ARRIVED
03 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
These pics came in many different forms. Some of them came with the headline “Birtish Lions Have Arrived” and some read “Brakpan Lion.” Call it what you what, it’s damn funny. Dangerous? Not so much It’s Friday, my friends – and don’t you forget it!
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BUY A PLAYSTATION AND GET A FREE APARTMENT!
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Very clever little vibe this. Spotted on Gumtree (here), this guy, Jannie, is advertising his Playstation 3 for R1,160,000 and is throwing in a free apartment. BRAND NEW SONY PLAYSTATION 3 – R1160 000.00 If you buy this SONY PLAYSTATION 3 you get the following for FREE! A very stylish Up Market 2 […]
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PRINCE PHILIP ROCKS YOUR WORLD!
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Obama’s met The Queen yesterday. The Obama’s meet The Queen (source) Don’t you just love the Duke of Edinburgh? He’s my absolute favourite! check his vibe there. He’s not quite sure. He’s like, “what the fuck is going on here?” But is going through the motions and has made a mental note […]
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LONDON G20 PROTEST ACTION HUMOUR
01 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Every ex-pats’ favourite, Mud Island Mike, is a pro at finding quality London humour. And he did NOT disappoint with this absolute BEAUTY – spotted among the anti-banking and God-knows-what-else protests. It doesn’t get better than that Oh dear. That’s just too good. I’m putting that STRAIGHT into the pool room. Ex-pats […]
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