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Quality Humour
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DESKTOP CLEANUP
06 Oct 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
It’s that time of the month again. The time I wade through the GARBAGE that you send me and select some true genius pieces of rubbish and publish them here for all to see. Then I can wipe it all off my desktop and start anew. We’ll kick off with this one, which I think […]
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2OCEANSVIBE SHOW HEADS UP PLUS A NEW WORD!
05 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans. Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy […]
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SUGAR DADDIES AND SUGAR BABIES UNITE!
30 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
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EASTBOUND AND DOWN KENNY POWERS AND ASHLEY SCHAEFFER
23 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
My boy Travis gave me the heads up on this one as we downed another glass of De Grendel in Bakoven the other night. It’s too damn funny and I must caution those of you with weak bladders to perhaps relieve yourselves before pressing play. Will Ferrel is in it. That’s all I’m saying. […]
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“WENT TO REHAB, THOUGHT I LOST YOU”
21 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
My “homes,” Joe Bones, over at our little baby sister site, rivercityvibe.com, spotted something terribly terribly amazing. This is the vibe he’s going for: I am about to make a big, big call. Here it is: The video below is the funniest thing I have seen this year. It hits me in that special […]
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TWITTER PENIS SIZE
21 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
That’s two “penis” headlines within a week! As we close in on News24. Well I’m so glad I found this, as it has always been a hidden concern of mine. Being confident of one’s size in real life is one thing, but what about online? Are they taking me seriously enough? That’s when I found […]
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THE “PENIS KILLERS” HAVE BEEN FIRED
19 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There’s something very special about logging into News24.com and finding yourself confronted with the leading story shown below: The “Penis Killers” were fired.. They say it in a way that suggests you should know about these characters. In a way that suggests everyone is talking, quite frankly, about the “Penis Killers.” Can you imagine the […]
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CHARLIZE THERON BETWEEN TWO FERNS
17 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I don’t know if you’ve caught any of the terribly awkward “Between Two Ferns” interviews before, but I think you need to get into them. Especially this one, because it features none other than SA’s very own Oscar winner, Charlize Theron. Check it out. “Monsters inc.” – hahahaha! Very good. And when you’re […]
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BARACK OBAMA CALLS KANYE WEST A “JACKASS” (INCL. AUDIO CLIP)
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]
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PEOPLE OF WALMART.COM
16 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
People of Walmart dot com is a gift to us all. Those of you who have ever been into a Walmart will know all about the different breeds and types of people and fashion you can get in that place. Let’s run through a few.. Stunning! Note stance, then boots, then bald patchIt’s […]
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NEWS24 PRINTS THE WORD “CUNT”
11 Sep 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Well, I tell you what, it’s a BIG moment for South African media. While 2oceansvibe isn’t shy to throw around the odd “shit” here and the odd “fuck” there, I don’t think we have thrown around the “C” word for a number of years. News24, have obviously decided to up the ante by happily publishing […]
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THE WEB ECONOMY BULLSHIT GENERATOR
11 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I deal with a lot of geeks. But, because I’ve had a computer since the tender age of six, I can pretty much hold my own when they throw around tech jargon. Ja, the data is “corrupt,” bru. Your “server” doesn’t support “mySQL.” Ja, ja – whatever. And it gets even worse when you get […]
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NANDOS RAMADAN COMMERCIAL
11 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just to fill you in, Ramadan is the ninth month of the year in the Islamic calendar. Let’s expend on that… [clears throat] It is the Islamic month of fasting, in which participating Muslims refrain from eating, drinking, smoking, and indulging in anything that is in excess or ill-natured; from dawn until sunset. […]
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NAKED TAMBOERSKLOOF WOMAN LOCKS HERSELF OUT
09 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
UNBELIEVABLE scenes today in Cape Town’s TBK region (memo : we will refer to “Tamboerskloof” as “TBK” from now on) where a near-naked woman locked herself out of her house, after attempting to clean the exterior windows. “Look, something is going on over there at that house” “Oh my GOD!! There is a woman […]
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PIGEON FLIES FASTER THAN TELKOM BROADBAND
09 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
So a bunch of guys and girls finally had enough and got together to prove that Telkom’s Telkom “1Mb/s ADSL” lines are so low that a homing pigeon could probably deliver the data faster. So they stapled a 4Gb memory card to the pigeon’s leg and sent the same size file via Telkom Internet over […]
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THIS IS FUNNY
09 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Muse doesn’t get Will Ferrell and, in particular, his character Ron Burgandy from the movie “Anchorman.” Although the other day I was watching it again and I caught her chuckling to herself. I turned to look and she quickly stopped laughing and rolled her eyes. Very childish. I want you to enjoy this video […]
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SA VICE PRESIDENT HAS BRAAI NEXT TO LANDING STRIP
08 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]
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BRYAN HABANA – CAPE STYLE
07 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
As things hot up with Western Province Rugby’s signing of Springbok speedster and Gillette poster-boy, Bryan Habana , we contemplate how things might change for him once he moves to the Cape. Jussis, maar hy’s vinnig, neh?! Awesome dental work! He just needs to get a little bray going and he’ll be 100% […]
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NEW JULIUS MALEMA HUGGIES AD
07 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema.. Spotted at watkykjy.co.za. I’m fine with that..
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NELSON MANDELA AIR FRESHENER
03 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
How awesome is this? I’m fine with that. [thanks allard]
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HOW COOL IS THIS DOG?
01 Sep 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments
Answer : very cool! With a jet-pack like that attached to his back, one would hope the owner got some pet insurance for this hound? Don’t want that thing flying into walls and stuff. [thanks nikki]
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DESKTOP CLEANUP
28 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
It’s that time of the month again.. as we remove the best of the rubbish you send me which gathers dust on my desktop, and release it onto the United Internet. We’ll kick off with this genius, sent in by Trev: Wrong way, my love. Then this absolute gem, spotted by Phillip, somewhere […]
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OBAMA HAIRCUT ADVERT
27 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Twas earlier this year I showed you some wonderful images (here) of the hairdresser in the Woodstock region of Cape Town, claiming to be masters at the Obama Haircut. You may recall their tagline, “Looking neat is our target. Change your look? Yes we can!” You remember it now, right? If you don’t it seems […]
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FACEBOOK SEXUAL REVELATIONS
25 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I don’t need to write much about this one. It kind of sells itself. In a nutshell…..Michael poked Tracy. [thanks paul]
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JULIUS MALEMA’S GENDER QUESTIONED
24 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Right, ok, did anyone check out the Cape Times front page this morning? If so, there may be more to it than you thought. Standard stuff? Just you wait.. As expected, it featured the ongoing gender-bender saga of South African female athlete, Caster Semenya. Bless her and all that, but did you read […]
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OVER-AGE POLE DANCING AT CAFE ROUX
24 Aug 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
I popped into Cafe Roux in Noordhoek the other day. I just love the place (even though they don’t yet stock De Grendel wine) because you never quite know what you’re going to get – be it the patronage and/or the surroundings. Last Sunday, for example, featured what could only be described as “Aladdin’s Grandmother” […]
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THE ART OF MANLINESS – COMMAND A ROOM LIKE A MAN
19 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
What a wonderful website I have found for you! It will be enjoyed by both male and female readers (enjoying the much-celebrated perfect 50/50 gender split enjoyed by 2oceansvibe). The website is called The Art of Manliness and can be found, funnily enough, at www.artofmanliness.com www.theartofmanliness.com There are so many topics on the […]
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STUNNING LITTLE CRACKHOUSE IN WOODSTOCK
19 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Got this little pearler last week. I want you to see it. It’s really special. Stunning! Hi Seth, I hope your Hollywood adventures are going swimmingly! The cold, wet weather has returned to Cape Town this week – but I’m counteracting the appalling weather by contributing to the South African red wine sales, […]
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STICKY NIPS – LET’S HAVE THAT CHAT
17 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Jennifer Arniston (yes, I know, but it’s better that way) was recently spotted looking somewhat nippy. This pic was taken within the last fortnight. Perky Perkster That pic reminded me of an ad I saw on the euronet about an ingenious product for women who might be lacking in the “perky” department. And […]
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COKEY FALKOW AS BREAKDANCING JESUS
14 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I spent quite a bit of time in Los Angeles with Cokey Falkow (2oceansvibe Character The Comedian ) and he’s been showing me some of the stuff he has been working on. In particular, this little beauty he did with Iron Fist depicting Cokey as Jesus Christ, entering into a breakdance competition against Satan, somewhere […]
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