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Quality Humour
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THE FUNNIEST FACEBOOK SCREENSHOT I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
15 Jan 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
Nothing needs to be said. You’ll get the vibe as you read it. Just hold onto your seat – it’s toooo special! I just LOVED the comeback! No, I was JOKING!! Pick up the phone.. Brilliant! *cough* …evil, twisted cow. [thanks marcus]
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WHAT GOES AROUND…
12 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Incredible phrases and names on our local taxi’s have always amused me. Classics like “Dance with my father” and “Good luck to those who hate me” will be remembered forever. So will this one, I’m sure, as we witness the beauty of misunderstood and/or misspelt phrases being printed on taxis – always funny. Awesome.. Seriously, […]
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SETH IS… LOVE
18 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
Have you ever typed your name into Google, followed by “is” and then a space? You really should, it’s fairly hilarious. Google uses historical searches for similar phrases and gives quickview suggestions are what you more than likely want to search for – thus saving you nano seconds of your time. It’s those little things […]
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SKETCHY SANTA
18 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Personally, I’ve never liked those Santa Claus photo ops. Whether I’m in them or not, I just don’t dig it. They’re dodgy and the guy in the suit is almost always a pedophile – it’s practically a pre-requisite. The ones that aren’t pedophiles are working for the Feds anyway; and the replacement sucks, so fuck […]
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JORDY SMITH CONTINUES TO PLEASE
10 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
SA #1 and future World Surf Champion, Jordy Smith , gives us another reason to like his vibe. He’s obviously got TONS of surfboards in his “quiver,” but I did not realise that each of his boards has a girl painted it. A different girl for every board. He doesn’t call them his “boards,” he […]
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PLAY THE TIGER WOODS WIFE OUTRUN GAME!
09 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There are many reasons why The Rock is a 2oceansvibe Character – not least of which being his ability to find such incredible pieces of greatness as this. Behold, the Tiger Woods online arcade game. This is NOT a drill The aim is to drive Tiger safely out of Elin’s grips, and ensure that his […]
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MORE SOUTH AFRICAN WIKIPEDIA MADNESS
04 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
No one week ago we gave you the AWESOMENESS that is/was the Liesbeek River feature on Google Earth, citing “underage orgies” as a common occurrence at said river. That has apparently been changed. Not that it has stopped other SA Wikipedia nuggets, including this one, describing the town of Underberg, in Kwazulu-Natal. Enjoy that last […]
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TAKING TATS TO THE NEXT LEVEL
02 Dec 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
A buddy of mine, John BG, has embraced tattoos like you’ve never seen. Not scared of taking things to the next level, or giving in to a dare, his antics have become something of folk legend. This weekend I finally got to see the infamous SABS stamp on his behind. It’s true. It exists. For […]
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LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU
30 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Those of you who have come across the wonders of Google may will be aware of the pain I feel when someone asks a question which Google can very easily answer. I don’t know if some people believe that Google only specialises in one field… maybe they used Google once, but that was to find […]
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DAVID THORNE KILLS IT
30 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
He’s done it again. David Thorne just keeps on killing it. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, you can kick off with the David Thorne SPIDER EMAILS here. There have been many others, including “Party in Apartment 3,” which I told you about. And then came this absolute BEEEEEEAUT! From: Simon EdhouseDate: […]
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“UNDERAGE ORGIES AT LIESBEEK RIVER” – GOOGLE EARTH
30 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I received a stunning little tipoff from one Justin, giving me the heads up on the Cape Town portion of Google Earth. I hadn’t yet installed Google Earth onto my new MacBook Pro (courtesy of Digicape – the anti-iStore) so I did that in about 1 minute flat (download Google Earth here) and “booted” it […]
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JOHN SMIT FINDS STADIUM HAIRDRYERS AMUSING – AS THE TWEET GOES ON
23 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character (The Barndog), Springbok rugby captain and global superhero, John Smit, is getting to grips with his new Twitter account, as we see him cross the two week mark. Well done, Barndog! With unique insight into a world others have little chance of experiencing, we are now blessed with such glorious tweets as this […]
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BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH CONAN O’BRIEN
19 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Do you ever watch “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis?” You don’t? You should. Are you sure you don’t? Did you not even watch the one I gave you the other day with Charlize Theron? Come on, man! Anyway, there is a new one with the host of The Tonight Show, Conan O-Brien (as the […]
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THE WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL IPOD SPEAKER
16 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Ipod plugs in on the right hand side – as seen above Looks pretty cool, hey? A bit “big,” you say? Sure, it’s large, but look at the amount of SOUND you’re getting!! CLICK HERE for the Wall of Sound Experience! [thanks jonty]
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G-MAN IMPOSTER ROAMING STREETS OF CAPE TOWN
09 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We have only recently been made aware of this con that is going on around town and are not sure how long it has been going on for. It appears that someone is trying to impersonate one of 2oceansvibe’s leading Characters, “G-MAN.” The first incident came in the comments section of the infamous Portofino article. […]
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ARE WE HUMAN? OR ARE WE…
06 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
It doesn’t get very much better than this.. I can’t comment right now. It’s too big to get my head around.. [thanks alex]
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FILL UP MY CUP, MAZELTOV! – CHALLAH CLOTHING HITS THE NET
06 Nov 2009 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I don’t know about you, but I’ve just ordered this T-shirt “online” : That’s just how I’m rolling at the moment. And that’s exactly how they ALWAYS roll at “Challah Clothing ,” which is an online T-shirt shop.. You seem confused? Perfectly understandable. Their About Us section of the website explains: Challah Clothing was founded […]
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ONLY IN MELBOURNE
02 Nov 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
You gotta give it to the Ozzies – they certainly can raise a chuckle from time to time.. Don’t mince you words, dooya Bruce? [thanks graham]
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CSI – THIS ONE YOU NEED TO SEE
22 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
THOSE WHO GET THE HUMOUR – OVER AND ABOVE THE ELABORATE USE OF UNHEARD OF TECHNOLOGIES, WILL PROBABLY ENJOY IT MORE.. Caps Lock was on – sorry – I’m stoned. [thanks lotte]
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GET ON MY HORSE
19 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
There is no ways in hell that you have EVER seen ANYTHING like this in your life. Never ever. Fact. Seriously, this guy’s horse is amazing. You should get on his horse. It can turn into a plane and he’ll take you around the universe. Sipping on lemonade.. Click the link below. Getonmyhorse.com I’m absolutely […]
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ADULT SPRAYS WATER ON KIDS – AWESOME
16 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I very much doubt you’ve ever come across a headline like that, let alone the concept of adults driving through puddles of water, purposefully drenching groups of children standing at bus stops. It’s standard stuff for this fellow. Do enjoy. I’m FINE with that! Takes me back to the days of my first car (named […]
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THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD
15 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I’ve never really had the honours of being caught in the act with another man’s woman. And I’ve certainly not been caught hiding in the cupboard when he arrives home, either! It’s not really my vibe. In the driveway at two in the morning, sure! But never in the cupboard! If I was caught (in […]
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CAPE TOWN BAND ON GRAHAM NORTON’S SHOW
14 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Cape Town band, Brothers Streep who are friends of some of the 2oceansvibers out there were on Graham Norton’s BBC TV show. They (Brother’s Streep) are big fans of oscar winner and star of The Piano, Anna Paquin, who happened a guest on Graham’s show. Anna Paquin THEN As “Flora” in The Piano Anna […]
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MARGE SIMPSON TO STRIP FOR PLAYBOY
14 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
It certainly has crossed my mind and I know it has your. Don’t lie to me. It’s the same intrigue and fascination that hovered in my mind as a child, about red-head kids and their nether regions – before all was finally revealed in the Founder House boarding school showers. And who better to do […]
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BIFF’S “QUESTION SONG”
13 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Now when I say “Biff” I’m not talking about Graeme Smith, but rather the guy from Back To The Future. The guy who used to pick on Michael J Fox’s character, Marty McFly. His real name is Thomas F. Wilson and he played the character, Biff Tannen. I’ve arranged a visual clue for you: Biff […]
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THERE, I FIXED IT
13 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
You might want to check out this site. They display pics of man-made solutions to technical problems in and around the house. Usually things that they could buy, but they are either obsessed with DIY or prefer to save money and do it themselves. Ie. Marcus Brain (The Kitesurfer) to a tee. Virtually all of […]
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DEREK WATTS USES THE WORD “SCHWEET” ON CARTE BLANCHE
12 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]
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OF COURSE I’LL DO IT FOR FREE! I HATE MONEY! 2
09 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
ANYONE involved in any form of digital marketing will love this video. We all get this flavour of bullshit from time to time. Generally from professional dicks. You know the vibe, when people ask you a favour because of your line of work, and they have no idea of what goes into it, let alone […]
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JULIA MALEMA UP FOR TOP GAY AWARD
08 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Hey whatsup, GIRLFRIEND!! Well it’s all gone full circle – you’ll recall the other day when the Cape Times questioned Julius Malema’s gender and now, just six weeks later, he is up for the prestigious accolade at this year’s Feather Awards, being held on Saturday night. Jules.. Timeslive reports: Julie’s such a drama queen, doll […]
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THE BUDDAH CALL
06 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Do you indulge in Booty Calls from time to time? Oh you don’t know what a Booty Call is? My goodness – it’s all the rage! Let me tell you: a last-minute or previously unplanned request to meet up with someone with the intention of having sex. Some common characteristics of a booty call: […]
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