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Quality Humour
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PAUL “SNODDIE” SNODGRASS – LIVE AT THE BAXTER!
08 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You don’t get more single than Snoddie. He is seriously verging on being the generic. One day people will ask if you’re in a relationship or if you’re “Snoddie.” Then he’ll have to tell them that he actually is Snoddie. And they’ll be like, “Oh my God!! You’re the guy!!!” And he’ll be like “Yeah!!!” […]
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DAVID THORNE – PROTECTING THE COMMUNITY FROM BURGLARS, MURDERERS AND BLOGS
08 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
David Thorne is at it again! This latest installment comes just over a month after our last feature, which had David causing a bit of a drama with Blockbuster Video. That was a long time after the first one we ever saw, which came in the for of the “spider drawing” email. Then there was […]
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THE GROCERY STORE MUSICAL
05 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve only really been compelled to break out into song in the Sea Point Spar, home to thousands upon thousands of overseas models living in the area. Not to mention Luba Shumeyko‘s twin (damnit!) sister, who often shops in the very same store. They practice their ramp walks down the isles, as we, mere mortals, […]
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ARE YOU FLYING ON MANGO AIRLINES THIS MONTH?
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Well I suggest you do – because there is something of a surprise waiting for you on board. That’s right, my lover – over 100,000 copies of the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine, “Juice,” have been printed and they are yours to keep! Why would you care about the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine? Let me show […]
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SHOW YOUR TUNO MAYO SOME RESPECT, WITH NOMU SPICE!
03 Mar 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
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THE TELETUBBIES DO THE HAKA
03 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Iron Mike sends me stuff from time to time. He’s improved a lot, although he has, on more than one occasion, been guilty of the cardinal sin of sending me content that has already featured on 2oceansvibe. Punishable by death, if I so wished. But it’s hard to put out a hit on Iron Mike, […]
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WHY DON’T YOU SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN?
02 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
You know the iStore article? the one that comes up number 1 in Google if you search for “istore waterfront.” Ja, well, as you can imagine, people stumble upon the article the whole time, even though it was written a year ago. As a result, the article generates constantly fresh comments – usually to do […]
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THE “B” TEAM
01 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
They also love it when a plan comes together.
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ANOTHER OLD SPICE AD
24 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Loving these Old Spice ads. If you missed the last one with the guy on the boat, check it out here. But, for now, enjoy this character. I’m fine with that vibe. It’s right up our street. It’s right up your street. This is our street and everyone is up it. [thanks paul]
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THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE – OLD SPICE
22 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
This is the kind of quality we share, here at 2oceansvibe. [thanks ariel]
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MEET OR DIE : WHAT YOUR WASTE-OF-TIME MEETING IS WORTH..
22 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Cape Town’s obsession for meetings is a worldwide trend, but, given the existence of this website I’m about to show, so his the hatred for unnecessary (the majority) meetings. Catherine S sent in this absolute beauty: www.meetordie.com So I filled in the details of a typical waste-of-time-are-you-really-this-bored meeting that gets thrown around this town. Meetings […]
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BUDGET SPEECH TERMINOLOGY
19 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks trev]
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GARY BAILEY COMMENTS ON JOHN TERRY’S SEXUAL APPETITE
15 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
A stunning moment the other night on SuperSport, as ex-Manchester United goal keeper, Gary Bailey discussed Former England football captain John Terry and his game in general. A wry smile shined across Gazza’s face, acknowledging fully the double meaning in his words – what with John Terry’s sexual appetite for his team mate’s girlfriends and […]
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TOM SELLECK WATERFALLS AND SANDWICHES
10 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Advertising Guy lives in Los Angeles and he has a buddy over there in the States, Greg Szmurlo, who has made a website to do with his three favourite things – Tom Selleck, Waterfalls and Sandwiches. It’s called Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. And when I say it is “to do” with those three things, I […]
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JACK PAROW – “COOLER AS EKKE” + LYRICS
09 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
Someone made a very good point today (following our coverage of Die Antwoord), stating that although I have mention Jack Parow and his song “Cooler As Ekke,” and even featured the TaxiJam version, I am yet to show the original music video on 2oceansvibe. Surely not? I had a little look around and, my God, […]
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THE ZAPIRO ZUMA “BABY SHOWER” CARTOON
09 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
In case you missed it (and you certainly would have heard about it), here is the Zapiro cartoon from the Mail&Guardian. 20 babies in a mass Zuma Baby Shower. It looks like the shower head has been reinstated, after Zapiro decided to give Zuma a break in May last year and detached it from his […]
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RELIGION DOESN’T CARE ABOUT THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR
08 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
If you’re in or around your early thirties, you’ll have fond memories of Will Smith’s hit TV series, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. There’s no mistaking those opening lines, “Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted and turned upside down.” Everyone new the words to that song. Seriously, it […]
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THE MAYOR’S NEW CAR
05 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Spotted around town.. The Mayor – keeps it simple.. Very cool.. [thanks sox]
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WORKER BUST WATCHING PORN DURING LIVE TV BROADCAST
03 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Gotta love the Aussies – anything for a bit of tail, especially during working hours. Not shy to take a risk, one financial desk worker had a browse over some naked pics, while a colleague of his was doing a live broadcast in the next room – with the TVcamera’s getting a full view of […]
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THE OATMEAL . COM
02 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
2oceansviber, Craig H, directed me to this absolutely stunning little website. It’s called The Oatmeal (theoatmeal.com) and it seems to cover the most random (yet well-researched) topics you could ever imagine, all presented graphically, in the most beautifully designed cartoons. Take for instance, “Five Reason Pigs Are More Awesome Than You:” Then they proceed to […]
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ONE IN EVERY THREE
29 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
This is very funny. I’ve been sent it by about five billion people so far. I better get it up, before my inbox explodes. Not bad. Not bad at all.. [thanks warrick]
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DAVID THORNE KILLS IT AGAIN – THE BLOCKBUSTER SAGA..
27 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
If you don’t know who David Thorne is, I’ll remind you – he is the genius that gave you the “spider drawing” email mayhem. Then there was the “Party in Apartment 3” escapade and the “design me a logo” piece of genius. But he didn’t stop there – our boy decided to give the people […]
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SHH!! DADDY IS WORKING!!!
25 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I know my inbox is going to regret opening this Facebook can of worms, but they really are very amusing. We’ve seen the one about the girlfriend who tricks the boyfriend into thinking she was another girl, and we thoroughly enjoyed the one where the brother got his own back on his sister. But today […]
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THE DAILY VOICE KNOWS ITS TARGET MARKET
22 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Spotted around town earlier this week. God I love this place. [thanks martin]
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DAVID LETTERMAN IS THE KING OF LATE NIGHT
22 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
I’ll be honest, I’m a big Conan O’Brien fan. But I’m also a big David Letterman fan. Now if any of you have been following the late night TV talk show wars carrying on in the States, involving the NBC network and two of their stars, Jay Leno (The Jay Leno Show) and Conan O’Brien […]
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THE PEOPLE OF WALMART RAP
19 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Ok look, they’ve made this rap song and it’s so damn good I actually don’t know what to do with myself. I’ve sent you to the People of Walmart website before (boom). But now they’ve taken the best of the best from that website and turned it into a rap song. And it’s good. Trust […]
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SETTING GOALS – GETTING THEM RELEASED ON FACEBOOK
19 Jan 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
They say it’s important to write your goals down – then they become more real and more attainable. Whilst this may be good in a business sense, some lists should perhaps never be written down. Take, for example, the case of Chris and Katie, the Asian kids whose sibling rivalry spun out of control. Read […]
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RIDLEY SCOTT LOSES 6TH COURT CASE AGAINST NOISY CHICKEN NEIGHBOURS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I tell you, there is never a dull moment in Provence! Luckily, with the proximity of the Menerbes bastide to the likes of movie Director, Ridley Scott’s house, we are able to pick up on news that might otherwise have slipped through the net! Take, for example, the woes of Ridley, who has now lost […]
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GET MARRIED, STOP SMOKING, WIN AT THE CASINO, REMOVE BAD SPELLS
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
He has it all, old “Ali”. The “Herbalist of the Year 2009,” we are told. And my GOD is he skilled! There are simply too many skills to mention. He’ll increase your penis size and make sure you win in court! “No matter what stage” of the court proceedings, he goes on to say. This […]
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DRESS LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT
18 Jan 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I got a DM (Direct Tweet) with a web link from @thegoodcount the other day. All it said was, “You owe me a six pack” plus the link. Wow. Now I get a lot of crap in my inbox from you lot out there and I’m quite well tuned into what is and isn’t rubbish. […]
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