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Quality Humour
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THE BOSS EVERY BOSS WISHES THEY COULD BE
06 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re in an executive position (as most of you LSM 12-14 vibers will be), then this is the kind of boss that you should aspire to be. Clearly, this man has been taking management lessons from one Seth Rotherham, esq. I mean, look at this company memo. Solid gold leadership, ey? There’s oh so […]
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SO IT’S NICE TO KNOW WE’RE NOT LIVING IN A POLICE STATE
06 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
I’m not sure if you’ve heard of the latest example of South African Police Service Force overkill. Journalist Mzilikazi wa Afrika was arrested for a yet-to-be-defined offense rather uncomfortably soon after the same journalist leveled serious corruption allegations against Police Brigadier General His Worship The Most Reverend Doctor His Honour Bheki Cele. Read on for […]
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THE LANDLORD, FROM HELL
04 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Many of us have been in this situation, mostly in our younger years of irresponsibility and fiscal-hedonism. Sometimes, usually around five days into the month, there would be a chilling knock on the door. Instantly, your heart shifts the primary location of its beating from your chest to your stomach. The landlord is at the […]
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WHO DECIDES TAXI NAMES?
03 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Some people want to know what happens when we die. Personally, I think there are far more pressing issues at hand. Like, WHO comes up with the names on the back of taxis? I’m not kidding – this is important shit. I really think these back window messages have been sent to test me. Not […]
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NEWPORT STATE OF MIND
02 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The more awesome of you will recall the mention we gave to the song “Island State Of Mind” which was a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys’ hit “New York State Of Mind.” Instead of being all about New York, the content had to do with Tasmania – a rather humorous take of Tasmania too, […]
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DR DRE AND SNOOP COVER BY BEN FOLDS – PURE QUALITY GENIUS
28 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I don’t know how this one slipped through the radar. Just when I thought people weren’t churning out 100% pure uncut humour anymore, this Ben Folds vide from 2006 surfaces. It’s got him covering the song “Bitches Aint Shit” – the hard-core rap song originally by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. But he didn’t just […]
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JANE AUSTEN’S “FIGHT CLUB”
27 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The original Fight Club with Brad Pitt is on a lot of people’s “Top 10 favourite movies” lists. It’s exciting , it’s scandalous and, for the ladies, one might even deem it sexy. This is exactly what Jane Austen has offered with the upcoming film, “Jane Austen’s Fight Club” which witnesses the uprising of illegal […]
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SPACEY NAILS PACINO WITH ONE WORD
22 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
That headline is somewhat ambiguous and I should begin by saying this story has nothing to do with Kevin Spacey trying to pickup Al Pacino after reading a copy of The Game. What it does have to do with, is the fact that Kevin Spacey is a master impersonator. Almost as good as Brendan Seery […]
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SARAH PALIN IS NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE SHAKESPEARE
21 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
You know who Sarah Palin is, right? She’s that most painful of creatures – a self-righteous, insular hockey mom with the backing of a powerful political party. And she’s also not very bright. Which is perhaps a great reason to keep herself AWAY from social media tools, like Twitter, for instance. The great TweetMachine has […]
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WHY, AB, WHY?
21 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 12 Comments
You know AB De Villiers, the South African cricket team’s star batsman? Well, he’s singing now – the recorded kind. And, best of all, he’s making music videos for his moer lekker treffers. In his powerful ballad, titled Maak Jou Drome Waar (“Make Your Dreams Come True), AB teams up with previously obscure but presumably […]
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE TWILIGHT BETTER?
20 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
You know what could have made Twilight (any and all media produced under that banner) better? This could have. But that’s just personal opinion, correct? Well, seeing as the next graphic comes in the form of scientific data, it’s totally irrefutable.
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CULTURE CLASSICS – SPOTTED ON THE STREETS
19 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Well with Mel Gibson’s latest rage and George Michael smashing his Range rover into a shop, pissed, one can only be impressed with these quick-off-the-mark thinkers. This, sent in by Nick W, which his mate took and sent him – taken at the very Snappy Snaps outlet which George Michael crashed into. the damage is […]
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SEPP BLATTER IS A “DICKHEAD”
16 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Love him or hate him, but mostly hate him, Sepp Blatter was the lucky recipient of the Order of the Companions of OR Tambo, bestowed upon his reverend person by the magnanimous nation of South Africa. Well, alright then. You diplomats brown nose each other in whichever way you prefer. But, oh sweet heavens, how […]
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BEST HEADLINE OF 2010?
12 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Independent Newspapers [IOL, Cape Times etc] is known for its occasionally obtuse and ambiguous headlines. For example, when more boring news groups might report “TWO MEN ARRESTED IN DRUG BUST”, Independent would probably phrase it thus: “WITNESS FINGERS DRUG LORDS – TWO ARRESTED” Shockingly enough, what I’m about to show you did NOT, I repeat, […]
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“TWILIGHT” FOR GUYS
09 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The Muse is threatening a viewing of the new Twilight at some stage this weekend – possibly even as soon as Friday night. With weed levels at an all-time low, I’m not really sure how this is all going to pan out. Let alone whether or not I will make it to the other side. […]
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ONLY NINJAS CAN CALL EACH OTHER NINJA
09 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the neverending social debates have to do with the word “nigger.” The classic argument (predominantly in the US) has to do with black guys calling each other nigger (eg. in movies they often say “nigger, please!”) – which is apparently fine (personally, I would prefer it not to be used at all, to […]
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NEW OLD SPICE AD
07 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The biggest Old Spice ad to hit the internot was surely the one which ends with the guy on a horse. It’s been watched nearly 12 million times so far on YouTube. Check it out here if you missed it. Once you’ve done that, cast your beautiful eyes over to this video below, which is […]
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THIS IS THE WORST SENTENCE EVER?
07 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Okay, so some of you may have sniffed out the Bulwer-Lytton Award in the press recently. In a nutshell, it’s an annual prize for the most heinously horrible complete sentence known to the English language, penned in the year of the award. No, the IOL sub-editors did not clinch the prize this year. Without further […]
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NANDO’S HAS A GO AT PARIS HILTON
06 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’ll give these Nando’s characters one thing, they move pretty darn swiftly! Behold the latest viral ad to get cooked on their flame-frilled ovens. This time it’s targeted at Paris Hilton, following the marijuana skandaal in Pretoria last Friday. If you can’t read the small print, it goes like this, “Whether it’s for lunch, supper […]
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DAVID THORNE VISITS CHAT ROULETTE
05 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You should be well aware of Chat Roulette by now. If not, I’ll save you from sure social emboerrissment and fill you in – It basically connects you to other people with webcams. So they look at you and you look at them. If you both have microphones, you can also chat. Or you can […]
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THE NEW CONCISE SA BRAAI RULES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL
30 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Our rabid international fan should know that a South African “braai” is our version of a BBQ. Mainly ‘cos we’re awesome. New Standard Operating Procedures released today – please learn BRAAI RULES We are about to enter the BRAAI season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor […]
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THE RETURN OF DAVID THORNE – BETTER THAN EVER – “THE MISSING CAT”
25 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Oh yes, he’s gone and done it again. In case you missed the previous David Thorne‘s, be sure to catch Party in Apartment 3, Logo Design, the incredible Spider Drawing Emails, Blockbuster Video, Protecting The Community, Nowhere in the Bible Does Jesus have a Sword Fight and Don’t Even Reply. Once you’ve done that, you […]
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24 APOLLO WAY KICKS OFF SA’S GOOGLE STREET VIEW HILARITIES
23 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I featured the all new Google Maps Street View vibe the other day (on the iPad nogal), and, whilst I was able to show you some of 2oceansvibe’s favourtie landmarks, I’ve been DYING to get some roadside funnies captured by the Google Street View cameras. Finally, 24 Apollo Road in Ocean View, just outside Kommetjie, […]
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ZE PARLOTONES GIVE EXPLANATION TO ZE ALLEGATIONS
22 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
It didn’t take very long for a spoof video to appear, poking fun at the latest public debate surrounding The Partlotones‘ music video which shows the SA band singing for Germany to return from the World Cup as heroes. With a KFC drum stick in one hand and a glass of (presumably) “Giant Mistake” red […]
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NANDO’S OFFERING FREE “COKE” TO THE SOUTH AMERICANS
17 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Just when you though they couldn’t push it any further – Nando’s take ambiguity to the next level, offering “free coke” to the South Americans. Given South America’s propensity for making and selling cocaine to the rest of the world, one might think Nando’s are giving away the odd gram with their chicken burgers. Apparently […]
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SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
11 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
And there you were thinking it would be something to do with the 2010 World Cup! Hah! No no, my friend. we need to pause that vibe and make way for one of the funnier pics I received today in and amongst the BARRAGE of crap that you sed me. THIS, is a prime example […]
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ALAN PARTRIDGE ON THE RADIO
10 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As we continue closer to the launch of a permanent 2oceansvibe Radio studio in the exclusive Cape Quarter, I thought this video would crack you up a bit. Alan Partridge shows us how it’s done! Stay tuned for developments and be sure to catch us live on Friday morning from 08h00 to 10h00! www.2oceansviberadio.com – […]
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NANDO’S OFFERING FREE MEAL TO ALL MEXICANS IF THEIR TEAM LOSES ON FRIDAY
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m not kidding you – they’re gonna give them free food if they lose! Hysterical! Check out the fine print. CLICK IMAGE to enlarge if you can’t read the small print [thanks clinton]
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“ALSO WE TEND TO SMOKE SOME OF THE GREEN” – AWESOME NEW GUMTREE AD!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Much like the hilarities found on Craiglist classifieds websites around the world, our very own online classifieds website, Gumtree, has been known to give us the odd corker from time to time. Take this ad, for example: Hello, So firstly; this room is only available for a female. Sorry guys; it’s already two of us […]
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