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Quality Humour
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Dutch Man Needs Toilet On TV [VIDEO]
14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Dutch are an interesting bunch and certainly do have a unique sense of humour. In this case it is hard to tell whether the guy needing the loo is a prankster or not. He’s either a legend or an idiot. Either way, it doesn’t matter – the result is hilarious. Check out the video after the jump.
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The “Damn It, My Mom’s on Facebook” Filter
13 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Luckily this is a scenario that I’ve never had to deal with, as my mom refuses to go on Facebook. Unfortunately, for most of you, this is not the reality. It’s for those of you who have to deal with this problem on a daily basis that I give to you: The Damn It, My Mom’s On Facebook Filter.
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Smell Like A Monster – Sesame Street Spoofs The Old Spice Ad [VIDEO]
12 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You gotta love the monsters of Sesame Street! Just last week they were in the dwang for ripping off Katy Perry, now this week they’re having a go at the Old Spice ad. You know, the one with the guy on a horse. They did it well – very funny indeed! Check out the video..
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Best VW Ad. Ever.
12 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Volkswagen just keep coming back for more! Remember the family-oriented advertisment from the good old days with David Kramer? Or the ones featuring “I remember the days of my life” by Andre de Villiers? Yeah, this advertisement is nothing like that, but damn it has its place.
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You’re A Dickshit! [Update]
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We covered this story last week with the video of the New Zealand host loosing it as he says the Delhi Chief Minister’s name! Well he has resigned…
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‘Festival Fireman’ Stole The Show At Rocking The Daisies [VIDEO]
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It’s quite hard to say that one person turned out to be the ‘best thing’ about the Rocking The Daisies festival, held this last weekend in Darling. But no-one can deny the pure unadulterated awesomeness of ‘Festival Fireman,’ as he became known. From his outrageous outfit to his willingness to just rock-out, this 50+ year-old […]
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You’re A Dikshit!
08 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Sometimes you watch a video and it sticks with you for the rest of the day. This is one of those videos. Have you heard about Delhi Chief Minister, Sheila Dikshit? Check out this broadcaster pronouncing her name.
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SMITHY GETS COACH OF THE YEAR AT BBC SPORT RELIEF NIGHT 2010
23 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I missed this wonderful little video taken earlier on in the year at the BBS Sport Relief Night – featuring Smithy, who is turning out to be one of Britain’s most loved comics. But that’s not the only person it features. It’s got everyone from Becks and Fabio, to Jenson Button, Wayne Rooney ands Andy […]
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SHOOTING A WATERMELON IN THE AMAZING RACE
15 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I received another one of those “Seth you gotta see this bru – it’s the funniest thing ever bru” emails. I reluctantly followed the link and pressed play on the video. I should mention at this point that most emails I get start off like that and most are crap. This time, however, the sender […]
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“I HAVE READ YOUR WEBSITE AND IT IS OBVIOUSLY THAT YOUR A FOGGOT” – NEW DAVID THORNE!
14 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
David Thorne has been getting a lot of stick lately – some people have been leaving comments under his past email adventures, saying that he is causing misery and pain to other people. That’s all very well – but round these parts, he cracks us up. In this latest online interaction, things get quite hectique, […]
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IF THEY HAD FACEBOOK IN THE OLD DAYS
13 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
With the movie The Social Network coming out next month, Facebook really is the talk of the town. Or talk of the earth, I should rather say. The excitement relating to Facebook is largely to do with the speed at which its grown in such a short time. It is relatively new in our lives. […]
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UNIQUELY AUSTRALIAN BRITISH BOEREWORS
06 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
Wow, and there I was thinking we were confused! With our London taxis on the roads and people singing Ole Ole at the sports stadiums, we certainly are a melting pot of cultures and have become professionals at ‘borrowing’ foreign nation’s ideas, pastimes and even sayings. Not that there is anything wrong with that – […]
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HITLER IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE 2010 SA BLOG AWARDS
02 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Hahaha! This is pretty funny – sent in by all sorts of people and has clearly becoming a bit of a hit on Twitter and other “social medias.” Well done to thatmandie, who posted it on YouTube. “Hitler is disgusted to find out that his blog did not crack enough nominations for the 2010 SA […]
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RICKY GERVAIS RULES THE WORLD
31 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 9 Comments
Those of you connected to a neat little trick called the internet (I hear it’s getting quite big) may know that the 62nd annual Emmy Awards went off without nary a hitch last night. At least, that would be the opinion of everyone besides the event’s host, Jimmy Falon. Much to Jimmy’s chagrin, Ricky Gervais […]
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THE INSPIRATIONAL FOOTBALL SPEECH, OZZY STYLE
30 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a cess-pit of bad football films out there. Of course, the discerning viewer will recognise that Any Given Sunday rises above the sentiment and excrement that makes up 90% of the movies in this drama. It’s a great film. There’s plenty of old-school Pacino filth and grit in there. And there’s that one, iridescent […]
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VLADIMIR PUTIN: STATESMAN, HUNTER, METHOD ACTOR
30 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Similar, much? 2oceansvibe was abuzz in Friday afternoon with news that Russian statesman, Vladimir Putin, had cross-bowed a whale. But we thought it was worth the time to point out, on record, that Putin only spends part of his time shooting sea behemoths from rubber dingies, swimming in frozen Siberian lakes, hunting Brown Bears with […]
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IT’S FRIDAY, WHY NOT QUIT IN STYLE?
27 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Are you underpaid, undervalued, and sidelined at work? Are you feeling brave? Then QUIT! QUIT I TELL YOU! Everyone else is striking, why not one-up those public-sector amateurs? But if you’re going to do it, you absolutely have to do it in style, like (yes, we know it’s fake), or this. But writing, photography, and […]
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MAGIC MOMENTS FC: MAJESTIC
24 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
www.magicmomentsfc.com If you’re pining for a post-World Cup pickmeup, the fine men behind Magic Moments FC have it for you. The “A Team”, as they’re modestly called, are not only incredibly skilled at re-creating the greatest Football World Cup goals in history, but they’re also intelligent, smart, and devilishly good-looking. And you can be, too, […]
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JAMES BOND, ON KETAMINE
24 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
James: Doesn’t take hints well Every now and then Bond movies get a little bit carried away with themselves, and throw the baby out with the bath water. The baby would be logic, and the bath water would be narrative. Remember Quantum of Solace? Or the airport scene from Live and Let Die? Remember any […]
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“ENTREPRENEUR STATE OF MIND” – EPIC
23 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Just when you thought the joke was about to get tired, someone brings out another Jay Z / Alicia Keys New York State Of Mind rip-off, and absolutely kills it! This one is to do with online entrepreneurs, “startups” and social media in general. It is so goddamn brilliant and funny I might urge you […]
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EXXON MOBIL OIL – SUBTLE ADVERTISING MUCH?
20 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Exxon Mobil positions it’s brand at the vanguard of innovating clean energy for the world. It has a clean, 21st century look. The employees on it’s corporate advertising posters are friendly, sharply dressed, multi-ethnic. It produces print advertisements in National Geographic like this: And they like to chat quite a bit about water on their […]
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RICHIE McCAW DIVORCES OS DU RANDT
18 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Online encyclopedia and paragon of humankind’s collective knowledge, WikiPedia, has proven it’s unbridled accuracy once again. Remember the story about WikiPedia referring to Sepp Blatter as a dickhead? And how the South African presidency made the fatal error of pulling that corrupted biographical info from WikiPedia and pasted it on their site? Well, we hope […]
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“THE OFFICE” BRING GLORIOUS REVOLUTION HAPPY SMILES TO CHINA
16 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ricky Gervais has announced via his blog that he’s working on an installment of The Office for China, in addition to the Israely, German, Canadian, and French and American versions already in existence. I’m not so sure an obscure, culturally-based sitcom will work in China, especially considering that their gold standard for comedy usually goes […]
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CHAT ROULETTE PIANO IMPROV
16 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
If you don’t know about Chat Roulette by now, you are not only very emboerrissing, but you are also missing out on one of my greatest inventions. We have already featured it a number of times on these hallowed pages – including David Thorne’s own experiences with said “portal.” I’d check that one out if […]
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AUTO-TUNES: MADE IN THE GHETTO
13 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
What do you get when you combine rape, ghetto smack talk, potentially gay men, and Auto Tunes? No, the answer is NOT “Kuilsriver”. That’s not amusing. Shame on you. The correct answer would be: “Greatest DIY Ghetto Anthem of All Time”, or alternatively, “Eat Your Heart Out, Die Antwoord”. Here’s a little illuminating background info […]
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RUPERT MURDOCH AND KULULA ON A LEGAL COLLISION COURSE
12 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You may have read on this morning’s spice that Rupert Murdoch has laid claim to the “Sky” in “Skype”, right after Skype announced its plans to float on the Nasdaq stock exchange in New York. The world’s most deliciously-evil media magnate has justified his claim by arguing that NewsCorp derivative BSkyB was established before Skype, […]
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iPHONE 4 VS. HTC
12 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There has been so much press about the new iPhone 4 and its various pros and cons, that I doubt I need to educate you about them. The point is that people who have had the last two or three iPhones don’t give a toss about anything but owning the new one. And that includes […]
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THEY PROBABLY HAVE “SMALL UMBRELLA TAX”
11 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
There are only a handful of genuii (first-person masculine plural) who can pull off classified ads that rival that classic Australian BMX ad we featured back in Feb oh niner. A lot of peeps out there try their best but they just don’t get you in the same way – they’re trying too hard. Unlike […]
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THE EVA MENDES SEX TAPE
10 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Don’t say I never look after you. Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes Hmm, a bit naughty – don’t you think?
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