The Boston Herald Reports: Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive†this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,†Berry joked to the mag in its November […]
Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here) Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]
Mary J Blige has always kept a special place in our hearts. Ever since 1992, when the Founders House standard 8 dorm killed the hit Real Love on the dorm sound system (Calypso). Not to be mistaken with the evil that is Gabrielle, Mary J Blige is nothing but good times. The remix of her […]
Here’s a pic of Beyonce (or “buoyancy,” as The Muse calls her) taken last week. Just cruising around. Is that what they call an “entourage?” Everything is normal I dig how her body language and facial expression put out a vibe that everything is absolutely fine with this picture. I shouldn’t talk, I hardly […]
I’ll be honest, I had a little secret crush on Anne Hathaway after watching her in (and plutzing over) The Devil Wears Prada. I still kind of like her, but not in the same way. I trust you’re aware of the fact that her ex-boyfriend of four years is now in jail? Check out the […]
If you don’t know about the internet’s original king of satirical news, The Onion, you’re missing out. I haven’t been for a long time and thoroughly enjoyed this article. From The Onion: Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It September 29, 2008 Twisted Sister NEW YORK – In a stunning […]
You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]
At 61, I’d say the news that you’ll be spending a MINIMUM of 20 years in prison probably doesn’t sit well. But then again, after getting away with murder before, it should be a welcomed compromise for OJ Simpson. This, from the San Francisco Chronicle (I LOVE the way the yanks have “chronicles” over there. […]
I received some awesome entries for the Rocking The Daisies VIP ticket competition, which closed on Monday. You might remember the two winners, who won a pair of VIP tickets each. That’s right – Vee Eye Pee, my mate! Although the competition is over, I simply have to publish this pic I received on Tuesday […]
Because we’re all part of the same family, it is no surprise that everyone’s favourite “jazzy house hipsters,” Goldfish, are live on Friday night’s fifth edition of Luv Sport (guests including Mark Fiiiiiish) – on SuperSport 1 at 21h10 (channel 201 on DCTV). And that, ladies and germs, is one night before they perform LIVE […]
I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]
It’s ALWAYS great when someone finds the time to note down the various kill stats for the Rambo movies. Up to date as well! Rambo’s stats With an average of 2.59 people killed per minute, and a near doubling of the total number of people killed, since Rambo III, it seems Sylvester Stallone‘s […]
Here are some recent pics of Paris Hilton at The Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles. She’s throwing around a whole new vibe. Change of hair as well, I see. Hilts throwing a whole new vibe I’m fine with it. Good accessorising with the bag and heels. It’s good to change one’s […]
I swear to God. This is not a hoax. Scarlett Johansson married Van Wilder star, Ryan Reynolds this weekend. All this, while Paul Newman was dying. Scarlett JohanssonOff the market I cannot confirm what effect this will have on marriage certificates which feature Scarlett Johansson under the “Celebrity Indiscretion” clause. You know, the part […]
With MNET going for the versatile, yet semi-fresh, Shrek 3; it was annoying to find e-TV went for Bad Boys – as MNET win this week’s round of the Sunday Night 8 o’ clock TV movie wars. BAD BOYSe-TV get lazy Sunday night 8 o’ clock movie aficionados will agree that e-TV have […]
The boys have just released another single, “Daddy Don’t Disco” from their new album with the same name. And they’ve cleaned it, again. You fell in love with “Can’t Remember Your Name” and I swear to you, you’re gonna have to two-time that song with this little masterpiece. My God.. CLICK HERE to give it […]
I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV). Let’s go through those one by one. Rugby God, Percy Montgomery: Monty – killing it […]
It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine. Yup, that’s the one As the new face of Blue Bay […]
I’m not sure if it was their intention, but I could barely breathe from laughter as I watched a guy in a hoodie dancing in the window at the Apple Store in Cape Town’s V&A Waterfront shopping centre, a few weeks back. I knelt down on my knees and thanked God that I had my […]
It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother […]
Only 136 days left until LFL 2009 – arguably the most important annual event to come out of The States (The United States, not The Free States). You think I’m kidding. No, no, my love – this is no joke. Check it out. The Lingerie Bowl With team names including “New England Euphoria,” […]
It’s happening, my friends. We are nearly there. Rocking the Daisies 2008 is upon us. And they’re certainly not fucking around this year, as the poster below will show. I stopped reading after the first three names. Check it out and I’ll tell you about the competition after that.  www.rockingthedaisies.com  Are you feeling […]
In this incredibly awesome series of shots, we see uber-awesome supermodel, Heidi Klum, recreating some of history’s most memorable TV/pinup promo shots. Check them out below and click the link under each pic to see the original. The Jessica Rabbit vibe The Farrah Fawcett vibe The American Beauty vibe It’s a FACT that Heidi […]
I just can’t believe it. A nice girl like Jessica Simpson, just going about her day – being Jessica Simpson. Jess – just going about her day And then they go and do this – completely violating her privacy! As a woman. As a human. Blatant violation and lack of respect […]
You simply MUST read over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wikipedia page. He certainly has had a colourful life – before, and during his Top Geardays. Clarkie Including: Born in Doncaster to teacher Shirley Gabrielle Ward and travelling salesman Edward Grenville “Eddie” Clarkson, his parents ran a business selling tea cosies. They put the young […]
Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco. Deal with it. Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s […]
Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating. Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]
I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC. CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format) I’m fine with that.
Whilst paparazzi shots have engrained the image of her vagina forever in our minds, Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to appear nude in Playboy Magazine. This, not too long after she appeared topless in New York Magazine. An image from the New York Magazine Marilyn Monroe feature This, from Page […]
I received word from The Adventurer that Steve Jobs is launching the new generation iPods today. This will include a new feature on iTunes called “Genius.” Surprisingly, this has got nothing to do with DJ Fresh whatsoever. The iPod Nano – as before The Times Online reports: A new generation of iPods […]