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Entertainment
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JOLIE IN A BLACK DRESS
12 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is Angelina Jolie earlier this week at the premier of her new film, Kung Fu Panda. The girls will enjoy admiring Angelina’s legs, posture and dress. Whilst the guys’ comments will begin with things like, “God, can you imagine….[censored].” Jolie and a clearly FAKE Panda Nice. She’s in bloody good nick. Click […]
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GREATEST BEST MAN SPEECH EVER
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside […]
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A SPOT OF GENIUS
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I spotted this at one of our faves, Imod. Check it out: That’s pretty much the standard we’re trying to keep here. [thanks jonty]
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TAXI JAM
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some buddies of mine (including The Film Guy) have started this very cool Cape Town concept, called Taxi Jam. You can check out their website here. In a sentence : Taxi Jam is a selection of South Africa’s finest creative talent performing in an intimate 5 minute taxi ride. It’s pretty fucking cool and I […]
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AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You may have caught the news that Amy’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been freed from jail and has gone directly to rehab. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re focusing on Amy and I think the best thing would be to get a visual update. I made up a saying a few years […]
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BBC ASKED TO FIRE JEREMY CLARKSON
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeremy Clarkson is in the dwang, as Labour MP, Chris Mole has called for the BBC to sack the popular Top Gear presenter, following some remarks he made on his show. Jezza Clarkson – generally doesn’t care a toss And wait till you find out what he said.. This, from wheels24: BBC asked […]
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A JESSICA BIEL MOMENT
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve never really caused a scene about Jessica Biel, but couldn’t let this picture that appeared in my inbox go to waste. Yeah, she fine.. Jessica Biel – fine! Justin Timberlake is tapping that at the moment, you’ll be interested to know. Leonardo’s sloppy seconds, I might add. Ooooh!
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HEIDI KLUM ASKED TO APOLOGISE FOR HALLOWEEN OUTFIT
05 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of our favourite supermodels, Heidi Klum, is in a bit of pooh over her chosen Halloween costume. Heidi Klum extends her reach Enjoy this from NDTV: Supermodel Heidi Klum has stirred a controversy by dressing up as Hindu goddess Kali for a Halloween party, with some Hindus seeking an apology from […]
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16 YEAR-OLD MADONNA FAN ATTEMPTS TO KILL GUY RITCHIE
04 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol. Check it out, from The Mirror: Guy’s knife terror – crazed Madonna fan’s bid to […]
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HOLLY HAS MOVED ON
03 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out! Good times.. People magazine reports: “This is one of the most special evenings […]
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FRIDAY MUSIC APPRECIATION
31 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’re at the end of October and, before the boys start growing their moustaches for the month of Movember (NOTE: WE ARE ALL GROWING OUR MOUSTACHES FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER – FACT), I thought we should play something upbeat. Well, as usual, the real reason why we’re playing this tune is it gave me […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY DOES VOGUE
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
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LUV SPORT – FRIDAY NIGHT – ACTION PACKED AS USUAL
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s extreme from the North Pole to the fields and streets of South Africa this week on Luv Sport, SA’s number 1 multi-sport magazine show, Friday night, 21h10 on Supersport 1 (channel 201). Ok to put it into perspective, you should be aware that Lewis Pugh has been on Jay Leno. Can you grasp that? […]
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THE CAVALLI LIFESTYLE
27 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]
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NO MO
24 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Harrods owner and professional conspiracy theorist, Mohammed Al Fayed, is in a spot of bother. A 15-year-old spot of bother, to be precise. Harrods owner and stand-up comedian, Mohammed Al Fayed This, from the UK’s Independent: Police investigate claims Fayed sexually assaulted 15-year-oldHarrods owner accused of forcibly kissing teenage girl Mohammed Al […]
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THE ROLLING STONES – BEGGARS BANQUET
24 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was pretty impressed when The Muse returned from London with some vinyl for DC (Daddy Cool). She apparently went into some uber trendy record shop and told the guy behind the counter to help her chose some “must have” albums. Must have been quite a clever guy she was talking to, because she left […]
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SPRINGBOK RADIO
23 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
31 December, 1985, brought the closing of an era. After 35 years, Springbok Radio, our very first commercial radio station, closed it’s doors. If you don’t remember it then I can guarantee your parents will go all misty eyed at the mention of it. Give it a try. And then tell them they can access […]
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BAD TASTE?
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
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BARRY HILTON DID NOT STEAL THE PAINTINGS
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I know, I also had no idea that Barry Hilton was accused of stealing two paintings. Or anything, for that matter. Bazza Hilton Iol reports: Comedian Barry Hilton is off the hook on charges of stealing two paintings. His lawyer, Vanesh Naidu, told Beeld newspaper on Wednesday that Hilton was acquitted in […]
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THE HOOKER GETS BIRTHDAY PROPS
21 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
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THIS IS QUALITY HUMOUR
20 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So we’ve established that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are overs, and that she has been bonking New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. We also gather that she referred to Guy Ritchie as Emotionally Retarded at a concert in Boston last week and the messiness of their divorce promises to rival that of Paul McCartney and The […]
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THE NEW GUY
16 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So you hopefully caught the story yesterday about Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing their divorce. Well, I thought you would find it interesting that she is apparently very much involved with “New York Yankees slugger,” Alex Rodriguez. He is incredibly wealthy and FAR younger than her (33 vs 50). Apart from being able to get […]
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BECKHAM PARENTS TURN VIGILANTES
15 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay. David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]
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GOLDFISH HITS DUBAI
14 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well the ex-pats in Dubai are in for a treat of note! See what I did there? I said “of note” because Goldfish are musical and music is written using music NOTES! I come up with stuff like this the WHOLE TIME! But seriously, to all the South Africans living in Dubai, do yourselves a […]
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HUGH HEFNER AND HIS 19-YEAR-OLD TWINS
14 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
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BRITNEY RELEASES NEW VIDEO
13 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I haven’t made up my mind about the song itself, but I’ll give Britney the thumbs-up for taking a proven winning formula and repackaging it. Britters in her new music video It’s a given that the music video for her original smash hit Baby One More Time had a lot to do with the […]
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BARRY? IS THAT YOU?
10 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival. Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it? I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]
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LINDSAY LOHAN
10 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This pic of Lindsay Lohan was taken earlier on this week in L.A. Now I know what you’re thinking. And I agree with you 100%.
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LEGO DARTH VADER
09 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As a seamless follow-up to our Star Trek / Star Wars article about Diora Baird, I give you this stunningly brilliant Lego sketch of Darth Vader’s impromptu visit to the canteen on board the Death Star. Click here if that won’t play Quality. Pure quality. As we’ve come to expect from Eddie Izzard (Vader’s […]
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