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Entertainment
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HOLLY MADISON HAS COME A LONG WAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
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COMING TO AMERICA – SHE IS YOUR QUEEN TO BE
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sorry to butt-in on your otherwise very serious vibe, but it is very important that you watch this urgently. I stumbled upon Eddie Murphy’s Coming To America on satellite this week and was reminded of the various genius highlights that I had forgotten. Obviously there are the basics, like “your royal penis is clean your […]
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JOKERS LAUNCH SPRINGBOK EMBLEM ONLINE GAME
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks ago we featured the mock Parks-Board Bokkie signs that some very funny individuals had professionally made and placed around Cape Town. Needless to say, they saw the mention on 2oceansvibe and emailed me today to tell me about their latest over-the-top statement. This time it’s an online game which let’s you control […]
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SCARLETT GOES FOR STRAWBERRY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
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AMY WINHOUSE HUSBAND GOES BACK TO JAIL
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I watch a lot of movies and that is why I’ve made a saying for when things, like this, keep on recurring. I call it “a rerun of an old movie.” Use it, don’t use it. They should get computers with set timers that churn out stories, programmed with past recurring events and themes. I’m […]
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JOE BONES HAS A KID
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our Florida (US) affiliate, rivercityvibe.com, has just had a kid. Or, rather, the editor has had a kid (without ovaries, websites will always struggle). In the words of rivercityvibes’s JOE BONES: Last night, Joe Bones became a father. He has undertaken to devote his entire life toward proving that a rock and roll lifestyle […]
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BONO WILL NEVER DIE
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I honestly don’t have the time to think of a good headline. I just wanted to show you this beautiful little story I got from Popbitch (subscribe to their newsletter – that’s where the action is): >> Bono of the week: pt 2 << Everyone in Dublin has a story JL writes: […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY EXPECTING BABY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
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PARIS HILTON THROWING OUT WHOLE NEW VIBE
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
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P DIDDY MAKES MOVIE FOR NEW FRAGRANCE – I AM KING
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
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HELMETS IN PUBLIC EPIDEMIC SPREADS
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We recently covered a couple cases of various individuals wearing helmets in public (here and here). The phenomena and social inadequacy seems to have spread further – this time, air travel. Pete L’s mate sent him these pics he took somewhere in the East, boarding a Vietnam Airlines plane. Come now Absolutely no problem […]
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JESSICA ALBA IN CAMPARI CALENDAR
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I am absolutely FINE with these new pics of post-baby Jessica Alba in the new 2009 Campari Calendar. I just LOVE Campari’s vibe – the logo, the colours.. And the UMBRELLAS! Like you see in those old Bond films. At those coffee shops, with men and women dressed in linen, wearing boating shoes.. […]
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BRITNEY CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY IN LONDON
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was trying to write you another article but something is stopping me from getting it done, so I thought I’d give you this instead. I just read that Britney was in awe of Simon Cowell when she recently visited the X-Factor show in London. He said: “This may be a bit egotistical, but I […]
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WHEEL CLAMPS, SIGNS ETC.
26 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The other morning’s festivities, which included The Muse getting her car clamped at my current residence, The Cape Grace Hotel in Cape Town; resulted in a great response from the 2oceansvibe community. Including this BEAUTIFUL photograph, taken by the equally beautiful Nicole B. Absolutely fine Now that’s the kind of sign The Muse […]
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NIC MARAIS DOES THE WEATHER
24 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and ex-KFM morning-show disc jockey (try saying that with a straight face), Nic Marais (AKA The DJ), has gone off to study law at Yale. People are usually pretty impressed when I tell them that, after they ask me why he is no longer hosting Cape Town’s biggest breakfast show. That’s when I […]
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MADE YOU LOOK
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whilst one may deem it a tad rude, one should also remember that it does still fall into a category which we call, “quality humour.” Clever [thanks charl]
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SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSIONS TO ACQUIRE CITIGROUP
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
November 20 (Gloomberg) — The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi […]
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PLEASE NO MORE
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh my goodness, we have gone FULL CIRCLE! We learnt about the website which displays photos of upside down dogs, which was followed up quite neatly with the photo of Spice, the exhibitionist hound; as well as the untimely death of a reader’s upside down dog. I even received an email from a local guy […]
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LIVES IN A MOVIE, IN REAL LIFE, IN A MOVIE
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
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EDDIE IZZARD DOES CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I hope you didn’t think about that headline in a naughty way. That would be very naughty indeed. And childish. G-Man and The Dude told me about this stand up bit of Eddie Izzard doing a Christopher Walken impression. I like this guy. He makes me laugh. I haven’t laughed in years. Great to be […]
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SPITZER WHORE UPDATE
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We chatted some time ago (article here) about when the governer of New York, Eliot Spitzer, was caught banging prostitutes. One prostitute in particular – Ashley Dupre. Do you remember that story? Ja well that was in March – it’s November now and I think we should have a look at how she is keeping. […]
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OVERS GADOVERS
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton and professional knob-end, Benji Madden, have called it a day. Check, check, check it out… this, from US Magazine: EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split Hilts and Knob 1 Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to […]
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PARIS ATTENDS SETH ROTHERHAM ALBUM LAUNCH
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some of you won’t be aware that I recently launched a CD in the US. It’s called The Crayfish by Seth Rotherham. Check it out. Paris Hilton shows off her copy of “The Crayfish” Now that is obviously a load of twak. Everyone knows that my CD hasn’t been released yet. And anyway, […]
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
19 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I popped into Societi Restaurant on Orange Street in Gardens this morning for some creative writing with Iron Mike, and spotted this sign. “It’s a life’s tile“ See what they did there? They took the word “lifestyle” and changed it, to incorporate their product. ‘Cos they sell tiles, you see. So it becomes […]
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PUT ANOTHER BRANDED SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
18 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As the folks pack up in Oz and head off to Provence to add the final touches to the bastide, a moment was spared to scan a page from an Australian magazine and email it to me. This time, it was an ad for Christmas “gifts for him.” which included the BBQ Brand and the […]
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HILTS PUMPING
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
She’s got a good hold of that pump. She’s a pro And how do we know it’s her? Her foot has never been the same since the accident Because it SAYS SO on her shirt! Duh!
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THE ONE-PIECE COSTUME
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Don’t make the mistake thinking that one-piece costumes are just for grannies. Enjoy this latest shot of Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio HURTING it in a one-piece. Alessandra Ambrosio – murdering it Fine for girls. NOT FINE for guys.
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MORE ATTRACTIVE DOG POSES
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Barndog sent this in and I remember him telling me about this dog. It’s quite a famous dog, actually, name Spice. Spice chills the fuck out on the sofa in a restaurant in Durbs called, you guessed it, Spice. The photo was taken from his table. I think it’s absolutely fine, as a view, […]
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UPSIDEDOWNDOGS.COM
13 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Finally, our prayers are answered! Someone has realised the humour in publishing upside down photos of dogs. We’ve all had a good chuckle when stumbling upon our canine friends fast asleep, upside down – them, blissfully unaware of how ridiculous they look as the flesh and flaps and eyeballs begin to slide. So someone has […]
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PAULA ABDUL STALKER FOUND DEAD NEAR HER HOME
13 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It had to happen. It’s just too much for the freaks’ brains out there. You know, actually auditioning on live TV, and in direct contact with “superstars” like Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy “Swazi” Jackson. Now look what you’ve done – this, from the New York Post: An “American Idol” reject who was […]
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