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Entertainment
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MUSIC APPRECIATION – QUINCY JONES
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Just enjoy it.. Ai No Corrida Quincy Jones Words & Music: C. Jankel – Young K. Fred Notes : Reprise du titre de “Chaz Jankel” du groupe “Number One” I hold you, I touch you In a maze can’t find my way I think you, I drink you I’m being served you on a […]
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BASIC PROBLEM SOLVING
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you find yourself in a pickle and something won’t work, ALL you need to do is follow this little flow diagram. And to answer your question, NO I didn’t think I would ever utter the word “flow diagram” on this website. But I’ must say, I’m glad I did.
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110% ANAL
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
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MUSIC APPRECIATION – MONY MONY
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, it was a cover. Do you know where they got the name “Mony Mony” from? I’ll tell you my love, because I want you to be a better person. You’ll be a fruitbowl of knowledge by the time I’m finished with you! Enjoy this from a site I’ve just launched called Wikipedia: “Mony […]
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ADRIANA LIMA IN THE LATEST ELLE
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
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IDOLS JUDGE CHALLENGES 2OCEANSVIBE
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 98 Comments
You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]
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YOU’VE WON A TOYODA!
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
It is not nasty to laugh at this story. Although she is upset, the sheer brilliance of it outweighs her sadness.. Bwaaahaha!
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ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR TOPLESS AT 43
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]
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CHRIS BROWN KLAPS RIHANNA
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform. Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown This, from The Times: R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]
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PICK ‘N PAY WINS LITERARY PRIZE
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – […]
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NEW BABOON BREED IN NOORDHOEK
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” […]
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GISELE BUNDCHEN
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
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CHRISTIAN BALE HAS MELTDOWN ON SET
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]
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GUMTREE ADVERTISER WILL PAY FOR DRINKING BUDDY
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would […]
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NEW CAR DEALERSHIP CHAOS
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This little clip was taking by security cameras in a dealership in Hatfield (I’m guessing Pretoria??). The young lady driving the car got her license two days earlier and is seen here driving her car out of the dealership a couple months back. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this. It almost feels like you’re […]
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MUSIC APPRECIATION – “CARUSO” BY LUCIANO PAVAROTTI
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Originally written by Lucio Dalla in 1986, the song is dedicated to Enrico Caruso, one of the most famous tenors. Covered by many, the most memorable is pretty much this exact rendition by the late great Luciano Pavarotti . Put those speakers on full volume, pause the video to let it load fully, sit back, […]
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WHAT BUTLERS WILL DO FOR CASH
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’ve had a good response so far, following the Butlers Pizza video we ran on 2oceansvibe TV. It cost R500 to get a driver to deliver to Hermanus and we’re told it will cost you R50 to get your Butler to change a light bulb. I’m sure there are tons more, but, for […]
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BRITNEY IS BECOMING DESIRABLE AGAIN
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired. Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]
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DAVE THOMPSON DROPS IDOLS BOMBSHELL
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
I was watching the Durban auditions of Idols last night on channel 198 and the farce seems to be going ahead for this, the fifth (God help us all) season. And whilst you might not remember who won last year’s competition, you needn’t worry as it looks like they’re finally closing up shop. Dave Thompson […]
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CELEBRITY CARS
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]
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LOUIS THEROUX ON DSTV
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve mentioned Louis Theroux to you before. Do you remember? Probably not. I mentioned that his documentary series was available at DVD Nouveau . I also told you about the white supremacist racists that he spent some time with. This included living with the gorgeous blonde monsters, Lynx and Lamb. For those of you aware […]
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URBAN SLANG LESSON : “MUFFIN TOP”
02 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top […]
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APPLE IPOD TOILET PAPER DISPENSER
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Personally, I’m fine with it. My bathroom habits are few and far between. It’s all a bit tedious, really. Like brushing my teeth – Christ, it bores me! And going for a number two – seriously, I don’t have that much time. I’m in and I’m out. I take a magazine from time to time, […]
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AEROSMITH IS BACK IN YOUR LIFE
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD MEET HALF WAY
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!
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JESSICA SIMPSON HAS LOST ALL CONTROL
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson. Simpson Chew you food properly, girl.
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THE VIGIN AIRLINES COMPLAINT LETTER TO RICHARD BRANSON
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Source : The Telegraph Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter? Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. See the rest of the pics here Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to […]
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