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Entertainment
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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LONDON 2012 LOGO – LISA SIMPSON GOES DOWN
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man. The London 2012 logo That’s just great. […]
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SEETHER COVERS CARELESS WHISPER
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Covers have really taken off since Britney’s covered I love Rock ‘n Roll. The last George Michael cover that I recall was Limp Bizkit’s rendition of Faith. That was a pretty hard version and I thought it interesting that this latest cover of a George Michael song has been performed by a hard rock band. […]
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THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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YOUR CAR’S TIME OF THE MONTH
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the […]
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FISHER-PRICE CONDOMS
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this. Naughty. […]
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WALL STREET SUICIDE WATCH
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street. There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S: The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with […]
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SPIDERMAN IS ACTUALLY FROM DURBAN
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In case you were wondering.. Peter Parker (Spiderman) Possibly from the New Pier area “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.” [thanks francois]
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PARTY IN APARTMENT 3
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
I’ve got a little beauty for you here. This has been sent in by a number of people and was originally created by the same guy that sent a drawing of a spider to pay for a bill. CLICK HERE if you don’t remember that one. It is positively hilarious. So anyway, the SAME GUY […]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOST!
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]
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THE REAL RIHANNA BEATING PHOTO
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Let this be a warning to all women who date Chris Brown who consider talking out of turn. This, the real pic of Rihanna from TMZ. Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella [thanks christy]
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NEW SAA BRANDING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I trust everyone is tuned into the latest SAA crew scandal? they were caught smuggling weed and now, cocaine. It is not known if the coke has anything to do with Joost van der Westhuizen. iol reports: South African airport security equipment needs to be urgently updated to avoid further “national embarrassments”. Prince Mashele, […]
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NEW PICTURE OF JOOST WITH HOOKER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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“TRADITIONAL HEALER” SICK NOTE
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Oh my goodness this is a little beauty I’ve got in my hands. Sent to me by Griffin at WatKykJy, it is a TRADITIONAL HEALER’S sick note a friend’s domestic employee brought to work after going missing for a few days. He was mad, but now is healed.. That, my friends, is a […]
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SABC COCK IT UP AGAIN
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Another classic from the national broadcaster SABC who, through forced employment, produce continually below-par basics: This, from Clayton S: Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out. At the tender age of 3, he led a revolution […]
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MUSIC APPRECIATION : CITIZEN COPE – SIDEWAYS
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The first time I heard this song, Sideways (or anything by Citizen Cope, for that matter), was about a year ago. It was a rehashed version with Carlos Santana, which Citizen Cope’s staunch faithful believe over-punctuated the song, taking away too much from Cope’s (Clarence Greenwood) intention. Personally I loved it. Enjoying Rolling Stone reports […]
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A CASE OF MISTAKEN DOMAIN IDENTITY
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 51 Comments
Aaah, this one is just too precious! I got this OUT STANDING email from one of my very special loyal readers. Hi Seth, Sorry this is quite long but well worth the read. Basically 2 colleagues of mine found this website www.thefirstworldwidewebsitewerenothinghappens.com and one of them picked up that there was a typo in […]
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INSTANT RIM SHOT . COM
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Great to piss your buddies off at work. It comes with a big red button – which is the sole purpose of the website. You press this button for a beautiful rimshot, like the old-school comedians used to have after each joke. Please refrain from any “rim job” jokes. We’re quite particular about using jokes […]
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TINA….COME GET YOUR FOOD!
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
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NEW BATMAN UPDOG JOKE
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
WHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [thanks charl]
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JOOST RECKONS HIS COCK IS “MUCH” SMALLER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Whereas I would almost certainly claim to have a bigger dick than that of an offending sex tape, Joost has gone the other route – he claims that it can’t be him, because the guy in the video’s main-chap is way too big to be his. Joost and his wife, Amor (Before sex tape) This, […]
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JOOST, COCAINE, SEX TAPE, WHORES – EVERYWHERE!!!
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 24 Comments
I’m just gathering myself. Joost van der Westhuizen has apparently been caught in a sex tape, filmed by a whore, whilst on coke. It doesn’t get better than this, ladies and gentlemen. This is the the biggest SA scandal since Hansie lied to us. Quietly enjoy this, from HEAT: You’ve seen the headlines and read […]
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RIHANNA’S FACE
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Rihanna Jesus, Chris Brown gave her quite a serious tight left. It’s amazing how quickly something like that can completely strip you of all street cred. That, and kiddie fiddling – instant downfall. [thanks anna] UPDATE: THIS PIC IS A PHOTOSHOPPED FAKE. UNFORTUNATELY OUR SOURCE IS QUITE GULLIBLE AND DIDN’T CHECK HER […]
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IPOOD T-SHIRT
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? […]
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2OCEANSVIBE IN AFRIKAANS
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I have a feeling some of you haven’t fully “perused” the links to other websites and friends of 2oceansvibe. If you make your way to the left menu and cruise down towards the arse end of that, you’ll notice a list of “links.” Those are them. check them out. So anyway, I was doing a […]
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WIN 5 PAIRS OF GOLDFISH TICKETS!
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself! It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer) Now, what you have […]
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