Luckily I’m in charge of my shit, so it’s not likely that this will happen to me. And anyway, I’ve got a scooter – not a superbike. Stunning. Just stunning! [thanks peter]
Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za www.joostsextape.co.za
WARNING**DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FIRST PART – THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL** First part is the article UNDER this article. See you shortly.. Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future […]
Welcome to the very first online 2oceansvibe TV Show, featuring Titanic and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane . This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond. We’ve […]
I hadn’t taken out a DVD for a while and popped into DVD Nouveau (where else) on Sunday. I got Step Brothers with Will Farrell (6/10 – you can skip that one) and Dead Calm with Billy Zane (it was the right thing to do – and it was good – get it). Although I […]
Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this. Snoop Dee Oh double Gee This, from UK Guardian: Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]
I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]
This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are. Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer […]
While the nation waits for confirmation that Ron Jeremy will be playing Joost van der Westhuizen in Human Factor, the Clint Eastwood directed biopic, based around the 1995 World Cup, starring Matt Damon (as Francois “”Please, all me Franki” Pienaar) and Morgan Freeman (as Nelson Mandela); we have some other, possibly more important news. […]
The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh.. Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!
Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start. Rihanna and Chris Brown This, from Star […]
Well, that’s bloody decent of him! [thanks charl]
Ok, here it is.. Miranda Kerr That’s what I’m talking about.
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
Short and sweet: “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills. Seth […]
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores. Clarky This, from The Times online: I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]
I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually […]
It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website. Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX.. That’s all we ask for.. [thanks lauren]
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool […]
This is very good. That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94. [thanks grant]
I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]
The ABC Network in The States had a reality show recently called True Beauty, in which Joel Rush was a contestant. What makes a person truly beautiful? Executive producers Tyra Banks (The Tyra Banks Show, America’s Next Top Model) and Ashton Kutcher (executive producer of Punk’d and Beauty and the Geek) re-define the concept […]