Coming from a religious music and conservative background, this recent shot of Katy Perry is quite surprising. But then one remembers her latest global pop hit “I kissed a girl, and I liked it” and it sits a little better.. Katy Perry Very mellow.. The guy behind her seems to be enjoying it..
Those of you in Durbs who aren’t wetting themselves with excitement, are advised to tell their parents the news – South Africa’s number 1 rock band back in the 70’s and 80’s, McCully Workshop , are coming to Durban! Show them this album cover and I can almost guarantee they’ll be moved to tears. […]
It’s been a number of years since Charles Manson (not to be confused with Charles Bronson, who is awesome) was in the headlines for brainwashing his crew (The “Manson Family”) and instigating a killing spree in 1969, which included the death of Sharon Tate, the wife of movie director, Roman Polanski. Charles Manson 18, […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
Bad luck to those who didn’t win (50 entered, all-in-all, in 3 hours), but there could only be five winners of a pair of tickets each. The following people should check their email boxes shortly, which will give them instructions on how to gain access the live Goldfish concert at the Spier ampitheatre TONIGHT!! (It’s […]
I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]
This was at 9pm our time, God knows what hour, his time. His first twat of the day: Snoop Dogg‘s first twat of the day on Twitter That’s what he says to his 50-odd thousand Twitter followers! Good morning by beautiful TWIZZLES!!! Stop it, man! It’s too much.. But then he follows up […]
Ex-Spingbok captain and 2oceansvibe character (The Character Formerly known as The Loose Forward), Bob Skinstad has taken a step forward into the wired world and, following a brief lesson, is now officially TWITTING ! God knows what the future of Twitter holds for all of us! A stunningly cheesy recent shoot for Best Life […]
Hmm, I see 2oceansvibe regular highlight (here and here), Lyndall Jarvis, has hit the cover of the latest FHM. Good work, Jarvis! Jarvis hits FHM!In stores NOW! I had a little peep and I’m absolutely FINE with the spread! So, if you want to see Lyndall Jarvis in her underwear, I’d advise you […]
I ballsed it up the other day when I said that Goldfish were playing at Spier. They weren’t. I got the weekends mixed up and they are actually playing at Spier (in the amphitheatre no less – QUITE an affair, I am told!) THIS weekend. I’m going on Saturday night and STRONGLY advise you to […]
I was meant to show you this a few days back, but my recent Veuve Clicquot binge fell over that particular day. Nevertheless, I found it again on my “desktop.” Check this out: Golf-Stenson’s Swedish strip show overshadows Woods MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) – Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods […]
Those of you who know and appreciate Eddie Izzard will be very pleased to hear that he is on Twitter. This announcement comes only a week after I told you that Christopher Walken is also on Twitter and twits (tweets? twats?) the most hilarious tweets (twats?) on a daily basis. Eddie Izzard is on Twitter […]
I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss. A splash of excess with a […]
And here she is. No pics with Chris Brown yet and no signs of bruising. Good show. Riahanna – lookin’ good Check out the glove vibe she’s going for there. What do you think? I ran it by The Muse and we’re both FINE with it.
Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down.. Beautiful chaos Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]
It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like […]
I am quite aware that you might have seen this already, but some of the precious readers out there have not. It is essential that everyone sees this. Hey? Awesome! [thanks gavin]
If I wasn’t in Plett.. Yup, that’s where I am, friends. There were no planes to be had and I found myself driving to Plett for the first time in years. With The Insurance Broker , no less. Good times. And I’m happy to report they are widening that part of the road that goes […]
One of the funnier things I have ever witnessed. Paris Hilton posing with a parrot Hahahahaha! Fuck she cracks me up! And what’s more, the parrot is rolling its eyes.
I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]
Following almost seamlessly from our article about the “Lazy Beggers” earlier this week, we bring you this week’s music appreciation. You’ve heard it on the radio, you’ve jammed to it in your car. Now you can hear it on your favourite website. Yeah! Uh! Uh! Uh! Rad to the power of sick! […]
Well hello darlin’ Bar RafaeliKilling it. Not to be mistaken for our local Raphaely girls. Whilst equally as hot, their surname is spelt slightly differently.
Jeez this is pretty radical. The guy who put a smile on the face of the world, is going to jail for three years! Fuck, that’s hectic! Let’s check out the video before we go on: This, from The Guardian: Iraqi shoe-thrower sentenced to three years in jail Journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded […]
Zumatello One of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Politicians” I’m fine with that. [thanks Michael]
Good morning, friends! Hope you’re having a beautiful morning. Chat again shortly.
Employee: Hello ‘dis be Pick&Pay, how can I help you? Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’. Too beautiful Aaah, that’s just glorious! [thanks andy]
Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less! The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, […]
I remind you that, although potentially risky due to her young age and gawkiness at the time, I claimed Dakota Fanning just under a month ago. It looks like it’s turning out less risky as each day passes. I thought I’d keep you up to date on how she is coming along. Dakota Fanning […]
It’s been a year since New York Governer, Eliot Spitzer slipped into a personal and professional media nightmare, after being caught banging a call girl. Ashley Dupre, to be exact. You, me and Dupre.. With the internet, tabloids and big bucks ruling the day, and various incarcerated madams choosing to release their confidentaial […]
So Britney Spears is currently chilling in Miami, as she continues her latest “Circus” live tour. I am happy to report that she is looking ok in a bikini and here are the pics to prove it. Hmm..ok..fine.. It’ll do..I suppose.. Although clenching is cheating. She is definitely clenching her nought in […]