Some stunning shots here of Jessica Alba with my child, as she joins a long list of Hollywood stars who follow the “method acting” technique, when it comes to addressing their roles. She is apparently hard at work getting into character for her new movie, The Cistern Intern – based on a true story about […]
While the DA are running around wasting time banging their heads on the “Zuma is guilty” brick wall and pretending to be the most technically advanced party (although I’m sure even my grandmother would know to buy the .com version of their helpstopzuma.co.za website they registered), the other parties out there aren’t shy of entertaining […]
Well if it wasn’t enough that Mel Gibson is gong to lose $500,000,000 to his wife (here) as a result of his alleged boning of a Russian pop star (here); more revealing details and images have emerged, suggesting that his state of mind is definitely in question. Braveheart fans should probably turn away as they […]
@countsabel sent this out on Twatter on Friday. I thought I’d save it for your Monday morning. I couldn’t think of a better way to start the week. So please, enjoy one of better videos you will ever watch during this lifetime. Chad Feeling better? Good. Enjoy tinkering at work during this, your […]
Wow, there was definitely no getting out of this one! After my incredibly naive pre-Blog Awards pledge video where I promised (should I win) to ride my scooter along the Camps Bay strip in a leopard print thong (emphasis on “strip!”), there was no end to the sms’s, emails and tweets asking “hey dude, what […]
Jesus, Rachel – chill out! What’s eating Jennifer A(r)niston?
I remember when I got my first copy of the latest Dirty Skirts album, Daddy Don’t Disco – I nearly wet myself the whole way through. And then came the track that is currently all over the airwaves – “Rolling Like Thunder.” As much of the fan that I am, I couldn’t actually believe what […]
Ok, just to bring you up to speed, Mel Gibson’s wife is filing for divorce and wants at LEAST half of his nearly $1 billion fortune. That would leave her with somewhere between five and ten billion Rand which, as you might have worked out, will be a new celebrity divorce record! William Wallace […]
Much has been said over the years about Marilyn Monroe’s curves and voluptuous figure, with some suggesting that she was up to a 16 in size. Well thank GOD! these rumours can finally be put to rest, following a Timesonline Women feature, in which the journalist documents trying on a whole range of Marilyn’s clothes. […]
This article is by no means an endorsement of any party, nor is it an indication of who I will be voting for. It is just a brief word about how impressed I am with Trevor Manuel, and that the opposition parties and leaders might want to take a leaf out of his book. You […]
This is good. These guys have put together a spoof of the Twitter craze sweeping the world. This time it’s called Flutter and instead of a maximum of 140 characters per message, it’s a max of 26 characters. It’s really well done and nearly a carbon copy of a genuine doccie I watched on the […]
I very nearly bought a couple of golden circle tickets for this year’s Coke Zero Fest in Cape Town after my G-Man reminded me it was taking place on Monday. You see, as I was about to book tickets for The Muse and me, I found out that it wasn’t in it’s usual place (Kenilworth […]
Phil Spector is one of the most famous and eccentric music producers of all time having worked with the likes of The Beatles, Tina Turner, The Righteous Brothers and The Ramones. He was the originator of the “Wall of Sound” production technique, and was responsible for over 25 Top 40 hits between 1960 and 1965, […]
The other day I asked all my Tweeps on Twitter to Twat me their favourite songs to play at gym, as I was making a new mix. They sent some beauties, some of which I used. Then I used an incredibly powerful section of my brain to think of some more. And then it hit […]
Have a wonderful long weekend! I’ll be dreaming of you.. p> Quality Kisses xxx [thanks dave]
I can’t really comment as I have a NUMBER of pink garments, including socks and underwear. Everyone knows only real men can wear pink, although it is certainly not the norm. But now it looks like the recession has caused some kind of lipstick related trend showing a rise in sales of pink men’s underwear, […]
I didn’t want to get into this, as it is clearly a publicity stunt of sorts, but the emails don’t seem to be stopping and I simply have to say SOMETHING about it. I’m talking about this “National Skirt Extension Project” thing that is being advertised everywhere. So check it out. Here are the ads […]
The Personal Jukebox sent in this little pearler from Venice Beach, LA. Help this fellow stay drunk.. Very cool, thanks for that, Sox. Send love to Cokey. Reminds me of those Lazy Beggers..
Just yesterday I was taking a bubble bath at The Safe House and sent out a twat about the provocative Armani ad campaign (here ), depicting a woman removing a man’s clothing – revealing quite a lot, I thought. But then I found this this little piece of madness. “Standing on your head” usually conjures […]
With six critically acclaimed albums in the bag, South African pride and joy, Just Jinjer, I’m pleased to announce that they have been slogging it and finally released their long awaited new single, Can I Have More TODAY! Just JinjerBrent Harris, Sandy Chila, Ard Matthews and Denholm Harding Following a string of global […]
“Kudos” obsessives will definitely give the audacious driver of this Vespa “kudos” for his/her parking ON Camps Bay beach . It is SO brazen, SO radical and SO brilliantly rude, that we should do nothing but stand and applaud. In the words of Montell Jordan.. “THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!” Stand up from […]
Vanity Fair readers will be aware of the name Graydon Carter. Carter is the editor (since 1992) of the greatest magazine in the world and apart from guiding the tremendous success of the magazine for a decade and a half, he is known for his stunning intros to every issue. He moaned in dramatic style […]
You’ll recall some time back I featured the T-Mobile “flash mob” (here)which gathered at Liverpool Station in London, England. Well, it looks like some folk in Belgium felt they should up the ante, which they did with great success – this time at Antwerp Central train station . I got this off Chris Rawlinson’s blog […]
Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world. Paris Hilton will be […]
It had to happen. After many years of stoned Capetonian antics and the general “park anywhere” mentality, The V&A Waterfront security team have had enough and are now, surprisingly, clamping vehicles who park “in the middle of nowhere.” “Middle of nowhere” parking is now an offence“Oh my God! It’s like you can’t do ANYTHING […]
National Cleavage would be nought, without this little angel.. We haven’t featured Christina Aguilera for a while. That’s because there haven’t been many recent shots of her going around. That’s because she is so cool and private and a global shining light to pop stars everywhere. She reminds me of Cher. And, in particular the […]
Good. 8/10. [thanks everyone that sent this]
These pics came in many different forms. Some of them came with the headline “Birtish Lions Have Arrived” and some read “Brakpan Lion.” Call it what you what, it’s damn funny. Dangerous? Not so much It’s Friday, my friends – and don’t you forget it!
With a maximum of 35 degrees today, God couldn’t have chosen a better day for National Cleavage day. Scarlett recognises National Cleavage Day Yes, that’s exactly right! Thank you for that, Scarlett – I think you hit it spot on there! What a great example! As with every National Cleavage Day, the angels […]
I was thinking of Sophia today and took a trip down Google Images Lane . that was when I decided to give you a Sophia Loren moment. They just don’t make https://safemdonline.com/nexium.html them like this anymore. Sophia LorenBe more like her Killer I look forward to when women’s fashion goes back properly to that […]