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Entertainment
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THE LOUIS VUITTON “BREAKFAST IN THE DESERT TRUNK” – YES!
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
My passion for Louis Vuitton is well documented (here, here and here) and I’d be hard pressed not to show you this blinder of a luxury toy. The Louis Vuitton “Breakfast in the dessert†trunk. Quietly enjoy this: Louis Vuitton “Breakfast in the dessert†trunk Basically what’s happened here, is a possibly-loaded Chinese […]
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NUMBERPLATE BECOMES SPEECH BUBBLE
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I don’t need to fluff this one up for you. It sells itself. Enjoy this email I received from Greg H: Please enjoy the numberplate Sup Seth, God – somedays he blesses us with something like this..! It was a CT summer day and a mate and I were enjoying some herb in […]
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NANDO’S JULIUS MALEMA PUPPET SOLD FOR R100,000
12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Hahahaha! Oh God, this is just stunning! I’ve just found out that the Julius Malema puppet used in the recent Nando’s ads, has been sold at an auction for R100,000. For those of you out of the loop, Nando’s very recently got into a bit of kak (or not really) after some controversial ads were […]
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S MOTHER’S DAY TRIBUTE
11 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Enjoy this SNL clip with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg – The same two that brought you Dick in a Box. Andy and the Lonely Island band also gave us the awesome I’m on a Boat music video. Oh, this video also has a very provocative SUSAN SARANDON! Ja, you heard me. You can read […]
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RIHANNA PICS LEAKED ONTO THE NET
09 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I wonder if globally recognised superstars pause for a second before they start filming or snapping pics of themselves naked? And then, after that, do they think about keeping the pics in a safe place? Not really, it appears, as they always seem to make it onto your computer screen – like they are now. […]
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LEMONSIP GETS SIDELINED
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Personally, and as you may have seen me mention in the latest 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature, I feel this whole swine flu thing is getting a little bit long in the snout. I won’t be publishing that cartoon of piglet walking into the distance. It’s good, but it’s not THAT good! You can stop sending […]
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YOUR BUSINESS CARD SUCKS
08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
The awesomeness and genius of the guy in this video cannot be emphasised enough. It reminds me of one of the many brilliant scenes from American Psycho, in which Patrick Bateman presents his new business card (watch it here) and announces, “”That’s bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.” Except this is completely […]
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THE PANDA JOKE
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me. This may well be the best joke of your life. A Giant Panda A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes […]
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JACK BAUER HEADBUTTS FASHION DESIGNER
07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
A little bit awkward this whole vibe. It took place at at an after-party in New York for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala. Kiefer Sutherland was there and so was Brooke “Blue Lagoon” Shields. Then apparently this fashion designer guy, Jack McCollough, knocked Shields over. Whether it was on purpose or not […]
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DOM DELUISE DIES AGED 75
06 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
American actor, comedian, film director, television producer, chef, and author, Dom Deluise died in his sleep on May 4, 2009 at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica, California. He was hospitalized at the time, suffering from kidney failure and respiratory problems following a long battle with cancer. Dom Deluise(August 1, 1933 – May […]
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BEGGERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Ex-pat Brian V sent this in from the City of Angels. Hey Seth, Clever, this dude put a smile on my face, recognized my accent and earned a couple bucks 🙂 Brian V Very cool. When we do find life out there it won’t be easy for the aliens to keep a straight […]
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JOHN LEGEND – FOR THE LAYDEZZ
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Everybody knows how much you love John Legend. Even if you’re a racist white female South African, you KNOW deep down inside that you want a piece of him. You’d take the legend . And that’s fine. He’s a good looking fella. Legend and Pooch Can you imagine him holding your body against […]
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FLYING PIGS
05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats. Oh dear me. We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]
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KENTUCKY FRIED SOMETHING
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth. Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]
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A TOM JONES MOMENT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I was editing the last 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature at iKraal head office the other day, and started playing some Tom Jones on my laptop. That’s when I received an email from Ken in the next room, with a link to this very early live video of “The Voice” dancing on stage. Oh my shattered […]
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WOMEN’S BEAUTY PRODUCTS PUSHING IT A BIT
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the 20-60yrs of age female readership of this website, I do hope the angels out there, young and old, realise how naturally beautiful they are. There is a particularly dangerous mental and financial trap that woman can fall into when it comes to beauty products and, if this how you girls are imagining/seeing yourselves […]
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THE 2009 GUMBALL 3000 RALLY HAS BEGUN!
04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
That’s right, the 2009 Gumball 3000 Rally runs from 2 to 8 May. For those of you who don’t know what it’s about, it’s a lot like the scooter rally we went on the other day through Cape Town, except completely different. It’s a cross country/ies 3,000 miles long and is done in ultra-luxurious, rare […]
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SOME BACON FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!
30 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Mish Kebab sent this through to me and I wasn’t quite sure how to take it. She says she didn’t have any bacon at home and that droewors works just as well. This post is, essentially, for the laydezz! [Although I should mention that I got this (and wrote this) before the swine flu virus […]
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A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO MOSS
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Turning heads is one thing, but making men freeze, seemingly dumbstruck, is another. While some might think that Kate Moss is on the verge of losing it, this pic says exactly the opposite. Taken recently in a garden centre, somewhere in the UK. Watch your hose there, buddy.. Tidy..
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IT’S TRACTOR TIME WITH THE SURFER!
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Role play has always been enjoyed here at 2oceansvibe. You may have picked up that The Roofer enjoys quite a bit of surfing exposure, whilst The Surfer himself has recently been spotted (with great success , I might add) trying his hand at photography (here). Not that this should effect the title of The Photographer. […]
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SWINE FLEW
29 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Quick thinking. Good. Pass. [thanks nick] BREAKING NEWS : Britain orders 32 million Swine flu face masks. CLICK HERE.
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KEVIN PIETERSEN VOTING BANNER
28 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I received this on voting day from a reader who spotted it on TV. A member of the crowd was holding it up as Kevin Pietersen came in to bat. Pure quality [thanks kevin s]
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NEW GOLDFISH MUSIC VIDEO EXCLUSIVE – “CRUISING THROUGH”
28 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
We have a few announcements today. Firstly, Goldfish have followed the trend set by The Dirty Skirts and have given 2oceansvibe the exclusive release of their new music video, Cruising Through . Let’s have a look at that, and then we’ll check out the email I received from Goldfish (currently in Brazil), as well as […]
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SCHLEB PLEB – SHILPA SHETTY
24 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Shilpa Shetty joins the other Schleb Plebs – celebrities who mingle with the plebs! Spotted at the V&A Waterfront during the IPL fever! Shilpa Shetty gets her size on Sent in by Christine P from splashpr.co.za Nice.
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THE MODERN DAY BARBIE
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The world has changed. Our lives have changed. Children, and in particular young girls, can no longer be lied to. No longer can they be subjected to the lies and fantasies of the original Barbie doll. Modern day women in general aren’t seen in pink Corvettes and on vacation anymore. Things have changed, and the […]
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A KEANU REEVES MOMENT
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is how Keanu rolls.. Like, whoaah dude! Nice one, Neo.
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GOOD WORK, ANDY RODDICK
23 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I toyed with the headline “Andy Roddick serves an ace,” but inducing vomit is not my scene. So, instead, I went for a hint of tennis association with the “luv” mention in the sub-heading. Are you fine with that? I thought it was fine. So, ja, hats off to Andy Roddick, who seems to have […]
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28 YEAR OLD CAPETONIAN BLOGS ABOUT HER DIVORCE
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Ok, it’s not just about her divorce, but she is going through one. I’m told on good authority that she is a 28 year old “smoking hot” white Capetonian, working in the city bowl who swears and takes sleeping pills. Right up your alley, perhaps? The website is called This Is The Life (TITL) and […]
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MARA LOSES IT ON IDOLS
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I sent out a tweet on Sunday night with the following photo of Mara on Idols, as I waited for Carte Blanche to start. I sent with it the words, “Haaaahahahaha” which was what I was doing at the time – completely hosing myself. Who are you? Aah ja – good old Mara. […]
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MICHAEL JACKSON OF OLD. OF NEW.
21 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
So I trust everyone has seen the Susan Boyle video? The one from Britain’s Got Talent . If you haven’t seen it, check it out (here). It’s one of those ones where Simon Cowell thinks the woman is going to sing shit, but then she throws out a belter. Ashton Kutcher Twittered about the clip, […]
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