The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
I hope you didn’t think about that headline in a naughty way. That would be very naughty indeed. And childish. G-Man and The Dude told me about this stand up bit of Eddie Izzard doing a Christopher Walken impression. I like this guy. He makes me laugh. I haven’t laughed in years. Great to be […]
This is Angelina Jolie earlier this week at the premier of her new film, Kung Fu Panda. The girls will enjoy admiring Angelina’s legs, posture and dress. Whilst the guys’ comments will begin with things like, “God, can you imagine….[censored].” Jolie and a clearly FAKE Panda Nice. She’s in bloody good nick. Click […]
As a seamless follow-up to our Star Trek / Star Wars article about Diora Baird, I give you this stunningly brilliant Lego sketch of Darth Vader’s impromptu visit to the canteen on board the Death Star. Click here if that won’t play Quality. Pure quality. As we’ve come to expect from Eddie Izzard (Vader’s […]
I’ll be honest, I had a little secret crush on Anne Hathaway after watching her in (and plutzing over) The Devil Wears Prada. I still kind of like her, but not in the same way. I trust you’re aware of the fact that her ex-boyfriend of four years is now in jail? Check out the […]
You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]
I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]
It’s ALWAYS great when someone finds the time to note down the various kill stats for the Rambo movies. Up to date as well! Rambo’s stats With an average of 2.59 people killed per minute, and a near doubling of the total number of people killed, since Rambo III, it seems Sylvester Stallone‘s […]
Mm, ja. I went to watch Batman : The Dark Knight with The Chief on Sunday. We watched at Cavendish Square. That’s right, Cavendish Square! Taking it back the ‘burbs. Old school. I noticed the little picture-perfect setting with coffee tables and happy Southern Suburbs families, in that new paved area between Cavendish and The […]