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Movies
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CHRISTIAN BALE HAS MELTDOWN ON SET
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]
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VERY MELLOW BLONDE RACIST VIBE
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was watching the Louis Theroux interview series on DVD earlier this week. You remember I mentioned DVD Nouveau the other day, right? Ja, so the Louis Theroux series comes highly recommended. By me. That’s right. El stampo of approvio. So anyway, in the one episode, Louis goes to white racist America and spends time […]
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THE BEST DARN DVD STORE IN CAPE TOWN
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a couple months back that the Interior Decorator told me that I “simply HAVE to visit DVD Nouveau” on Bree Street in Cape Town. She told me about their incredible selection of DVD’s for rent, including every series and all the classics. I looked for the shop, but I couldn’t find it and […]
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COMING TO AMERICA – SHE IS YOUR QUEEN TO BE
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sorry to butt-in on your otherwise very serious vibe, but it is very important that you watch this urgently. I stumbled upon Eddie Murphy’s Coming To America on satellite this week and was reminded of the various genius highlights that I had forgotten. Obviously there are the basics, like “your royal penis is clean your […]
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P DIDDY MAKES MOVIE FOR NEW FRAGRANCE – I AM KING
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LIVES IN A MOVIE, IN REAL LIFE, IN A MOVIE
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
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EDDIE IZZARD DOES CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I hope you didn’t think about that headline in a naughty way. That would be very naughty indeed. And childish. G-Man and The Dude told me about this stand up bit of Eddie Izzard doing a Christopher Walken impression. I like this guy. He makes me laugh. I haven’t laughed in years. Great to be […]
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JOLIE IN A BLACK DRESS
12 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is Angelina Jolie earlier this week at the premier of her new film, Kung Fu Panda. The girls will enjoy admiring Angelina’s legs, posture and dress. Whilst the guys’ comments will begin with things like, “God, can you imagine….[censored].” Jolie and a clearly FAKE Panda Nice. She’s in bloody good nick. Click […]
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LEGO DARTH VADER
09 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As a seamless follow-up to our Star Trek / Star Wars article about Diora Baird, I give you this stunningly brilliant Lego sketch of Darth Vader’s impromptu visit to the canteen on board the Death Star. Click here if that won’t play Quality. Pure quality. As we’ve come to expect from Eddie Izzard (Vader’s […]
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LETTERMAN TAKES ANNE HATHAWAY TO THE LIMIT
06 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, I had a little secret crush on Anne Hathaway after watching her in (and plutzing over) The Devil Wears Prada. I still kind of like her, but not in the same way. I trust you’re aware of the fact that her ex-boyfriend of four years is now in jail? Check out the […]
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NAILIN’ PAYLIN
06 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]
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DIORA BAIRD CONFIRMED AS NEXT STAR TREK GIRL
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]
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RAMBO – THE LATEST STATS ARE OUT
01 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s ALWAYS great when someone finds the time to note down the various kill stats for the Rambo movies. Up to date as well! Rambo’s stats With an average of 2.59 people killed per minute, and a near doubling of the total number of people killed, since Rambo III, it seems Sylvester Stallone‘s […]
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THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE
29 Jul 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Mm, ja. I went to watch Batman : The Dark Knight with The Chief on Sunday. We watched at Cavendish Square. That’s right, Cavendish Square! Taking it back the ‘burbs. Old school. I noticed the little picture-perfect setting with coffee tables and happy Southern Suburbs families, in that new paved area between Cavendish and The […]
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