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Movies
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Inception (2010)
28 Jul 2010 by SPLING / 2 Comments
in-cep-tion [in-sep-shuh n] noun – beginning; start; commencement. When Christopher Nolan releases a film, the world stops and takes notice… The director started making movies when he was just seven-years-old and 33 years down-the-line he’s still doing what he loves with only several feature length films to date. A short filmography by Hollywood standards, but […]
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JANE AUSTEN’S “FIGHT CLUB”
27 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The original Fight Club with Brad Pitt is on a lot of people’s “Top 10 favourite movies” lists. It’s exciting , it’s scandalous and, for the ladies, one might even deem it sexy. This is exactly what Jane Austen has offered with the upcoming film, “Jane Austen’s Fight Club” which witnesses the uprising of illegal […]
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COMING SOON – THE MANLIEST MOVIE EVER MADE, EVER
26 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
The Expendables will be the manliest movie you will ever watch in your whole life. Warning: Effeminate viewers may suffer death. Written and directed by the star of the film, Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables promises pretty much the same kind of action as Rambo 4, except this time there’s more than one guy with huge […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Knight and Day (2010)
21 Jul 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are possibly the coldest on-screen Hollywood couple since Montgomery Clift and Shelley Winters, may they rest in peace. Cruise has always been a little distant, giving that looking-into-the-Sun gaze to the point that it’s become more of a glaze. What’s more, he’s embarrassed himself in the media so many times […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
14 Jul 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
“One, two, Freddy’s coming for you!” A Nightmare on Elm Street is one of the most successful horror franchises ever with more sequels than Rocky… giving Freddy Krueger, the burnt man with a fedora and bladed claw an all-access pass to our dreams for almost three decades! After Freddy’s “colleagues”, Halloween’s Michael Myers and Friday […]
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“TWILIGHT” FOR GUYS
09 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The Muse is threatening a viewing of the new Twilight at some stage this weekend – possibly even as soon as Friday night. With weed levels at an all-time low, I’m not really sure how this is all going to pan out. Let alone whether or not I will make it to the other side. […]
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IRISH KUNG FU IS STRONG
07 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When you think “Irish movie”, what’s the first thing that pops into your head? You think dreary coastlines, people with a strange affinity for potatoes, seaweed and fish (usually together in a pie), the IRA and The Cranberries. At a push, you might be thinking Gerard Butler and posthumous love letters (why, Gerard, why?). But […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: I Love You Phillip Morris (2010)
07 Jul 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Jim Carrey is gay. Well, at least in his latest outing, I Love You Phillip Morris in which he portrays the real life story of Steven Jay Russell, a cop, a conman, an inmate and a big fan of musicals. If you desperately want one of those golden statuettes, play someone famous, someone that’s mentally-challenged […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Twilight Saga – Eclipse (2010)
30 Jun 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Twilight… twilight… TWILIGHT! The word still sends shivers up and down my spine as I think of the young tweens gnashing their teeth like wolverines and vampires at the chance of sinking their teeth into Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or if they’re not too hungry Kristen Stewart. It’s a good thing they didn’t release Twilight: […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: She’s Out of My League (2010)
23 Jun 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
“She’s out of my league”… those crushing words have been uttered many times in a variety of awkward social situations ranging from slurred bar speak to side-by-side urinal talk. That phrase may be damning, ego-deflating and self-deprecating, but somehow it still doesn’t stop 10s from locking arms with 5s. Come on be honest… when you […]
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STRINGCAESAR – LOCALLY PRODUCED MOVIE SHOT INSIDE POLLSMOOR PRISON
21 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A buddy of mine, Warren Adler, is starring in a locally made film called StringCaesar. The movie was filmed inside Pollsmoor, South Africa’s most notorious prison, as it becomes a microcosm of the world of Julius Ceasar’s adolescence, where gangs, deals, allegiances, sexual liaisons, fear, anger, tears, laughter and fleeting happines were the order of […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Box (2009)
16 Jun 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
The Box stars Cameron Diaz and while The Botox would have been a more provocative title, the curiosity of discovering what’s inside the box has been a “priceless” fascination for man, cat and baby since the beginning of time. Writer-director, Richard Kelly has only made one film since the acclaimed Donnie Darko. Unfortunately, Southland Tales […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)
09 Jun 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Great actors don’t just impersonate, they embody personalities for a living and you’ve got to wonder how much of their soul dies with each new character they bring to life? When that soul passes… is there a red carpet leading into the fiery depths of Hell, an angel starter pack (halo, harp and wings) waiting […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Legion (2010)
02 Jun 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Okay, so I’ve heard about Angels with Dirty Faces and Angels in the Outfield. I never thought I’d live to see the day angels started toting Thor’s hammer and The Punisher’s weapon of choice… until I saw Legion. When God realises that humanity isn’t getting any better he decides to scour mankind from the face […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Green Zone (2010)
26 May 2010 by SPLING / 1 Comment
Green Zone is just another better-than-average Iraq war film in the company of Body of Lies, Traitor and The Kingdom. We’ve seen the covert missions, the terrorist agendas and the corrupt officials before and it’s getting a little old now… The film’s main selling point is that it comes straight from the tag team that […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
19 May 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Ahhh… 1986, Reagan was still President, Maradona scored the “Goal of the Century” in the FIFA World Cup in Mexico, Chernobyl was still doing plant tours, Mike Tyson won his first world boxing title, Lady Gaga said “ga-ga” for the first time, Voyager 2 had its first encounter with Uranus and Michael J. Fox manned […]
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HEY LOOK! IT’S THAT GUY!
17 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You know when you’re watching a movie and you see this guy? Bob Gunton is “That Guy” (awesome fist action, by the way) That’s when my ex-digs mate, Mark Pfuhl (The Fabrics Guy), would say to me, “Hey Seth, there’s that guy again!” And then I would say to Mark, “Yes Mark, his name is […]
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SPL!NG Robin Hood Movie Review (2010)
12 May 2010 by SPLING / 1 Comment
Apparently, any film starring Russell Crowe and directed by Ridley Scott can’t go wrong. Having collaborated on Gladiator, A Good Year, American Gangster and Body of Lies, it’s safe to say they’ve got a winning formula. The film rides on the back of almost a century of Robin Hoods ranging from Robin Hood (1912) to […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Edge of Darkness (2010)
05 May 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
It’s been a good 8 years since Mel Gibson had to have that chat with the top half of his wife in Signs. Since then he’s been spotted in Papparazzi, The Singing Detective and a TV series called Complete Savages. Speaking of savages, he’s also directed two blood-thirsty yet critically-acclaimed films in The Passion of […]
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SPL!NG Movie Preview: Iron Man 2 (2010)
28 Apr 2010 by SPLING / 4 Comments
Iron Man 2 opens this Friday with sneak previews tomorrow night and you’ve got no idea what to expect. Well, for starters – Iron Man’s in it. The title may have given it away, but you’ll be happy to know he’s back with “the man” (aka Robert Downey Jr.) in fighting form as the Tony […]
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HITLER IS PISSED OFF ABOUT “FAIR USE”
23 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
The other morning in the Morning Spice Headlines, we mentioned the following: Hitler “Downfall” Parodies Removed from YouTube – The movie studio responsible for the award-winning, German-Austrian film Downfall (German: Der Untergang) has asked YouTube to take down several videos from the massively popular subtitled “Hitler finds out…” meme, and the site has complied. Oh […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Kick-Ass (2010)
21 Apr 2010 by SPLING / 8 Comments
The Kick-Ass comic book to film adaptation was inevitable. Come on, if Catwoman gets one, surely everyone’s entitled to slap on some spandex and snarl? While you daydream about Halle Berry in a cat suit, you should know that her follow-up to that Oscar-whining “performance” in Monster’s Balls is the equivalent of kitty litter and […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Clash of the Titans (2010)
14 Apr 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Believe it or not, Clash of the Titans is a remake and not a spoof of… no – not Remember the Titans, that was American football… rewind a bit further back to 1981’s Clash of the Titans starring People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in 1987, Harry Hamlin. You haven’t watched it? Neither have I, although […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Outrageous! (2010)
07 Apr 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Outrageous! boasts a who’s who heavyweight comedy team of stand-ups including: John Vlismas, Barry Hilton, Joey Rasdien, Krijay Govender, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks and Riaad Moosa. Imagine the scene from Tombstone as the sharp-shooters wander into town, ready to do the Riverdance, armed with guns and handlebar moustaches… they mean business! Now the cast from […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Bounty Hunter (2010)
31 Mar 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
‘Scuse my French, but quite frankly The Bounty Hunter is a polished turd. This is the kind of movie you’d expect Mel Gibson to star in about 20 years ago… oh wait it was, and he did in Bird on a Wire co-starring alongside his butt and Kate Hudson’s mom, Goldie Hawn. Now before you […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Hurt Locker (2009)
24 Mar 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
This year, the big Oscar show down was like a divorce settlement between James Cameron (Avatar) and ex-wife, Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker). Needless to say, The Hurt Locker pulled Best Picture (the house), with Bigelow (no relation to Deuce) making history as the first female recipient of Best Director (the car), leaving Cameron in […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: (500) Days of Summer (2009)
17 Mar 2010 by SPLING / 4 Comments
(500) Days of Summer is not about surfing… and no surfers were harmed in the making of this film. The Endless Summer was a quest for the perfect wave, while (500) Days of Summer is the quest for the perfect girl. That is unless you equate the game of love with the ocean, in which […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Shutter Island (2010)
10 Mar 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
I love a good mystery/thriller… that’s why I just had to catch Shutter Island, a new Scorsese film starring Leonardo DiCaprio and based on the novel of the same title by crime/mystery writer, Dennis Lehane (Gone Baby Gone, Mystic River). DiCaprio and Scorsese are quickly becoming a Hollywood staple as Shutter Island marks the fourth […]
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R100 ON “DISTRICT 9” WILL GET YOU R10,000!
04 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s pretty radical! Hey? And I wouldn’t rule it out if I were you. Remember 2006 when outsider Crash surprised the world and beat Brokeback Mountain to win Best Film? Ja, exactly! I must say, I had no idea that Great Odds also covered thing like The Oscars. Did you know that? Seriously, I thought […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Alice in Wonderland 3D (2010)
03 Mar 2010 by SPLING / 2 Comments
Lewis Carroll wrote what some conspiracy theorists believe was a tale about the effects of hallucinogenic drugs. Perhaps the whole who ha started with Go Ask Alice about a teenage girl’s spiral into drugs in the ’60s, coupled with a song called White Rabbit and William Shatner. Whatever… Disney adapted it and they do Alice […]
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