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Movies
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
24 Nov 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
It’s old news, but “the magical kid with glasses” has become an international phenomenon. Remember when HP used to be a sauce and Indiana Jones was the only character worthy of a “character name and adventure” movie title?
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‘Cowboys & Aliens’ Is Going To Make Cowboys and Harrison Ford Cool Again
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The teaser trailer for Cowboys & Aliens is out. The title may be a little worrisome for you, and maybe you’re afraid that, with Harrison Ford being there, this is going to be some sort of Morning-Glory-esque weep-fest starring Rachel McAdams. I put it to you that this movie is going to be the best thing in your life when it gets released.
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SPL!NG Movie Review: RED (2010)
17 Nov 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Stallone surprised us when he resurrected Rocky with Rocky Balboa, stunned us when he tied the red hair band on for John Rambo and nearly killed himself trying to make The Expendables. Broken neck aside… Stallone pulled it off – he made us believe…
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Batman Sequel To Star Two Attractive Ladies To Make Up For Heath Ledger’s Absence
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chris Nolan, auteur behind the no-longer-embarassing Batman franchise, has started gearing up for the third installment of the rebooted series – The Dark Knight Rises. Apparently Nolan wants two female leads this time, just to rub it in Katie Holmes’ face. Potential candidates and gallery after the jump.
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I’m Not Sure I Understand Zack Snyder’s New Movie
11 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Zack Snyder, the man behind 300 and Watchmen, has released the trailer for his new film – Sucker Punch. Judging from the trailer, this is a movie about crazy & attractive ladies, dragons, robots, guns, swords and cabaret. My pants just got a little tighter.
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Bad Lieutenant (2010)
10 Nov 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
A quick note from Spling: “I walked into the cinema without any preconceived bias… armed with only TWO facts: the film was called The Bad Lieutenant and starred Nicolas Cage. I’d like to preface this movie review by saying that I am a big fan of Nicolas Cage as an indie and commercial actor and […]
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The TRON: LEGACY Trailer
10 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Have I explained why you should forget about everything else being released this year and get excited about Tron: Legacy? I haven’t? Jeeze, I’m sorry, that’s my bad. This movie has Jeff Bridges and Olivia Wilde in it. It’s also the sequel to the film that defined your childhood’s idea of how ‘cyberspace’ worked. Daft Punk is doing the soundtrack. Do you need more time?
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Social Network (2010)
03 Nov 2010 by SPLING / 1 Comment
The Social Network is a timely story about the founders of Facebook and their legal disputes on the back of unprecedented viral Internet growth and accidental billionaires. Whatever your take on the social online platform, The Social Network movie seems to have everyone hitting ‘Like’…
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Piranha 3D (2010)
27 Oct 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Piranha 3D is best described as a blend of Jaws, Girls Gone Wild and Joe’s Apartment and falls into the so-bad-it’s-almost-good category of films. Now depending on your taste in film that could be a fantastic or horrible combination, because there’s no fence-sitting on this one – you’ll either love or hate it.
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New Zealand Clings To Its Rich Fantasy Life
26 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Thousands of politically-minded Kiwis have come out in protest to prevent production of the Lord of the Rings prequel, The Hobbit, from moving out of New Zealand. I understand completely – I went through the same thing when my parents made me stop wearing my wizard outfit to school.
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Bitten By A Radioactive Angel
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We love mary jane. Spider-Man loves Mary Jane. We love Spider-Man. In particular, we love Emma Stone, the angel from Zombieland and Superbad, who’ll be playing Peter Parker’s love interest in the rebooted Spider-Man film.
There are some pictures of her. You might want to keep your web shooters handy.
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One Man Wolfpack, Zach Galifianakis, Gets Mel Gibson Kicked Off Hangover Sequel
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mel Gibson has been understandably quiet recently. Just as soon as he was announced as having a cameo in the sequel to 2009’s The Hangover, the actor has been dropped from the role because the cast and crew hate him.
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Win Tickets To The End Of The Line
22 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The End Of The Line is this year’s most vaunted environmental documentary. Brought to South Africa by Investec, the internationally-acclaimed film is a stark and uncompromising look at our systematic pillaging of our oceans, the effects of which will hit us harder and sooner than we anticipated. 2oceansvibe Radio will be chatting to the film’s producer and author of the book by the same name, Charles Clover, as well as giving away ten tickets to the film. Details after the jump.
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SA Bloggers Free ‘Facebook Movie’ Preview Is 70% Full
21 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The three cinemas (Johannesburg, Durban and Cape Town) we have managed to secure for a pre-public screening of Facebook movie, ‘The Social Network’ are 70% full so far – so if you have a blog and you want to watch the movie (with a buddy) before the general public, there is still time! Private screening will take place on 25 October! Follow the link to see how!
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Machete (2010)
20 Oct 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Grindhouse, a double bill featuring Deathproof and Planet Terror, was created as a tribute to the lost genre of exploitation films as made famous by single screen theatres across America in the ’70s. Sleaze, porn, slashers and martial arts flicks were the rage back then and this was the era that directors like…
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Classic Moments In Cinema #273 – When Ace Ventura Realises “Einhorn Is A Man”
19 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Ace Ventura was groundbreaking, to say the least – the movie as a concept was fresh, but moreso was the formal introduction of Jim Carrey to the world. There were too many great moments to talk about in one article (“like a glove” and “captains log” come to mind), so for now let’s ust enjoy this famous snippet.
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SA Bloggers Get To Preview New Facebook Movie – The Social Network – Competition
18 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
We have managed to secure three Ster-Kinekor cinema’s (Johannesburg, Durban and Cape Town) on the 25th of October, for 40 bloggers in each region (plus 2 friends each) to see The Social Network before ANYBODY ELSE! It’s first come, first serve – so if you want to watch the movie before the general public, then keep reading!
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Switch (2010)
13 Oct 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
The Switch is not what you’re expecting. Whenever someone starts sloshing a cup of sperm around, everyone immediately flashes back to There’s Something About Mary with Ben Stiller’s vanishing sperm act and Cameron Diaz’s extra strength “hair gel”. Yes, there is a masturbation scene… and no, you don’t get to see Jason Bateman yanking the […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Repo Men (2010)
06 Oct 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Repo Men is based on the novel with the “fruity title”, The Repossession Mambo by Eric Garcia, who also co-wrote the screenplay for Repo Men. It’s a science fiction exploration of what the world would be like if medical agencies sold manufactured bio-mechanical organs with a severe repayment scheme – think credit card companies.
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Other Guys (2010)
29 Sep 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
The Other Guys, from the same actor/director duo that brought us Step Brothers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Adam McKay and Will Ferrell sure know how to get a laugh, taking the seemingly ordinary, flipping it on its head and surgically removing the funny. If they […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Wall Street – Money Never Sleeps (2010)
22 Sep 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Money, money, money, MONEY… watching Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps may remind you of Donald Trump. That’s because it’s like Donald Trump… full of swagger, big talk, power suits, business tycoons, a young apprentice, a smug look and the stock exchange… it all feeds back to the mantra “Money Never Sleeps” as uttered by Gordon […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Karate Kid (2010)
15 Sep 2010 by SPLING / 2 Comments
If Rocky was the ultimate underdog sports movie of the ’70s, The Karate Kid did the same for the ’80s. Both films received nominations for Oscars and both were directed by John G. Avildsen, who obviously took a shine to directing these glory stories – subsequently directing several sequels for each of the popular franchises. […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Last Airbender [3D] (2010)
08 Sep 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Mr. M. Night Shyamalan has systematically made the wrong decision at every turn in this film adaptation of the beloved Nickelodeon anime series, Avatar: The Last Airbender. From controversial casting decisions to a lackluster 3D post-production hack job, The Last Airbender is an incomprehensible, detached and languishing fantasy adventure, which is only buoyed by its […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Salt (2010)
01 Sep 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Salt was originally written with the intention of becoming an espionage action-thriller with Tom Cruise as the lead. However, when Cruise backed out of the production… Jolie substituted the big name Mission: Impossible star and the script was rewritten for a female lead. Salt’s loosely modeled on the Bourne series with short, sharp bursts of […]
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THE INSPIRATIONAL FOOTBALL SPEECH, OZZY STYLE
30 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a cess-pit of bad football films out there. Of course, the discerning viewer will recognise that Any Given Sunday rises above the sentiment and excrement that makes up 90% of the movies in this drama. It’s a great film. There’s plenty of old-school Pacino filth and grit in there. And there’s that one, iridescent […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
25 Aug 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone ripped off Walt Disney’s Fantasia… well, at least the title of that famous 10-minute symphonic clip of Mickey Mouse and his magic shrooms brooms. Seventy years later we have the live-action The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, which has taken revenge on Harry Potter with a knock-off adventure. It’s a vicious cycle […]
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TWO FILMS YOU NEVER EXPECTED TO BE MADE
23 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
Word is afoot that a film version of my all time favourite childhood comic, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is in the works, with the writers of the Iron Man franchise on the case. Although, whether this film will work for the generation that actually cared about the comic remains to be seen. After all, […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: The A-Team (2010)
18 Aug 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Screw G.I. Joe, The A-Team are the quintessential All-American action heroes from the ’80s… destined to be everyone’s favourite crack commando squad of mercenaries from now until the end of time. I can tell… I had a Murdock action figure (don’t judge me). Action, adventure, comedy and mild peril… The A-Team had it all and […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Please Give (2010)
11 Aug 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Please Give starts with a series of… boobs, breasts, jugs and “chesticles” of all shapes and sizes. It’s quite an introduction for a smart coming-of-age comedy drama with Catherine Keener, Oliver Platt, Rebecca Hall and Amanda Peet. Now this isn’t a flattering set of boob shots, but more of a flattening one as ordinary breasts […]
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SPL!NG Movie Review: Predators (2010)
04 Aug 2010 by SPLING / No Comments
Predators is a sequel to Predator and Predator 2. Since it’s no longer cool to add a number to denote how many times a blockbuster title has been exploited, unless you’re going straight-to-video or you’re a superhero… it gets the imaginative reworking, Predators. Now it’s been a good 23 years since Arnie busted a Predator’s […]
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