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Paris Hilton
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FAIL: Paris Hilton’s Disastrous DJ Debut [VIDEO]
27 Jun 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Paris Hilton is now a DJ, and booked (bought?) herself a set during the Pop Music Festival in Brazil. But it turns out she’s not quite “there” yet. That’s if the heckling and booing from the crowd was any indicator. Deadmau5 also had the following to say on Twitter after seeing it: “To be fair… the mayans saw this shit coming.”
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Video Powered by ClipCartel.comParis Hilton: ‘Drunk Text’ Music Video Leaked
24 Feb 2012 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At first we thought this was some kind of burlesque joke, maybe even a mashup of sorts, but we’re afraid it isn’t. Paris has actually recorded this as a music video. And it’s meant to be her “latest” single. It’s a techno collaboration with the house music production duo, Manufactured Superstars.
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Paris Hilton’s New Ferrari
29 Nov 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s taken Hilts quite a while to get a Ferrari – having been hellbent on Bentley for a number of years. See what I did there? With the word “hellBENT.” Get it? Anyway, the blonde sex-tape machine went for the Ferrari California and hit the road on Friday last week. Follow link to see the […]
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Merry Titmas
15 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
My, was I surprised by the results when I typed “christmas tree” “tits” into Google Images. There’s one with a guy stealing a tree, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears next to what could be a Christmas tree or just some tree and a card that says, ‘Merry Titmas’. Listen to me rambling on. Why don’t I just show you.
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VIDEO OF PARIS HILTON GETTING ARRESTED
30 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
We chatted the other day about this new concept in the East, which presents uncaptured TV news in animated form. A good example would be the scene where Steve Slater grabbed two beers and jumped out the plane. None of this was caught on camera but apparently in China they got a good idea of […]
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RONALDO HOOKS UP WITH PARIS HILTON 24 HOURS AFTER SHE BECOMES SINGLE
12 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
It was just yesterday that we brought you the incredibly important news that Paris Hilton was single (here). So you’ll be pleased to know that she managed to get over the heartbreak by nailing Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo. Together they hit the town in LA and celebrated our boy’s £80 million transfer to Real […]
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PARIS HILTON IS SINGLE AGAIN AND WEARING RAY BAN COLORIZE WAYFARERS
11 Jun 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It hasn’t been that long since we published pics (here) of Hilts and her now ex-boyfriend, Doug Someone-or-other, dry humping each each other in Cannes; and would you believe it, they’ve broken up! Paris Hilton in blue More getting out of car NSFW here PEOPLE reports: “In response to the inquiry on whether […]
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HILTS BUM UPDATE
14 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
My God we have neglected Paris Hilton for quite some time now! I thought I would celebrate her return with this pic of her taken earlier this week in the Caribbean. Paris Hilton Interesting vibe her bum is going for there. But, in hindsight, we didn’t expect it to be covered in a […]
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PARIS HILTON AS R2-D2
06 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Everyone remain calm. In a few hours time a spaceship will be arriving to pick us up to take us to another dimension. You will all be given matching clothing and shoes, as well as a special cocktail which must be consumed before embarking on this adventure to the new world. Paris Hilton will be […]
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PARIS HILTON IS HILARIOUS
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the funnier things I have ever witnessed. Paris Hilton posing with a parrot Hahahahaha! Fuck she cracks me up! And what’s more, the parrot is rolling its eyes.
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HILTS HITS SUNDANCE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
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HILTS HAS A BRAND NEW PINK BENTLEY
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
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PARIS HILTON THROWING OUT WHOLE NEW VIBE
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
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OVERS GADOVERS
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton and professional knob-end, Benji Madden, have called it a day. Check, check, check it out… this, from US Magazine: EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split Hilts and Knob 1 Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to […]
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HILTS PUMPING
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
She’s got a good hold of that pump. She’s a pro And how do we know it’s her? Her foot has never been the same since the accident Because it SAYS SO on her shirt! Duh!
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HILTS THROWS A NEW VIBE
30 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here are some recent pics of Paris Hilton at The Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles. She’s throwing around a whole new vibe. Change of hair as well, I see. Hilts throwing a whole new vibe I’m fine with it. Good accessorising with the bag and heels. It’s good to change one’s […]
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PARIS HILTON FOR PRESIDENT
06 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Check it out: CLICK HERE IF IT SAYS THE VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE (Then, keep refreshing that page several times until it plays) “Unlike them, I’m hot!” Come on, that IS funny!
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