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Celebrities
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MADONNA FALLS ON HER PIECE
19 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was within the last week that Madonna took to the stage in Lisbon and emboerrissed herself. At the age of 50 it doesn’t matter how fit you are or the fact that you eat perfectly and have access to the world’s most expensive age-defying products. The point is, you’re 50! I mean, my Mother […]
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LINGERIE SUPERBOWL
19 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Only 136 days left until LFL 2009 – arguably the most important annual event to come out of The States (The United States, not The Free States). You think I’m kidding. No, no, my love – this is no joke. Check it out. The Lingerie Bowl With team names including “New England Euphoria,” […]
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HEIDI KLUM IS RAD
17 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In this incredibly awesome series of shots, we see uber-awesome supermodel, Heidi Klum, recreating some of history’s most memorable TV/pinup promo shots. Check them out below and click the link under each pic to see the original. The Jessica Rabbit vibe The Farrah Fawcett vibe The American Beauty vibe It’s a FACT that Heidi […]
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JESSICA SIMPSON GETS PUNISHED BY PAPARAZZI
17 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I just can’t believe it. A nice girl like Jessica Simpson, just going about her day – being Jessica Simpson. Jess – just going about her day And then they go and do this – completely violating her privacy! As a woman. As a human. Blatant violation and lack of respect […]
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FAVOURITE JEREMY CLARKSON QUOTES
17 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You simply MUST read over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wikipedia page. He certainly has had a colourful life – before, and during his Top Geardays. Clarkie Including: Born in Doncaster to teacher Shirley Gabrielle Ward and travelling salesman Edward Grenville “Eddie” Clarkson, his parents ran a business selling tea cosies. They put the young […]
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PRINCESS CHARLOTTE
15 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco. Deal with it. Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s […]
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DANNY CIPRIANI IS TAPPING KELLY BROOK
12 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating. Danny Cipriani This one’s for the laydezz! Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy […]
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DAVID BECKHAM ON JACARANDA
11 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve been sent this clip that I’ve been wanting to get hold of for quite some time. It’s David Beckham on air with Darren Scott on Jacaranda FM. A classic piece of radio, courtesy of Dan Nicholl, 2oceansvibe’s very own Celebrity MC. CLICK HERE TO PLAY/DOWNLOAD CLIP(Windows Media format) I’m fine with that.
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN PLAYBOY
10 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whilst paparazzi shots have engrained the image of her vagina forever in our minds, Lindsay Lohan has turned down an offer of $700,000 to appear nude in Playboy Magazine. This, not too long after she appeared topless in New York Magazine. An image from the New York Magazine Marilyn Monroe feature This, from Page […]
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NOEL GETS PUSHED OFF STAGE IN TORONTO
08 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oasis were playing a gig at Toronto’s 2008 Virgin festival, when a madman (don’t you just want to shoot yourself in the face when people pronounce it “madmin?”) came onto the stage from behind and pushed Noel, guitar et al, off the stage into the crowd. Check out the video. The action starts around the […]
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SAATCHI & SAATCHI MAKE COMEBACK
08 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Following our story earlier today, we would like to announce and to congratulate Saatchi & Saatchi on restoring their employee’s access to 2oceansvibe. We received an email from an employee confirming that it was indeed restricted, but was fixed within the last week. Well done! If anything, we’ll see an improvement on the latest Loerie […]
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THIS GREAT COUNTRY
08 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In case you missed the “This Great Country” feature of the first Luv Sport TV show on Friday night, here it is. Please enjoy The Fruit Farmer below. Very, very special. Click here if that video doesn’t play and then refresh the next page that loads again and again until it plays! To […]
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS AWESOME
05 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
To the angels out there looking around for a role model, this is the one. Christina Aguilera is about 12 different shades of awesome. Don’t waste your time analysing such FILTH as Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or Jeremy Mansfield. No, no – Christina is the one you want. Fuck she rocks. […]
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ELTON JOHN AND LILY ALLEN SNAP AT EACH OTHER
04 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I love it when chicks take swipes at each other in public. Like this fine example featuring Elton John and Lily Allen which took place on Tuesday night, as the pair hosted the GQ Men of the Year Awards. Elton and Lily during happier times Time online reports: In front of a […]
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HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY MICHAEL JACKSON
29 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Insurance Broker is no doubt in his element today as the gloved one turns 50! No matter how hard he tried, Michael couldn’t get rid of the smell. This, from MSNBC: Michael Jackson turns 50 on Friday. What do you get for the man who has everything, including a killer discography, […]
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SIENNA MILLER
26 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is the wall of Sienna Miller’s Norf London home. Someone has indicated their belief that Sienna Miller is a “slut” It’s not what you want to find in the morning when you leave your home. I once walked out of my place (when I was living with The Hooker and The Insurance […]
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GWEN STEFANI HAS NAMED HER BABY ZUMA
22 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s right. Zuma. She has named her child Zuma. Yes… ZUMA!!!! It’s all happening here, ladies and gentlemen! From CNN: LOS ANGELES (AP) — It’s Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday. Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth […]
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GOLDFISH ARE PLAYING IN LONDON TOMORROW
22 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fresh from completely dominating Ibiza and continuing to do so, Goldfish are popping in to London tomorrow for the ex-pats and others to enjoy their sexual music sensation! Enjoy this latest pic of our boys frolicking in Ibiza, taken by 2oceansvibe Character, The Photographer (check out his website here). Baby Jesus and Dom, literally […]
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JOHN SMIT’S INCREDIBLE HOODIE
20 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sorry did I say John Smit? I meant John Mayer. John has recently axed Jennifer Arniston (I know) and you can read all about it here. But that is not what this article is about. It’s about THIS awesome Batman hoodie he was wearing the other day. Two words – AWESOME! Don’t you […]
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DAVID HASSELHOFF SPEAKS AFRIKAANS
20 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it. David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS COMING ALONG NICELY
19 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It won’t be long now.. Amy Winehouse Daily Mail reports: Just 24 hours earlier, she had been sallow-faced and grubby with dark smears of make-up around her eye. She coughed and spluttered her way through the set, forgetting the words to Back to Black and mumbling to herself between songs. The 24-year-old dedicated […]
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ELLEN SEEMS TO BE THE BOY
19 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well I must say I couldn’t imagine Ellen DeGeneres wearing a wedding gown and I’m pleased that Hollywood’s hottest lesbian, Ally McBeal’s Portia de Rossi is the girl in the relationship. What I was unaware of, however, was the 15 year age gap between the two. Yu! Ellen DeGeneres and his bride, the smoking-hot […]
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MARIAH CAREY IS COMMON
14 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?” To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied: “No, she’s common.” […]
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PORTERS GOES FOR PLAID
14 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our little angel was spotted in Malibu on Sunday throwing out a vibe in a gorgeous plaid dress. A vibe I like. A vibe I think the little laydezz out there should investigate. Natalie Portman – natural born smoker. Stunning check! Let’s go with that..
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GOLDFISH, JAMES BLUNT, BLOGS
13 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ja so I’ve been in “comms” with Dom and Baby Jesus of Goldfish fame. The Photographer recently went over to Ibiza for an exclusive Goldfish shoot and will be sending through some of the pics soon I’m sure. In the meantime I was farting around their “blog” and thought I’d let you know about it. […]
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BLING AND ‘OL
08 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I just love Snoop Dogg. He’s just too spicy! Apart from his tour bus recently being pulled over with two of his crew being arrested for possession of marijuana (“dagga” to the layman), Snoop has now entered into the wonderful world of Bollywood and the superfandom of India. SKY News reports: Cordozar Calvin […]
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LET’S GET A GOOD LOOK AT THE JOLIE-PITT TWINS
07 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Thanks Tara W for sending in these pics of the new Jolie-Pitt twins, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon. It is said that the twins have brought “wonderful chaos” to Brad and Angelina’s lives. I’m sure they have. The most beautiful, perfect, wonderful chaos. The twins were born prem, which is apparently quite normal for twins. […]
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MORGAN FREEMAN DIVORCING WIFE AFTER 24 YEARS
07 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is interesting to note that Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce from his wife, just days after rolling a car with another female passenger, [pause for effect] Demaris Meyer! Let’s have a look at Miss Daisy: Freeman is tapping Demaris Mayer Hmm. Interesting choice Morgs went for. But understandable. You can tell […]
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MILEY CYRUS GETS HACKED
07 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Once again, Miley Cyrus has had her phone hacked. Once again we are subjected to photo’s of her in various stages of undress. Once again she is pulling that ridiculous pout. I’m glad she is keeping an eye on that tummy. At 16 years of age, there is no excuse. Actually, there is never an […]
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PARIS HILTON FOR PRESIDENT
06 Aug 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Check it out: CLICK HERE IF IT SAYS THE VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE (Then, keep refreshing that page several times until it plays) “Unlike them, I’m hot!” Come on, that IS funny!
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