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Celebrities
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16 YEAR-OLD MADONNA FAN ATTEMPTS TO KILL GUY RITCHIE
04 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s a bit better! Not to be outdone by the McCartney/Mills divorce chaos, the Madonna/Guy Ritchie affair has taken it to the next level, including crazed fans willing to kill the opposing spouse, in the name of their idol. Check it out, from The Mirror: Guy’s knife terror – crazed Madonna fan’s bid to […]
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HOLLY HAS MOVED ON
03 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel. Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out! Good times.. People magazine reports: “This is one of the most special evenings […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY DOES VOGUE
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics. I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too […]
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LUV SPORT – FRIDAY NIGHT – ACTION PACKED AS USUAL
30 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s extreme from the North Pole to the fields and streets of South Africa this week on Luv Sport, SA’s number 1 multi-sport magazine show, Friday night, 21h10 on Supersport 1 (channel 201). Ok to put it into perspective, you should be aware that Lewis Pugh has been on Jay Leno. Can you grasp that? […]
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THE CAVALLI LIFESTYLE
27 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli. These, taken in the last week. Roberto, just chilling.. “This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel” “And you can start with with an all over creaming, please” “There’s a […]
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NO MO
24 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Harrods owner and professional conspiracy theorist, Mohammed Al Fayed, is in a spot of bother. A 15-year-old spot of bother, to be precise. Harrods owner and stand-up comedian, Mohammed Al Fayed This, from the UK’s Independent: Police investigate claims Fayed sexually assaulted 15-year-oldHarrods owner accused of forcibly kissing teenage girl Mohammed Al […]
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BAD TASTE?
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m telling you this chick is completely bonkers. Madonna has already publicly called Guy Ritchie “emotionally retarded,” and now she is dressing HIS child in New York Yankees kit! The same New York Yankees that her lover, Alex Rodriguez plays for. Jesus, this chick is off the hizzo! (That is street talk for “off the […]
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BARRY HILTON DID NOT STEAL THE PAINTINGS
22 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I know, I also had no idea that Barry Hilton was accused of stealing two paintings. Or anything, for that matter. Bazza Hilton Iol reports: Comedian Barry Hilton is off the hook on charges of stealing two paintings. His lawyer, Vanesh Naidu, told Beeld newspaper on Wednesday that Hilton was acquitted in […]
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THE HOOKER GETS BIRTHDAY PROPS
21 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve had numerous requests to get hold of the this clip from Friday night’s edition of Luv Sport on Supersport 1 at 21h00. The show’s host, Bob Skinstad (The Character Formerly Known As The Loose Forward) gave a big national TV birthday wish to ex-team mate and fellow 2oceansvibe character, Pieter Dixon (The Hooker). Stunning! […]
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THIS IS QUALITY HUMOUR
20 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So we’ve established that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are overs, and that she has been bonking New York Yankee, Alex Rodriguez. We also gather that she referred to Guy Ritchie as Emotionally Retarded at a concert in Boston last week and the messiness of their divorce promises to rival that of Paul McCartney and The […]
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THE NEW GUY
16 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
So you hopefully caught the story yesterday about Madonna and Guy Ritchie announcing their divorce. Well, I thought you would find it interesting that she is apparently very much involved with “New York Yankees slugger,” Alex Rodriguez. He is incredibly wealthy and FAR younger than her (33 vs 50). Apart from being able to get […]
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BECKHAM PARENTS TURN VIGILANTES
15 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I don’t know why everyone is talking about the “World markets” when something far more serious is under foot. That being the fact that David and Victoria Beckham’s housekeepers (and son) have been arrested for stealing their possessions and attempting to flog them on eBay. David and Victoria Beckham, sleeping.That is how they sleep. […]
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GOLDFISH HITS DUBAI
14 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well the ex-pats in Dubai are in for a treat of note! See what I did there? I said “of note” because Goldfish are musical and music is written using music NOTES! I come up with stuff like this the WHOLE TIME! But seriously, to all the South Africans living in Dubai, do yourselves a […]
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HUGH HEFNER AND HIS 19-YEAR-OLD TWINS
14 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle. If I may: Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and KarissaSordid? Or SORTED? Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid […]
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BRITNEY RELEASES NEW VIDEO
13 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I haven’t made up my mind about the song itself, but I’ll give Britney the thumbs-up for taking a proven winning formula and repackaging it. Britters in her new music video It’s a given that the music video for her original smash hit Baby One More Time had a lot to do with the […]
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LINDSAY LOHAN
10 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This pic of Lindsay Lohan was taken earlier on this week in L.A. Now I know what you’re thinking. And I agree with you 100%.
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ESQUIRE AWARDS HALLE BERRY SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE TITLE
09 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Boston Herald Reports: Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive†this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,†Berry joked to the mag in its November […]
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OVERS GADOVERS FOR HOLLY AND HEF
08 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here) Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]
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THIS IS HOW BEYONCE ROLLS
07 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here’s a pic of Beyonce (or “buoyancy,” as The Muse calls her) taken last week. Just cruising around. Is that what they call an “entourage?” Everything is normal I dig how her body language and facial expression put out a vibe that everything is absolutely fine with this picture. I shouldn’t talk, I hardly […]
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LETTERMAN TAKES ANNE HATHAWAY TO THE LIMIT
06 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, I had a little secret crush on Anne Hathaway after watching her in (and plutzing over) The Devil Wears Prada. I still kind of like her, but not in the same way. I trust you’re aware of the fact that her ex-boyfriend of four years is now in jail? Check out the […]
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NAILIN’ PAYLIN
06 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]
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OJ SIMPSON FOUND GUILTY
04 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
At 61, I’d say the news that you’ll be spending a MINIMUM of 20 years in prison probably doesn’t sit well. But then again, after getting away with murder before, it should be a welcomed compromise for OJ Simpson. This, from the San Francisco Chronicle (I LOVE the way the yanks have “chronicles” over there. […]
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GOLDFISH LIVE ON ‘LUV SPORT’ FRIDAY NIGHT!
02 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Because we’re all part of the same family, it is no surprise that everyone’s favourite “jazzy house hipsters,” Goldfish, are live on Friday night’s fifth edition of Luv Sport (guests including Mark Fiiiiiish) – on SuperSport 1 at 21h10 (channel 201 on DCTV). And that, ladies and germs, is one night before they perform LIVE […]
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RAMBO – THE LATEST STATS ARE OUT
01 Oct 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s ALWAYS great when someone finds the time to note down the various kill stats for the Rambo movies. Up to date as well! Rambo’s stats With an average of 2.59 people killed per minute, and a near doubling of the total number of people killed, since Rambo III, it seems Sylvester Stallone‘s […]
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HILTS THROWS A NEW VIBE
30 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here are some recent pics of Paris Hilton at The Abbey Food and Bar in Los Angeles. She’s throwing around a whole new vibe. Change of hair as well, I see. Hilts throwing a whole new vibe I’m fine with it. Good accessorising with the bag and heels. It’s good to change one’s […]
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS MARRIED
29 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I swear to God. This is not a hoax. Scarlett Johansson married Van Wilder star, Ryan Reynolds this weekend. All this, while Paul Newman was dying. Scarlett JohanssonOff the market I cannot confirm what effect this will have on marriage certificates which feature Scarlett Johansson under the “Celebrity Indiscretion” clause. You know, the part […]
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BAD BOYS, PAUL NEWMAN, SEX ADDICTION
28 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With MNET going for the versatile, yet semi-fresh, Shrek 3; it was annoying to find e-TV went for Bad Boys – as MNET win this week’s round of the Sunday Night 8 o’ clock TV movie wars. BAD BOYSe-TV get lazy Sunday night 8 o’ clock movie aficionados will agree that e-TV have […]
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NEW DIRTY SKIRTS SINGLE IS RELEASED
24 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The boys have just released another single, “Daddy Don’t Disco” from their new album with the same name. And they’ve cleaned it, again. You fell in love with “Can’t Remember Your Name” and I swear to you, you’re gonna have to two-time that song with this little masterpiece. My God.. CLICK HERE to give it […]
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MONTY, ROB LOUW, ROXY LOUW & THE DIRTY SKIRTS
23 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV). Let’s go through those one by one. Rugby God, Percy Montgomery: Monty – killing it […]
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TRACY MCGREGOR LAUNCHES NEW RANGE OF CLOTHING
23 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine. Yup, that’s the one As the new face of Blue Bay […]
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