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Celebrities
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PAMELA ANDERSON WATCH
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
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ANISTON FLAUNTS FLESH IN US GQ
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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DICKIPEDIA
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link […]
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SHANE WARNE – THE MUSICAL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical […]
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KID ROCK LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF PETA
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kid Rock is possibly one of the last true rock stars left. Not only is he not helping orphans in Africa, but he is also refusing to stop wearing fur. So much so that he has told PETA to bring it on! Kid RockDoesn’t give a toss British Sunday Mail reports: “I […]
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JERRY HALL TO PLAY COUGAR IN NEW LAGERFELD CHANEL CAMPAIGN
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON HAS LOOKED BETTER
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
P. Anderson Ja, look, that’s not what we signed up for.
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HOLLY MADISON HAS COME A LONG WAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
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SCARLETT GOES FOR STRAWBERRY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
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AMY WINHOUSE HUSBAND GOES BACK TO JAIL
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I watch a lot of movies and that is why I’ve made a saying for when things, like this, keep on recurring. I call it “a rerun of an old movie.” Use it, don’t use it. They should get computers with set timers that churn out stories, programmed with past recurring events and themes. I’m […]
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BONO WILL NEVER DIE
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I honestly don’t have the time to think of a good headline. I just wanted to show you this beautiful little story I got from Popbitch (subscribe to their newsletter – that’s where the action is): >> Bono of the week: pt 2 << Everyone in Dublin has a story JL writes: […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY EXPECTING BABY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
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PARIS HILTON THROWING OUT WHOLE NEW VIBE
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
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P DIDDY MAKES MOVIE FOR NEW FRAGRANCE – I AM KING
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
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JESSICA ALBA IN CAMPARI CALENDAR
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I am absolutely FINE with these new pics of post-baby Jessica Alba in the new 2009 Campari Calendar. I just LOVE Campari’s vibe – the logo, the colours.. And the UMBRELLAS! Like you see in those old Bond films. At those coffee shops, with men and women dressed in linen, wearing boating shoes.. […]
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BRITNEY CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY IN LONDON
03 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was trying to write you another article but something is stopping me from getting it done, so I thought I’d give you this instead. I just read that Britney was in awe of Simon Cowell when she recently visited the X-Factor show in London. He said: “This may be a bit egotistical, but I […]
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LIVES IN A MOVIE, IN REAL LIFE, IN A MOVIE
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
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SPITZER WHORE UPDATE
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We chatted some time ago (article here) about when the governer of New York, Eliot Spitzer, was caught banging prostitutes. One prostitute in particular – Ashley Dupre. Do you remember that story? Ja well that was in March – it’s November now and I think we should have a look at how she is keeping. […]
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OVERS GADOVERS
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton and professional knob-end, Benji Madden, have called it a day. Check, check, check it out… this, from US Magazine: EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split Hilts and Knob 1 Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to […]
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PARIS ATTENDS SETH ROTHERHAM ALBUM LAUNCH
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some of you won’t be aware that I recently launched a CD in the US. It’s called The Crayfish by Seth Rotherham. Check it out. Paris Hilton shows off her copy of “The Crayfish” Now that is obviously a load of twak. Everyone knows that my CD hasn’t been released yet. And anyway, […]
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HILTS PUMPING
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
She’s got a good hold of that pump. She’s a pro And how do we know it’s her? Her foot has never been the same since the accident Because it SAYS SO on her shirt! Duh!
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THE ONE-PIECE COSTUME
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Don’t make the mistake thinking that one-piece costumes are just for grannies. Enjoy this latest shot of Victoria’s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio HURTING it in a one-piece. Alessandra Ambrosio – murdering it Fine for girls. NOT FINE for guys.
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PAULA ABDUL STALKER FOUND DEAD NEAR HER HOME
13 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It had to happen. It’s just too much for the freaks’ brains out there. You know, actually auditioning on live TV, and in direct contact with “superstars” like Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy “Swazi” Jackson. Now look what you’ve done – this, from the New York Post: An “American Idol” reject who was […]
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JOLIE IN A BLACK DRESS
12 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is Angelina Jolie earlier this week at the premier of her new film, Kung Fu Panda. The girls will enjoy admiring Angelina’s legs, posture and dress. Whilst the guys’ comments will begin with things like, “God, can you imagine….[censored].” Jolie and a clearly FAKE Panda Nice. She’s in bloody good nick. Click […]
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AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE
10 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You may have caught the news that Amy’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has been freed from jail and has gone directly to rehab. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re focusing on Amy and I think the best thing would be to get a visual update. I made up a saying a few years […]
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BBC ASKED TO FIRE JEREMY CLARKSON
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeremy Clarkson is in the dwang, as Labour MP, Chris Mole has called for the BBC to sack the popular Top Gear presenter, following some remarks he made on his show. Jezza Clarkson – generally doesn’t care a toss And wait till you find out what he said.. This, from wheels24: BBC asked […]
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A JESSICA BIEL MOMENT
07 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve never really caused a scene about Jessica Biel, but couldn’t let this picture that appeared in my inbox go to waste. Yeah, she fine.. Jessica Biel – fine! Justin Timberlake is tapping that at the moment, you’ll be interested to know. Leonardo’s sloppy seconds, I might add. Ooooh!
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HEIDI KLUM ASKED TO APOLOGISE FOR HALLOWEEN OUTFIT
05 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of our favourite supermodels, Heidi Klum, is in a bit of pooh over her chosen Halloween costume. Heidi Klum extends her reach Enjoy this from NDTV: Supermodel Heidi Klum has stirred a controversy by dressing up as Hindu goddess Kali for a Halloween party, with some Hindus seeking an apology from […]
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