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Celebrities
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HILTS HITS SUNDANCE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
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VICTORIA BECKHAM’S ARMANI CAMPAIGN
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
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RYAN SEACREST HIGH-FIVES A BLIND GUY
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why […]
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ANGELS AT THE QUEEN’S PLATE
14 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It would be somewhat out of line not to mention some of the angels on display at last Saturday’s 148th running of the Queen’s Plate. Slightly off the mark in black, rather than blue and white, the ever stylish Gina Athens did particularly well with this short knitted dress. Hat and shades combo also gets […]
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SCARLETT ON COVER OF HARPER’S BAZAAR
13 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]
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THE BEST DARN DVD STORE IN CAPE TOWN
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a couple months back that the Interior Decorator told me that I “simply HAVE to visit DVD Nouveau” on Bree Street in Cape Town. She told me about their incredible selection of DVD’s for rent, including every series and all the classics. I looked for the shop, but I couldn’t find it and […]
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PUTIN TOPLESS
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
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BRITNEY’S NEW YEAR FAMILY PIC
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our little girl… all grown up. Britney Spears poses with Kevin Federline’s spawn And if you think I’m going to believe that is a real soldier standing behind you, then you’re VERY mistaken. I’m not an idiot. That soldier is a fake. He doesn’t even have proper hands! God, people try anything these days!
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FERRIS BUELLER HAS BEEN CHEATING ON CARRIE BRADSHAW
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him. Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew. The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, […]
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RONALDO IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Manchester United winger, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to escape without a scratch yesterday, as he lost control of his R2.5 million Ferrari in a Manchester airport tunnel. Not ideal This, from The Sun: CRISTIANO Ronaldo obliterated his Ferrari after losing control of his £200,000 supercar. The lucky Manchester Utd winger escaped without a […]
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LA PERLA, CAPRICE, AND BEYOND
08 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, it’s actually 10 at night and I’ve timed this article to come out in the morning, to grace you with more pearls of glory. Good morning! It all started at 1pm, you see. At La Perla. A boys lunch. It was me, “The Big H” and “The Dude” (fresh from his Kika-Sack […]
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MIKE TYSON ENJOYS CARBOHYDRATES
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the festive season reaching roughly the half way mark, I am sure we have all taken a moment to consider our waist lines. Personally, I’ve pretty much nailed it with regards to diet. So much so that I am dangerously close to publishing The Rotherham Diet. It’s pretty cool and includes minimum exercise and […]
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JETT TRAVOLTA’S DEATH
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
By now you would have picked up on the sad death of John Travolta’s son, Jett. January 2, 2009 – NASSAU (Reuters) – The teenage son of actor John Travolta died suddenly on Friday during a family vacation in the Bahamas, according to police and the family’s lawyer. Jett Travolta, 16, suffered a seizure at […]
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POSH BANS BECKS FROM HOT INTERVIEWERS
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
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THE NEW MISS WORLD
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
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HILTS HAS A BRAND NEW PINK BENTLEY
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
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TOPSHOP RENEWS KATE MOSS CONTRACT
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON WATCH
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
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ANISTON FLAUNTS FLESH IN US GQ
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
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THE 148TH RUNNING OF THE QUEEN’S PLATE
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
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DICKIPEDIA
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link […]
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SHANE WARNE – THE MUSICAL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical […]
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KID ROCK LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF PETA
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kid Rock is possibly one of the last true rock stars left. Not only is he not helping orphans in Africa, but he is also refusing to stop wearing fur. So much so that he has told PETA to bring it on! Kid RockDoesn’t give a toss British Sunday Mail reports: “I […]
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JERRY HALL TO PLAY COUGAR IN NEW LAGERFELD CHANEL CAMPAIGN
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
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PAMELA ANDERSON HAS LOOKED BETTER
09 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
P. Anderson Ja, look, that’s not what we signed up for.
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HOLLY MADISON HAS COME A LONG WAY
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
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SCARLETT GOES FOR STRAWBERRY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
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AMY WINHOUSE HUSBAND GOES BACK TO JAIL
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I watch a lot of movies and that is why I’ve made a saying for when things, like this, keep on recurring. I call it “a rerun of an old movie.” Use it, don’t use it. They should get computers with set timers that churn out stories, programmed with past recurring events and themes. I’m […]
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BONO WILL NEVER DIE
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I honestly don’t have the time to think of a good headline. I just wanted to show you this beautiful little story I got from Popbitch (subscribe to their newsletter – that’s where the action is): >> Bono of the week: pt 2 << Everyone in Dublin has a story JL writes: […]
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ANNE HATHAWAY EXPECTING BABY
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
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