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Celebrities
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD MEET HALF WAY
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!
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JESSICA SIMPSON HAS LOST ALL CONTROL
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson. Simpson Chew you food properly, girl.
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CALIFORNICATION 2 IS ON TONIGHT
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you missed the first season then you’ve made a fundamental mistake. It’s available at DVD Nouveau (they are Cape Town’s best DVD rental store and have virtually every series. Ever. In the World), so you can sort that out quick quick. So Season 2 of Californication has started on MNET. It’s on Tuesdays at […]
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I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS PICTURE
26 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
When you’re in the industry that I’m in, which I refer to as “God knows what,” you develop all sorts of systems. Systems that allow you to write articles to be published if and when you feel like it, as well as systems that store information to be used at a later stage. For the […]
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AB DE VILLIERS
26 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m sure a lot of my gorgeous readers out there have missed the news about South African cricketer, AB de Villiers , releasing a pop song. Were you aware? Not? Ok, it’s quite important that you see this. It’s a pearler.. You might want to check that out again. You don’t have to […]
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KEVIN FEDERLINE’S NEW SQUEEZE
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh Lordi, the overseas press are AWASH with news and sightings of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline with his new los. (International readers should know that “los” is Afrikaans for girlfriend/slag). Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince TMZ had this to say: Kevin Federline’s new chick isn’t low rent — she’s no rent — […]
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THE MANAGER FROM THE ALL GOLD AD IS WOOFLES FROM PUMPKIN PATCH
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I told you yesterday about the identity of “The Stig” on Top Gear (turns out there was more than one Stig, btw) and at the end of the article I said the following: It reminds me of a few years back when I finally let the cat out of the bag that I was “Woofles†[…]
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TAXIJAM HOOKS UP YOAV SADAN
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A couple months back I told you about Taxijam, the incredible new underground music video concept featuring artists playing in the back of a local taxi. Started by 2oceansvibe Character The Film Guy (Richard) and his cousin Simon, it’s gaining rapid momentum and has featured the likes of 2oceansvibe’s favourite The Dirty Skirts and our […]
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JOAQUIN PHOENIX PUNISHES HIMSELF
21 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, this is particularly emboerrissing, as we watch some video clips of Walk the Line star, Joaquin Phoenix making his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO as a homeless rapper. Radical shit This, from thesuperficial: The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who […]
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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUM
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
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ANONYMOUS TOP GEAR “STIG” DRIVER REVEALED
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Top Gear fans out there will be excited about this, and a bit sad, I suppose. Much like the neighbour in the Tim Allen “vehicle,” Home Improvement, the test driver featured on the hit TV show, Top Gear, has managed to keep his identity secret. Until now.. The Stig This, from Daily Mail: […]
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HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH VIDEO
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You know sometimes when someone says something and a few days later something very similar happens? Ja, well anyway, I call it a “premonition.” People then also sometimes spice it a bit and stretch the amazingness of the particular premonition by clutching onto what we in the industry refer to as “fuck all.” Like someone […]
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MK AWARDS 2009 : DIRTY SKIRTS NOMINATED FOR BEST GROUP
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Before we chat about that, I thought I should just mention that this year’s Coke Fest (now called CokeZero Fest ’09) is featuring Oasis as its headline act. That’s right. You heard it here first. Other bands on the bill at this stage include Snow Patrol…and the Dirty Skirts. I know. Pretty rad. Now check […]
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HILTS HITS SUNDANCE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
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VICTORIA BECKHAM’S ARMANI CAMPAIGN
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
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RYAN SEACREST HIGH-FIVES A BLIND GUY
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why […]
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ANGELS AT THE QUEEN’S PLATE
14 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It would be somewhat out of line not to mention some of the angels on display at last Saturday’s 148th running of the Queen’s Plate. Slightly off the mark in black, rather than blue and white, the ever stylish Gina Athens did particularly well with this short knitted dress. Hat and shades combo also gets […]
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SCARLETT ON COVER OF HARPER’S BAZAAR
13 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]
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THE BEST DARN DVD STORE IN CAPE TOWN
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It was a couple months back that the Interior Decorator told me that I “simply HAVE to visit DVD Nouveau” on Bree Street in Cape Town. She told me about their incredible selection of DVD’s for rent, including every series and all the classics. I looked for the shop, but I couldn’t find it and […]
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PUTIN TOPLESS
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This, the second of our two-part Topless Presidents series, focuses on Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin . Vladimir Putin Stocky, yet firm Pootz is certainly bigger and stronger than our previous topless subject, Barrack Obama, although his six-pack is not as prominent as the most powerful man in the world’s. Vladimir would definitely […]
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BRITNEY’S NEW YEAR FAMILY PIC
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our little girl… all grown up. Britney Spears poses with Kevin Federline’s spawn And if you think I’m going to believe that is a real soldier standing behind you, then you’re VERY mistaken. I’m not an idiot. That soldier is a fake. He doesn’t even have proper hands! God, people try anything these days!
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FERRIS BUELLER HAS BEEN CHEATING ON CARRIE BRADSHAW
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him. Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew. The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, […]
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RONALDO IS LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Manchester United winger, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to escape without a scratch yesterday, as he lost control of his R2.5 million Ferrari in a Manchester airport tunnel. Not ideal This, from The Sun: CRISTIANO Ronaldo obliterated his Ferrari after losing control of his £200,000 supercar. The lucky Manchester Utd winger escaped without a […]
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LA PERLA, CAPRICE, AND BEYOND
08 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, it’s actually 10 at night and I’ve timed this article to come out in the morning, to grace you with more pearls of glory. Good morning! It all started at 1pm, you see. At La Perla. A boys lunch. It was me, “The Big H” and “The Dude” (fresh from his Kika-Sack […]
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MIKE TYSON ENJOYS CARBOHYDRATES
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With the festive season reaching roughly the half way mark, I am sure we have all taken a moment to consider our waist lines. Personally, I’ve pretty much nailed it with regards to diet. So much so that I am dangerously close to publishing The Rotherham Diet. It’s pretty cool and includes minimum exercise and […]
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JETT TRAVOLTA’S DEATH
06 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
By now you would have picked up on the sad death of John Travolta’s son, Jett. January 2, 2009 – NASSAU (Reuters) – The teenage son of actor John Travolta died suddenly on Friday during a family vacation in the Bahamas, according to police and the family’s lawyer. Jett Travolta, 16, suffered a seizure at […]
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POSH BANS BECKS FROM HOT INTERVIEWERS
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
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THE NEW MISS WORLD
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
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HILTS HAS A BRAND NEW PINK BENTLEY
22 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
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TOPSHOP RENEWS KATE MOSS CONTRACT
18 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
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