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Celebrities
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JOOST RECKONS HIS COCK IS “MUCH” SMALLER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Whereas I would almost certainly claim to have a bigger dick than that of an offending sex tape, Joost has gone the other route – he claims that it can’t be him, because the guy in the video’s main-chap is way too big to be his. Joost and his wife, Amor (Before sex tape) This, […]
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JOOST, COCAINE, SEX TAPE, WHORES – EVERYWHERE!!!
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 24 Comments
I’m just gathering myself. Joost van der Westhuizen has apparently been caught in a sex tape, filmed by a whore, whilst on coke. It doesn’t get better than this, ladies and gentlemen. This is the the biggest SA scandal since Hansie lied to us. Quietly enjoy this, from HEAT: You’ve seen the headlines and read […]
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RIHANNA’S FACE
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Rihanna Jesus, Chris Brown gave her quite a serious tight left. It’s amazing how quickly something like that can completely strip you of all street cred. That, and kiddie fiddling – instant downfall. [thanks anna] UPDATE: THIS PIC IS A PHOTOSHOPPED FAKE. UNFORTUNATELY OUR SOURCE IS QUITE GULLIBLE AND DIDN’T CHECK HER […]
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WIN 5 PAIRS OF GOLDFISH TICKETS!
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself! It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer) Now, what you have […]
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MUSIC APPRECIATION – MONY MONY
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, it was a cover. Do you know where they got the name “Mony Mony” from? I’ll tell you my love, because I want you to be a better person. You’ll be a fruitbowl of knowledge by the time I’m finished with you! Enjoy this from a site I’ve just launched called Wikipedia: “Mony […]
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ADRIANA LIMA IN THE LATEST ELLE
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
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IDOLS JUDGE CHALLENGES 2OCEANSVIBE
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 98 Comments
You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]
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ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR TOPLESS AT 43
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]
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CHRIS BROWN KLAPS RIHANNA
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform. Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown This, from The Times: R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]
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GISELE BUNDCHEN
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
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CHRISTIAN BALE HAS MELTDOWN ON SET
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]
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BRITNEY IS BECOMING DESIRABLE AGAIN
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired. Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]
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DAVE THOMPSON DROPS IDOLS BOMBSHELL
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
I was watching the Durban auditions of Idols last night on channel 198 and the farce seems to be going ahead for this, the fifth (God help us all) season. And whilst you might not remember who won last year’s competition, you needn’t worry as it looks like they’re finally closing up shop. Dave Thompson […]
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CELEBRITY CARS
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]
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LOUIS THEROUX ON DSTV
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve mentioned Louis Theroux to you before. Do you remember? Probably not. I mentioned that his documentary series was available at DVD Nouveau . I also told you about the white supremacist racists that he spent some time with. This included living with the gorgeous blonde monsters, Lynx and Lamb. For those of you aware […]
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AEROSMITH IS BACK IN YOUR LIFE
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]
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LINDSAY LOHAN AND JESSICA SIMPSON SHOULD MEET HALF WAY
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!
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JESSICA SIMPSON HAS LOST ALL CONTROL
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson. Simpson Chew you food properly, girl.
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CALIFORNICATION 2 IS ON TONIGHT
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you missed the first season then you’ve made a fundamental mistake. It’s available at DVD Nouveau (they are Cape Town’s best DVD rental store and have virtually every series. Ever. In the World), so you can sort that out quick quick. So Season 2 of Californication has started on MNET. It’s on Tuesdays at […]
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I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS PICTURE
26 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
When you’re in the industry that I’m in, which I refer to as “God knows what,” you develop all sorts of systems. Systems that allow you to write articles to be published if and when you feel like it, as well as systems that store information to be used at a later stage. For the […]
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AB DE VILLIERS
26 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m sure a lot of my gorgeous readers out there have missed the news about South African cricketer, AB de Villiers , releasing a pop song. Were you aware? Not? Ok, it’s quite important that you see this. It’s a pearler.. You might want to check that out again. You don’t have to […]
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KEVIN FEDERLINE’S NEW SQUEEZE
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh Lordi, the overseas press are AWASH with news and sightings of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline with his new los. (International readers should know that “los” is Afrikaans for girlfriend/slag). Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince TMZ had this to say: Kevin Federline’s new chick isn’t low rent — she’s no rent — […]
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THE MANAGER FROM THE ALL GOLD AD IS WOOFLES FROM PUMPKIN PATCH
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I told you yesterday about the identity of “The Stig” on Top Gear (turns out there was more than one Stig, btw) and at the end of the article I said the following: It reminds me of a few years back when I finally let the cat out of the bag that I was “Woofles†[…]
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TAXIJAM HOOKS UP YOAV SADAN
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A couple months back I told you about Taxijam, the incredible new underground music video concept featuring artists playing in the back of a local taxi. Started by 2oceansvibe Character The Film Guy (Richard) and his cousin Simon, it’s gaining rapid momentum and has featured the likes of 2oceansvibe’s favourite The Dirty Skirts and our […]
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JOAQUIN PHOENIX PUNISHES HIMSELF
21 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Shame, this is particularly emboerrissing, as we watch some video clips of Walk the Line star, Joaquin Phoenix making his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO as a homeless rapper. Radical shit This, from thesuperficial: The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who […]
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KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUM
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
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ANONYMOUS TOP GEAR “STIG” DRIVER REVEALED
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Top Gear fans out there will be excited about this, and a bit sad, I suppose. Much like the neighbour in the Tim Allen “vehicle,” Home Improvement, the test driver featured on the hit TV show, Top Gear, has managed to keep his identity secret. Until now.. The Stig This, from Daily Mail: […]
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HUDSON RIVER PLANE CRASH VIDEO
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You know sometimes when someone says something and a few days later something very similar happens? Ja, well anyway, I call it a “premonition.” People then also sometimes spice it a bit and stretch the amazingness of the particular premonition by clutching onto what we in the industry refer to as “fuck all.” Like someone […]
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MK AWARDS 2009 : DIRTY SKIRTS NOMINATED FOR BEST GROUP
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Before we chat about that, I thought I should just mention that this year’s Coke Fest (now called CokeZero Fest ’09) is featuring Oasis as its headline act. That’s right. You heard it here first. Other bands on the bill at this stage include Snow Patrol…and the Dirty Skirts. I know. Pretty rad. Now check […]
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