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Celebrities
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PARIS HILTON IS HILARIOUS
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the funnier things I have ever witnessed. Paris Hilton posing with a parrot Hahahahaha! Fuck she cracks me up! And what’s more, the parrot is rolling its eyes.
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ON TWITTER
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]
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A BAR RAFAELI MOMENT
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Well hello darlin’ Bar RafaeliKilling it. Not to be mistaken for our local Raphaely girls. Whilst equally as hot, their surname is spelt slightly differently.
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ALESANDRO AMBROSIO
12 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Good morning, friends! Hope you’re having a beautiful morning. Chat again shortly.
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DAKOTA FANNING COMING ALONG NICELY
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I remind you that, although potentially risky due to her young age and gawkiness at the time, I claimed Dakota Fanning just under a month ago. It looks like it’s turning out less risky as each day passes. I thought I’d keep you up to date on how she is coming along. Dakota Fanning […]
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CALL GIRL DISCRETION
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s been a year since New York Governer, Eliot Spitzer slipped into a personal and professional media nightmare, after being caught banging a call girl. Ashley Dupre, to be exact. You, me and Dupre.. With the internet, tabloids and big bucks ruling the day, and various incarcerated madams choosing to release their confidentaial […]
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NEW BRITNEY BIKINI PICTURES
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
So Britney Spears is currently chilling in Miami, as she continues her latest “Circus” live tour. I am happy to report that she is looking ok in a bikini and here are the pics to prove it. Hmm..ok..fine.. It’ll do..I suppose.. Although clenching is cheating. She is definitely clenching her nought in […]
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THE JOOST SEX TAPE
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za www.joostsextape.co.za
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THE 2OCEANSVIBE SHOW – PART 2 OF EPISODE 1 – WITH BILLY ZANE
10 Mar 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 24 Comments
WARNING**DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FIRST PART – THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL** First part is the article UNDER this article. See you shortly.. Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future […]
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THE 2OCEANSVIBE SHOW – EPISODE 1 – WITH BILLY ZANE
10 Mar 2009 by Jasmine Stone / 18 Comments
Welcome to the very first online 2oceansvibe TV Show, featuring Titanic and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane . This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond. We’ve […]
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STEPHEN FRY IN AMERICA
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I hadn’t taken out a DVD for a while and popped into DVD Nouveau (where else) on Sunday. I got Step Brothers with Will Farrell (6/10 – you can skip that one) and Dead Calm with Billy Zane (it was the right thing to do – and it was good – get it). Although I […]
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SNOOP DOGG JOINS THE NATION OF ISLAM
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this. Snoop Dee Oh double Gee This, from UK Guardian: Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]
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MATT DAMON DOES ARGUS CYCLE TOUR
09 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]
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RIHANNA AND CHRIS BROWN ARE MARRIED?
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start. Rihanna and Chris Brown This, from Star […]
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MIRANDA KERR UPDATE
04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Ok, here it is.. Miranda Kerr That’s what I’m talking about.
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GOLDFISH IN US KIA COMMERCIAL
04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]
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JOHANNESBURG IS “TRANQUIL”
03 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
The Fruit Farmer sent me a beautiful story today, about Johannesburg, written by Top Gear personality, Jeremy Clarkson following his recent visit to our beautiful shores. Clarky This, from The Times online: I dare you to visit Johannesburg, the city for softiesIt’s the least frightening place on earth, yet everyone speaks of how […]
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CONTINUES TO PLEASE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET!
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
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ANGELS, HARLEY DAVIDSONS, ROCK STARS
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
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RACHEL BILSON IS ENAGAGED
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
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NEW SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOLCE AD
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
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THE CRUISE FAMILY GOES TO DISNEY WORLD
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOST!
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]
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THE REAL RIHANNA BEATING PHOTO
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Let this be a warning to all women who date Chris Brown who consider talking out of turn. This, the real pic of Rihanna from TMZ. Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella [thanks christy]
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NEW PICTURE OF JOOST WITH HOOKER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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TINA….COME GET YOUR FOOD!
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
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