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Celebrities
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CONTINUES TO PLEASE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
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MEGAN FOX IS BACK ON THE MARKET!
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Welcome home, Megs. We missed you, my babes. Put your bag down. Take of your kit. ‘atta girl! Megan Fox Comes home That’s right, team, Megs is back Check, check, check it out: Megan Fox has split from her fiancé. The ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ star and Brian Austin Green (see you around, […]
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ANGELS, HARLEY DAVIDSONS, ROCK STARS
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
I received an invite from Marina at The Little Black Blook to the launch of the new uber-cool Harley-Davidson “Dark Custom” range of motorcycles last Thursday at The Winery, Mandela Rhodes Place. Wow! The night really was fabulous, with beautiful naughty little angels everywhere, fully stocked bar and a live session with Prime Circle, no […]
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RACHEL BILSON IS ENAGAGED
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?! Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged! HUH?! Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks […]
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NEW SCARLETT JOHANSSON DOLCE AD
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Just quickly take this in. Scarlett Johansson, Dolce & Gabbana, 2oceansvibe… My God, it’s like a vibe explosion! Touch yourself..
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THE CRUISE FAMILY GOES TO DISNEY WORLD
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
I don’t know why I’m showing you this, but I guess it’s just a combination of stimuli. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, cute little Suri (dressed as a princess), Disney World, Mickey Mouse… arrrggghh!! It (the article) probably suits the chick readers more than anything. They can gush and ooh and aah and dream about their […]
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OH MY GOD – ADRIANA LIMA IS MARRIED
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Brace yourselves – I have incredibly bad news. Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, is married. Adriana Lima, as I will always remember her. Before she threw it all away. be strong She got married to Marko Jaric on – wait for it [cotch ] – Valentine’s Day! AWESOME! It was all announced on […]
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THE OSCARS – YOU DECIDE – JEN OR ANGIE?
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
I only watched the Oscars last night, as the live broadcast (early yesterday morning) was on during my dealings with Mercedes Benz. In case you missed my Twitting, I dropped off my car and was put into an A-Class Merc as I joined a lift club from the Culemborg Orbit Motors to The Safe House. […]
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOOST!
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With Ron Jeremy on the brink of signing to play Joost van der Westhuizen in the Matt Damon/Morgan Freeman Hollywood blockbuster, Playing the Enemy, we take a moment to celebrate an extraordinary life of the one half of South Africa’s most powerful and glamorous couples/brands. Joost van der Westhuizen Happy birthday big guy! More about […]
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THE REAL RIHANNA BEATING PHOTO
20 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 16 Comments
Let this be a warning to all women who date Chris Brown who consider talking out of turn. This, the real pic of Rihanna from TMZ. Now that it’s raining more than ever Know that we still have each other You can stand under my umbrella You can stand under my umbrella [thanks christy]
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NEW PICTURE OF JOOST WITH HOOKER
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Stop it! That, is perfect. JUST perfect. Apparently Ron Jeremy is playing Joost (with Matt Damon as Francois Pienaar) in that new movie about Nelson Mandela and the 1995 World Cup. Should be good.. [thanks peter]
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DAKOTA’S FANNING
19 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
You see, this is the point I was trying to put across the other day. You find yourself turning and staring and you’re like, “Jesus, look at that piece of…” and then, as your eyes focus your brain signals you to shut up and stop what you’re saying and doing and thinking. PULL OUT!! PULL […]
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TINA….COME GET YOUR FOOD!
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
EAT YOUR FOOD, TINA! Lindsay Lohan at the opening of Matthew Williamson’s New York store yesterday during the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week That photo has not been photoshopped, by the way. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm to all women out there, that we (men) do NOT like that look […]
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JOOST RECKONS HIS COCK IS “MUCH” SMALLER
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Whereas I would almost certainly claim to have a bigger dick than that of an offending sex tape, Joost has gone the other route – he claims that it can’t be him, because the guy in the video’s main-chap is way too big to be his. Joost and his wife, Amor (Before sex tape) This, […]
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JOOST, COCAINE, SEX TAPE, WHORES – EVERYWHERE!!!
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 24 Comments
I’m just gathering myself. Joost van der Westhuizen has apparently been caught in a sex tape, filmed by a whore, whilst on coke. It doesn’t get better than this, ladies and gentlemen. This is the the biggest SA scandal since Hansie lied to us. Quietly enjoy this, from HEAT: You’ve seen the headlines and read […]
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RIHANNA’S FACE
16 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Rihanna Jesus, Chris Brown gave her quite a serious tight left. It’s amazing how quickly something like that can completely strip you of all street cred. That, and kiddie fiddling – instant downfall. [thanks anna] UPDATE: THIS PIC IS A PHOTOSHOPPED FAKE. UNFORTUNATELY OUR SOURCE IS QUITE GULLIBLE AND DIDN’T CHECK HER […]
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WIN 5 PAIRS OF GOLDFISH TICKETS!
12 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Ok, so here we go. It’s the offer of a lifetime. All expenses paid entry to La Med to watch Goldfish play THIS Sunday night! I know, it’s pretty crazy. Go ahead, pinch yourself! It SAYS 8 February, but it MEANS 15 February! (photo obviously taken by The Photographer) Now, what you have […]
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MUSIC APPRECIATION – MONY MONY
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, it was a cover. Do you know where they got the name “Mony Mony” from? I’ll tell you my love, because I want you to be a better person. You’ll be a fruitbowl of knowledge by the time I’m finished with you! Enjoy this from a site I’ve just launched called Wikipedia: “Mony […]
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ADRIANA LIMA IN THE LATEST ELLE
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
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IDOLS JUDGE CHALLENGES 2OCEANSVIBE
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 98 Comments
You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]
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ROBERT DOWNEY JUNIOR TOPLESS AT 43
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]
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CHRIS BROWN KLAPS RIHANNA
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 8 Comments
Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform. Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown This, from The Times: R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]
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GISELE BUNDCHEN
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
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CHRISTIAN BALE HAS MELTDOWN ON SET
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]
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BRITNEY IS BECOMING DESIRABLE AGAIN
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired. Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]
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DAVE THOMPSON DROPS IDOLS BOMBSHELL
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments
I was watching the Durban auditions of Idols last night on channel 198 and the farce seems to be going ahead for this, the fifth (God help us all) season. And whilst you might not remember who won last year’s competition, you needn’t worry as it looks like they’re finally closing up shop. Dave Thompson […]
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CELEBRITY CARS
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]
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LOUIS THEROUX ON DSTV
03 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ve mentioned Louis Theroux to you before. Do you remember? Probably not. I mentioned that his documentary series was available at DVD Nouveau . I also told you about the white supremacist racists that he spent some time with. This included living with the gorgeous blonde monsters, Lynx and Lamb. For those of you aware […]
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AEROSMITH IS BACK IN YOUR LIFE
28 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]
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