With a maximum of 35 degrees today, God couldn’t have chosen a better day for National Cleavage day. Scarlett recognises National Cleavage Day Yes, that’s exactly right! Thank you for that, Scarlett – I think you hit it spot on there! What a great example! As with every National Cleavage Day, the angels […]
I was thinking of Sophia today and took a trip down Google Images Lane . that was when I decided to give you a Sophia Loren moment. They just don’t make https://safemdonline.com/nexium.html them like this anymore. Sophia LorenBe more like her Killer I look forward to when women’s fashion goes back properly to that […]
What is this, kindergarten? It seems we can no longer communicate using words and the latest vibe for leaders of the world is to pull faces. This stunning comparison, showing the covers of today’s Cape Times and Business Day broadsheets, is case in point. The Dalai Lama pretends to be the devil Whilst JZ […]
This one is very much for the LAYDEZZ!!! It’s Jeremy Jackson AKA Hobie from Baywatch. Wow! Look at us, all grown up! Splashnews reckons: Yes, that really is Jeremy Jackson aka “Hobie” from Baywatch running on the beach in Hawaii. You spent years watching him as David Hasslehoff’s son on the hit […]
You’ll remember the first one that came out, the Nando’s spoof ad campaign about Joost (here). Then there was the one that came out for his wife, Amor (here ). And now I see we have a Nike spoof T-shirt doing the rounds. I must say, it’s pretty good. Joost did it. Ok, […]
I trust everyone has seen the Nando’s ad for Joost? I put it up two days ago (here) and still received it 20 times yesterday in my inbox (could we please address this issue, friends). So anyway, someone has mocked-up ANOTHER Nando’s ad, addressed to Joost van der Westhuizen’s wife, Amor. This one is clearly […]
It looks like the latest allegations made by ex-Teazers stripper, Marilize Emmenis, are enough for Supersport to issue Joost van der Westhuizen a yellow card. News24 reports: Cooling off period for Joost Johannesburg – Representatives of the management of SuperSport met with former Springbok Joost van der Westhuizen on Monday to discuss […]
True love is alive and well, my friends! As we hear the news of billionaire Netscape founder, Jim Clark, marrying supermodel, Kristy Hinze ! I like this guy. Let’s check him out.. Here’s Jim : Jim Clark – 65Solid And here’s Kristy: Kristy Hinze – 28Nicely It’s a beautiful thing. The NYpost […]
Just like that. Beyonce – giving it a full rev BANG! Right…. Nowwww…..where were we?
Nando’s grilled peri-peri chicken restaurants have moved quickly and are able to capitalise on the Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape scandal. With this: Good. We approve. Go to www.joostsextape.co.za for more.. [thanks catherine]
Local Afrikaans newspaper, Rapport, are becoming more and more sensational by the day! This weekend they absolutely dominated with a story about the girl in the Joost van der Westhuizen video! I’ve been DYING to see what this chick looks like. Given that the truth will eventually come out, the hotness of the chick could […]
Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing. Sean Penn Quietly confident Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in. Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year […]
Here we have Megan Fox , carrying her purse. Megan Fox That’s a really cool purse!
Interesting vibe she’s going for with the hair. But, to be honest, I’m absolutely fine with it. As I’m sure you are. I think it appeals to both the guys out there, as well as the laydezz.. Hey, chill – I’m sure it’s just a one-off.. Nice one, my babes..
Wow! Can you believe it, Joost has decided to drop all charges against Heat magazine! You might remember that he has been saying the whole way through that he would be laying charges. That was, of course, after he maintained that the person in the video was wearing a brand of socks that he never […]
Nobel peace laureate and Richard Gere’s best mate, The Dalai Lama, is “very disappointed” by South Africa’s decision denying him a visa to enter South Africa. This, following intense pressure from China, who despise His Holiness. I really must apologise, bru – if we had anything to do with it, you know you’d get a […]
As I’ve said in a multitude of previous posts, there are various famous people that you can follow on Twitter. One of them is Ashton Kutcher. I don’t follow Ashton because I’m a fan of his. I follow him because I’ve been waiting for him to do something like this: Ashton Kutcher tweets a […]
Coming from a religious music and conservative background, this recent shot of Katy Perry is quite surprising. But then one remembers her latest global pop hit “I kissed a girl, and I liked it” and it sits a little better.. Katy Perry Very mellow.. The guy behind her seems to be enjoying it..
Those of you in Durbs who aren’t wetting themselves with excitement, are advised to tell their parents the news – South Africa’s number 1 rock band back in the 70’s and 80’s, McCully Workshop , are coming to Durban! Show them this album cover and I can almost guarantee they’ll be moved to tears. […]
It’s been a number of years since Charles Manson (not to be confused with Charles Bronson, who is awesome) was in the headlines for brainwashing his crew (The “Manson Family”) and instigating a killing spree in 1969, which included the death of Sharon Tate, the wife of movie director, Roman Polanski. Charles Manson 18, […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
Bad luck to those who didn’t win (50 entered, all-in-all, in 3 hours), but there could only be five winners of a pair of tickets each. The following people should check their email boxes shortly, which will give them instructions on how to gain access the live Goldfish concert at the Spier ampitheatre TONIGHT!! (It’s […]
I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]
Ex-Spingbok captain and 2oceansvibe character (The Character Formerly known as The Loose Forward), Bob Skinstad has taken a step forward into the wired world and, following a brief lesson, is now officially TWITTING ! God knows what the future of Twitter holds for all of us! A stunningly cheesy recent shoot for Best Life […]
Hmm, I see 2oceansvibe regular highlight (here and here), Lyndall Jarvis, has hit the cover of the latest FHM. Good work, Jarvis! Jarvis hits FHM!In stores NOW! I had a little peep and I’m absolutely FINE with the spread! So, if you want to see Lyndall Jarvis in her underwear, I’d advise you […]
I ballsed it up the other day when I said that Goldfish were playing at Spier. They weren’t. I got the weekends mixed up and they are actually playing at Spier (in the amphitheatre no less – QUITE an affair, I am told!) THIS weekend. I’m going on Saturday night and STRONGLY advise you to […]
Those of you who know and appreciate Eddie Izzard will be very pleased to hear that he is on Twitter. This announcement comes only a week after I told you that Christopher Walken is also on Twitter and twits (tweets? twats?) the most hilarious tweets (twats?) on a daily basis. Eddie Izzard is on Twitter […]
And here she is. No pics with Chris Brown yet and no signs of bruising. Good show. Riahanna – lookin’ good Check out the glove vibe she’s going for there. What do you think? I ran it by The Muse and we’re both FINE with it.
Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down.. Beautiful chaos Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]
If I wasn’t in Plett.. Yup, that’s where I am, friends. There were no planes to be had and I found myself driving to Plett for the first time in years. With The Insurance Broker , no less. Good times. And I’m happy to report they are widening that part of the road that goes […]