Celebrities

Goldfish Killed It Yesterday [VIDEO & PICS]

15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

If you missed out on the Goldfish show yesterday at Central Park, all I can say is shame. There was simply nothing more important happening yesterday in Cape Town.

The weather – hot, the beer – cold, the bikinis – plentiful, the moustaches – outstanding.

Gwyneth’s Nervous Debut At The CMA’s [VIDEO]

15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow gave her first live country music performance at the CMAs, singing the theme song for her upcoming movie, ‘Country Strong’. Is it just me, or does she look a tad nervous? There’s a lot of blinking going on. And let’s not mention the unplugged guitar. Strum it hard, Gwyny!

Gordon Ramsay Tears Into Father-In-Law In Open Letter, Gets Sued

12 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

Celebrity chef and master of self-expression, Gordon Ramsay, just cannot catch a break. After recently having his Cape Town restaurant shut down, he was then going to be litigated by Sol Kerzner. Now, weirdly, after sacking his father in law, Chris Hutcheson, his wife’s family are not very agreeable.

Hugh Hefner Pulls A Willy Wonka

11 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Hidden somewhere between the not-yet-sticky pages of 200,000 issues of this Friday’s edition of Playboy are 10 ‘Golden Tickets’ to the annual Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Playboy Mansion, in a move inspired by Willy Wonka. We have yet to confirm whether or not there’ll be orange midgets at this party too.

The TRON: LEGACY Trailer

10 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Have I explained why you should forget about everything else being released this year and get excited about Tron: Legacy? I haven’t? Jeeze, I’m sorry, that’s my bad. This movie has Jeff Bridges and Olivia Wilde in it. It’s also the sequel to the film that defined your childhood’s idea of how ‘cyberspace’ worked. Daft Punk is doing the soundtrack. Do you need more time?

OK Go’s Toasty New Video

10 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments

Just last week we reported how Myspace was repositioning itself as a “social entertainment platform”. As if to prove us right, they’ve only gone and exclusively previewed the brilliant new OK Go music video featuring 2,430 slices of toast in one of the most epic stop-motion animations I’ve seen in a long time.

The Battle Of The Michael Caine Impressions: Steve Coogan vs Rob Brydon [VIDEO]

09 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

The BBC has a new show called The Trip, which features two of Britain’s greatest comedians, Gavin & Stacey’s Rob Brydon and Alan Partridge’s Steve Coogan. In this clip, the two try to outdo each other with their Michael Caine impressions and the result is further proof that no one does comedy quite like the Brits.

Leaked Naked Jessica Alba Cellphone Pictures

08 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

So Jess took some pics while she was pregnant and sent them to her beau, Cash Warren. Somehow those pics were intercepted and have appeared on the internet. Instead of you having to scrounge around, we thought we would make your job a bit easier. So you can check them out after the jump (NSFW).

Found Footage Friday: John Lydon Interview, C.A. ’78

05 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

It’s Friday, you should look at this. A classy young John Lydon walks through London in proto-hipster gear, talking about the disintegration of the Sex Pistols and general punk things. He knew the vibe.

The Handsome Men’s Club

03 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

I want to say that this is one for the laydezz but I must be honest, most guys’ will want to watch this too. Just imagine Jimmy Kimmel, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravits, Ben Affleck, Matthew McConaughey, McDreamy and a few other surprises all in one video. [VIDEO]

Die Antwoord Are Seriously Unhappy With Sean Metelerkamp [VIDEO] [UPDATED]

01 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments

Die Antwoord’s frontman, Ninja (or Waddy Jones, depending on how old you are), has posted a scathing attack on former band photographer and film maker Sean Metelerkamp and the company he works for, Harry & Co. I smell a publicity stunt.

Taylor Swift’s Wax Model Fails At Looking Like Taylor Swift

29 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Taylor Swift is a “country music sensation” who I have had the privilege of never having heard.
After initially achieving fame via Kanye West’s ego, she now also has the dubious honour of being the celebrity with the Madame Tussauds wax model that looks least like her.

The Wolf Of Wall Street LIVE In The 2ov Radio Studio This Morning

29 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Some might say he is a villain, to others he is a hero. Say what you want about Jordan Belfort – his story is phenomenal. Which is probably why ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ became a bestseller the moment it went to print. He was a multimillionaire at 26 and was in jail at 36. Fill in the gaps with yachts, jets, parties, drugs and high-class hookers. Catch him live on-air this morning! Follow link to tune in.

2ov EXCLUSIVE – The New Goldfish Video

28 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments

We promised we would get it to you first, and we weren’t lying! This video has taken things to the next level. I don’t know what the guy who made it was smoking, but it looks like it might be pretty expensive stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new Goldfish music video – GET BUSY LIVING!

Model Agency Making Waves In Mosselbay – Gemini Models

27 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments

Positioning themselves as “A Porthole To The Model World” I was very impressed when I came across the Gemini Models website, when strolling through the internet the other day. Praise should certainly be given to the owner, Frieda (of Gemeni Solutions) who has not only targeted a specific niche in the market, but is absolutely nailing it too! These guys could teach the Cape Town agencies a thing or two..

A Look Ahead: Seth Rotherham Interviews Jeannie D And Loyiso In The Year 2050

26 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

With the help of modern technology, I was able to jet into the future and conduct an interview with SA celebrities, Jeannie D and Loyiso! This interview should only be for publication in 2050, but I thought I would give you a taste anyway! And my goodness, have things changed around here! It seems Jeannie […]

The Roles They Lost

26 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

It has been made pretty public that Mel is not chuffed that he lost is role in The Hangover 2 to Liam Neeson. But just how many roles have the big names lost without us knowing about it?

David Hasselhoff Covers Madonna

26 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment

It kills me to admit this, but I was not aware that The Hoff had covered a Madonna song! And not just ANy song – he covered La Isla Bonita – possibly one of her more hilarious tunes! The entire spectacle and magic that David Hasselhoff offers the world is so great that I doubt we will ever be able to fathom it in its entirety. Enjoy this mere drop in the ocean that is The Hoff!

Zach Galifianakis gets interviewed Galifianakiscally.

25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Here we have Galifianakis getting interviewed by radio host Gordon Keith to promote It’s Kind Of A Funny Story – and the awkward pauses and non sequiturs should be familiar to those of you keeping up with your 2oceans assignments.

Meet Zach Galifianakis’ Twin Brother

25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

With The Hangover 2 being filmed I thought it only appropriate that we get to know a bit more about the main actor Zach Galifianakis. Meet his twin brother, Seth Galifianakis.

Bitten By A Radioactive Angel

25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

We love mary jane. Spider-Man loves Mary Jane. We love Spider-Man. In particular, we love Emma Stone, the angel from Zombieland and Superbad, who’ll be playing Peter Parker’s love interest in the rebooted Spider-Man film.

There are some pictures of her. You might want to keep your web shooters handy.

Night of Too Many Stars

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Steve Carell and Chris Rock's Special Auction Items Pt. 2

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Ugly Americans New Episodes

Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Night of Too Many Stars

Chris Rock Gives It For Charity

25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

What could be better than having Chris Rock verbally abuse your ex for breaking up with you? Nothing! Especially when he begins with, “You dirty motherf_ _ _er…”

One Man Wolfpack, Zach Galifianakis, Gets Mel Gibson Kicked Off Hangover Sequel

25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Mel Gibson has been understandably quiet recently. Just as soon as he was announced as having a cameo in the sequel to 2009’s The Hangover, the actor has been dropped from the role because the cast and crew hate him.

Goldfish LIVE In London Next Friday – 29th October!

21 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Ex-pats and poms alike should be aware that The Blonde and Baby Jesus are blessing Great Britain with their presence in just over a week. That’s right, my love, Goldfish are coming to London – and it’s gonna be a MASSIVE gig! The show is so close to being sold-out that I shifted this article forward by one week. Best you move. Click to Get Busy Living!

That Bieber Kid’s Memoirs Read By Legendary Thespian

20 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

The legendary Canadian actor, Gordon Pinsent, reads us his favorite parts from musical monolith Justin Bieber’s memoirs. Bieber has a tremendous amount to say about his 16 years of experience, and we are grateful for his sharing with us.

Kanye West’s Album Cover Just Got Banned

18 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments

Lyrical wordsmith, voice of a generation and gay fish, Kanye West has confirmed on Twitter that the cover art for his upcoming album has mercifully been banned. Although at least one rapper has presumably described the cover as “the greatest album artwork of all time. OF ALL TIME!”

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis from Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis Between The Ferns

15 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments

Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded. Damn you have to love it!

Sarky Parky Brands Brand Bland

14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

In a story with the headline I’ve waited my whole life to write, the future Mr Katy Perry has been referred to as “pointless” by one of Britain’s most celebrated talk show hosts and, perhaps most crushingly, had his talents compared to those of an acting dog.

Princess Leia Did Cocaine On The Ice Planet

13 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment

In an announcement that has shocked no one, a Hollywood actress has admitted to using cocaine. What is interesting, however, is that this particular Hollywood actress is Carrie Fisher and she admits to using the drug while filming the second Star Wars film, The Empire Strikes Back, on the set of the Ice Planet. The Empire Strikes Back? More like Return of the Get High! Am I right? Zing!