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Celebrities
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David Hasselhoff Covers Madonna
26 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
It kills me to admit this, but I was not aware that The Hoff had covered a Madonna song! And not just ANy song – he covered La Isla Bonita – possibly one of her more hilarious tunes! The entire spectacle and magic that David Hasselhoff offers the world is so great that I doubt we will ever be able to fathom it in its entirety. Enjoy this mere drop in the ocean that is The Hoff!
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Zach Galifianakis gets interviewed Galifianakiscally.
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Here we have Galifianakis getting interviewed by radio host Gordon Keith to promote It’s Kind Of A Funny Story – and the awkward pauses and non sequiturs should be familiar to those of you keeping up with your 2oceans assignments.
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Meet Zach Galifianakis’ Twin Brother
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
With The Hangover 2 being filmed I thought it only appropriate that we get to know a bit more about the main actor Zach Galifianakis. Meet his twin brother, Seth Galifianakis.
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Bitten By A Radioactive Angel
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We love mary jane. Spider-Man loves Mary Jane. We love Spider-Man. In particular, we love Emma Stone, the angel from Zombieland and Superbad, who’ll be playing Peter Parker’s love interest in the rebooted Spider-Man film.
There are some pictures of her. You might want to keep your web shooters handy.
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Night of Too Many Stars Thursday, October 21, 2010 Steve Carell and Chris Rock's Special Auction Items Pt. 2 Ugly Americans New Episodes Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Night of Too Many Stars Chris Rock Gives It For Charity
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
What could be better than having Chris Rock verbally abuse your ex for breaking up with you? Nothing! Especially when he begins with, “You dirty motherf_ _ _er…”
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One Man Wolfpack, Zach Galifianakis, Gets Mel Gibson Kicked Off Hangover Sequel
25 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mel Gibson has been understandably quiet recently. Just as soon as he was announced as having a cameo in the sequel to 2009’s The Hangover, the actor has been dropped from the role because the cast and crew hate him.
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Goldfish LIVE In London Next Friday – 29th October!
21 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ex-pats and poms alike should be aware that The Blonde and Baby Jesus are blessing Great Britain with their presence in just over a week. That’s right, my love, Goldfish are coming to London – and it’s gonna be a MASSIVE gig! The show is so close to being sold-out that I shifted this article forward by one week. Best you move. Click to Get Busy Living!
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That Bieber Kid’s Memoirs Read By Legendary Thespian
20 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The legendary Canadian actor, Gordon Pinsent, reads us his favorite parts from musical monolith Justin Bieber’s memoirs. Bieber has a tremendous amount to say about his 16 years of experience, and we are grateful for his sharing with us.
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Kanye West’s Album Cover Just Got Banned
18 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Lyrical wordsmith, voice of a generation and gay fish, Kanye West has confirmed on Twitter that the cover art for his upcoming album has mercifully been banned. Although at least one rapper has presumably described the cover as “the greatest album artwork of all time. OF ALL TIME!”
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Bruce Willis Between The Ferns
15 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded. Damn you have to love it!
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Sarky Parky Brands Brand Bland
14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
In a story with the headline I’ve waited my whole life to write, the future Mr Katy Perry has been referred to as “pointless” by one of Britain’s most celebrated talk show hosts and, perhaps most crushingly, had his talents compared to those of an acting dog.
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Princess Leia Did Cocaine On The Ice Planet
13 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
In an announcement that has shocked no one, a Hollywood actress has admitted to using cocaine. What is interesting, however, is that this particular Hollywood actress is Carrie Fisher and she admits to using the drug while filming the second Star Wars film, The Empire Strikes Back, on the set of the Ice Planet. The Empire Strikes Back? More like Return of the Get High! Am I right? Zing!
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2ov Exclusive: New Goldfish Music Video Trailer! ‘Get Busy Living’
11 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I don’t know what the guy who makes the Goldfish music videos is smoking, but the results are bloody marvelous! Where do you get your stuff?
Check out this trailer from their new music video for the new hit single ‘Get Busy Living!’
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Solid Gold – Banksy Does The Simpsons
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Famed and cultishly-revered British street artist, Banksy, has struck gold. He story-boarded and animated the intro for this Simpsons episode, and it is appropriately entertaining. What a lot of people don’t know, though, is that he used the 2oceansvibe HQ as a real-world inspiration for some of the intro scenes. Guess which ones. [VIDEO]
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Candice Swanepoel Stars In New Victoria’s Secret ‘Sexy Little Fantasies’ Range
08 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Well I couldn’t think of a better way to get the weekend started than with a browse over the new Victoria’s Secret range, entitled ‘Sexy Little Fantasies.’ Naturally, it stars 2oceansvibe favourite and South Africa’s very own Candice Swanepoel!
And she’s so multi-talented too. Not only is she skilled at the ways of the cowgirl, but also the air hostess, sailor, kitty, nurse, bride and more! See the rest after the jump!
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Justin Bieber Kicked Off Facebook
08 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Justin Bieber, the runt who says he’s the Kurt Cobain of our generation, published his memoirs at age 15 and has discovered the only hairstyle that can actually ruin my day has been kicked off Facebook. Wait, what?
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Take It To The Grave
06 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
If you knew you were going to die, what would you take with you to the grave…literally? I think I would take a cellphone, just in case…
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Mara Louw Admits Being Drunk On Air
06 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Monday evening’s episode of Idols SA was the standard mix of tepid content, low production values, and a small group of talented vocalists vainly struggling against a tide of disinterested public, average backing tracks, and of course, inebriated judges.
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What If Hot Celebs Were Overweight?
06 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Olsen twins have started eating! And they are not the only one’s who seemed to have gained a massive amount of wait.
Check out who else is a fatty boom-boom after the jump.
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50 Cent Does Not Like Gay People
05 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Part-time homophobe and full-time joke, 50 Cent (or Curtis James Jackson to his grandmother) has refused to apologise for an apparent anti-gay rant on his Twitter page.
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Randall Abrahams Sobs
05 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African media’s most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA’s Got Talent.
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The Censorship Cat: Busty
05 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mariah Carey isn’t exactly humble when exhibiting her lady lumps. So how does one reconcile the flaunting of flesh, international stardom and conservative countries? Answer: Censorship by cat. Beware. Awesomeness after the jump.
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Never Cheat On A Comedian
04 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I can imagine that the big worry when divorcing a comedian is having your private life dragged on stage for the world to ridicule. Doubly so if your name is Annelise Holland and you’ve been caught cheating on your comedian husband less than a year after your wedding.
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Monday Morning Spice – Save Time, Be Smarter
04 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Heidi Klum Says Goodbye Heidi Klum Hangs Up Her Wings – After more than a decade of representing one of the sexiest and well-known brands on the planet, supermodel Heidi Klum is hanging up her angel wings. Klum will no longer be one of the faces of lingerie giant, Victoria’s Secret. “All good things have […]
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Dave Levinsohn Robs Bob Skinstad
01 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
One of the highlights of the Bobs For Good Spring Ball was the video of Dave Levinsohn breaking in to Bob Skinstad’s house and stealing his shoes. The organisers finally put the video up on the web so that you can see it too! Absolute hilarity – check it out! Those same shoes appeared on […]
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STEVE HOFMEYR STILL ALIENATING HIS CREDIBILITY
29 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Tape: Doesn’t help Die Pompmasjien ry nog weer! Steve Hofmeyr, a South African “music artist” best known for extreme fertility singing Neil Diamond covers and accusing South Africans of lacking originality in the same breath, has proffered his cutting insight on yet another weighty topic.
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EFFECTS OF BIEBER’S VISIT ALREADY FELT IN THE MOTHER CITY
28 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Scores of dead pigeons lay strewn across the Table Bay Boulevard in Cape Town on the weekend, metres from the Cape Town International Convention Centre. A report has indicated that while the birds were initially thought to have suffered from a mass bout of the deadly avine Newcastle’s Respiratory Disease (no relation to the mining […]
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OUR COUNTRY IS TAINTED
23 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Justin Bieber arrived in Johannesburg this morning. Heat magazine caught the horror unfolding on film. Mass hysteria has been reported in the greater Gauteng area, as the great walking insect zapper carves a swathe of destruction along the Ben Schoeman highway. Droves of moth-like recently pubescent girls are reportedly flinging themselves at his moving vehicle. […]
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THE ARGUS RUNS THE BOBS FOR GOOD MALEMA STORY
16 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Remember that story we ran yesterday about Bob Skinstad’s foundation ‘Bobs For Good’ following through on Julius Malema’s broken promise? You’ll recall we included an old newspaper article about Malema’s 19-month old promise to the kids and mentioned the fact that the Bobs For Good Foundation had unwittingly made good his lies. We even called […]
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‘BOBS FOR GOOD’ FOUNDATION FULFILLS MALEMA’S EMPTY PROMISES
14 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
When the news came through that the Bobs for Good Foundation had delivered 282 pairs of shoes to Makanyu Primary school in the rural village of Hampego in Limpopo, I was sure that the school’s name had come up in the press before. So I did a little research and, sure enough, the school HAD […]
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