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Celebrities
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Smith & Smith Spotted At Caprice
08 Jan 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Having never met before, SA cricket captain, Graeme Smith and SA surf champ, Jordy Smith, finally met at Cafe Caprice this week. Apparently they were downing 2oceansvibe cocktails all night. Because that’s how they….? *Have you spotted any celebs around town? Send ’em through and you will be rewarded 😉
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Britney Spears Wants You To Hold It Against Her
07 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Britney Spears’s latest single, “Hold It Against Me” leaked on the internet. I gave it a listen. It’s doef-doef with Britney singing about rubbing up on someone accompanied by some catchy backing tracks. Nothing new and we’ll probably hear it a million times the next 100 weeks or so. What is surprising though, is the unidentified woman in the artwork released with the single.
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Josh Groban Sings Kanye West’s Tweets [VIDEO]
05 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When you hear the name Josh Groban, the violin line from “You Raise Me Up” starts wilting away in your head, hey? That’s because that was the only song that guy frigging sang for about two years. But hey, all power too him – the man is fabulously succesful nowadays. And with all that record […]
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RIP Gerry Rafferty
05 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
RIP Gerry Rafferty, composer and performer of the 1978 hit, Baker Street, best known for its iconic sax line.
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Russell Brand Tweets Hideous Visage Of Katy Perry
03 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
Katy Perry is widely regarded as one of the world’s most beautiful women. Russell Brand has shattered that perception. There really is something to be said for the argument that social media should not breach the boundaries of a man and wife’s marriage bed. Click the link to see what I’m talking about.
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Joost van der Westhuizen Shopping For Reputation
03 Jan 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Joost van der Westhuizen’s role-model reputation in South Africa is shot to pieces. The man must be acutely aware of that fact, because you don’t just waltz into a toy store and drop forty grand on toys for homeless children without either checking with your book keeper, or your PR agent, first.
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The Stig Is Baby Jesus? Someone Didn’t Get The Memo
31 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
Christians everywhere, present company included, are feeling various levels of indignity, ranging from mild irksomeness to apoplectic rage, and they’re directing those emotions toward the much beloved BBC television show, Top Gear. The show depicted the Stig as Baby Jesus, which is just plain wrong. We already know Baby Jesus, and he;s not the Stig.
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Gillette Ends Tiger Endorsement Deal
24 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This time last year Tiger Woods was embroiled in that infamous scandal, which had the vultures at the tabloids clicking their poison pens. A year later and the safety razor group known by 99% of the facial hair-growing community as Gillette, is cutting all ties. Hank Moody gets away with the odd dalliance, but the world’s most renowned golfer is still reeling.
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Jacques Gets His Swagger Back
21 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
This is a cautionary tale. You get new hair, and your life will change. This is the news: Jacques Kallis crashed his Audi R8 (excellent taste, JK) supercar into his neighbour’s gate at 02h30 this morning. Now let it be known, hair implants will increase your self-confidence to dangerous levels.
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Lady Gaga Mutilates Santa [VIDEO]
20 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
First she tries to bite his head off but her flimsy little jaw can’t manage then she puts him under her stiletto and rams his fluffy head into the stage. Getting emotional here. Everybody’s cheering then the Gaga woman screams ”I hate the Holidays!” at the top of her lungs. Full on tears now. I’m crying.
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Kardashian Mayhem
20 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
American reality TV and sex-tape star Kim Kardashian poses for fans at the Rand Club in Johannesburg. Kim and her sister Khloe are in the country for the launch of Brutal Fruit’s new flavour called ‘Cherry Porn Cranberry.’ (Photo by Gallo Images/City Press/Lucky Nxumalo)
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Kim Kardashian Thinks We’re “Totally Tubular”
20 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim and sis Khloe were stranded in Cape Town on the weekend and tweeted about it throughout their ordeal. There were talk of peeing, cries for help and a surreal tubular reference.
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Just Jinjer LIVE At Dunes – Like You Madly
19 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We quietly dominated Dunes in Hout Bay for Ard Matthews and Just Jinjer’s ninth-year-in-a-row performance on Saturday afternoon. And what a killer day it was. The mussels were great, the babes were awesome, and band was just sublime. They played all the hits – new and old. Including one of my faves, Like You Madly – check the video!
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Merry Titmas
15 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
My, was I surprised by the results when I typed “christmas tree” “tits” into Google Images. There’s one with a guy stealing a tree, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears next to what could be a Christmas tree or just some tree and a card that says, ‘Merry Titmas’. Listen to me rambling on. Why don’t I just show you.
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Oh Hey, Just Unicycling Across The Country, No Big Deal
14 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Unicycling has arguably been around since there have been wheels and chairs. That’s just science. Charity has been around for a pretty long time too. So it’s fitting that these two ancient disciplines would come together in the Counter Balance ‘Freedom Revolution Tour,’ which is raising funds to provide disadvantaged school kids with shoes.
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Ozzy Speaks For All of Us [VIDEO]
13 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ozzy Osbourne is what’s right with the world. We’ve seen him drunk, we’ve seen him high, we’ve seen him possessed. He’s met the Queen and bit off a bat’s head. He’s a role model without equal and here he is summing up what we’re all thinking in six glowing words. Watch what happens when he’s asked his opinion on Justin Bieber.
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Tommy Lee Demands SeaWorld Stop ‘Interfering’ With Killer Whales Using Cow Parts
10 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
God, some headlines just write themselves. Happy Friday, by the way. PETA member and Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has angrily written SeaWorld protesting their apparent use of killer whale Tilikum as a “chief sperm bank,” collecting ‘deposits’ with “a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.” What happened, Tommy Lee? You used to not be crazy.
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Emma Stone: Still Attractive, Still A Shining Light In Otherwise Awful World
08 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So this is sort of interesting – some photos have appeared of Emma Stone with her new blonde get-up, in preparation for the Gwen Stacey role in Spider-Man Whatever. What’s interesting is that a number of people have commented on how much she looks like a Steve Ditko character – Ditko being Spider-Man’s co-creator.
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Julian Assange Is Worse Than The Klu Klux Klan
08 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
PayPal, the online payments service that recently bitched out and froze the account of Wikileaks, citing terms of use violations completely unrelated to the recent US diplomatic cables leaks, has some interesting clientelle that it hasn’t dropped yet – the KKK, for instance.
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The Blonde Rocks The D-Beam [VIDEO]
06 Dec 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I rocked my ass off on Friday night at the MINI Countryman launch in Cape Town. The Blonde and Baby Jesus from Goldfish were playing and everyone was pretty mesmerised at the vibes they were throwing on the “Roland MC-909.” It looked like some kind of invisible magic. Dom says it is called a D-Beam.” […]
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Make Your Parties More Exciting With The Magic Of Photoshop
02 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Holiday party photos are boring. imgur user Everet Hiller make them more fun with fake celebrities! “My wife and I have a holiday party every year and every year when I send out the photos I add famous people to the images,” he says. Which is great, because now I have a legitimate reason to look through a complete stranger’s holiday photos on the internet.
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Wanted Dead, Alive Or Not On Twitter
01 Dec 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Kim Kardashian is dead. Not really. I know, I also got excited but the fact is she’s just pretending to be dead to raise money for people affected by Aids in Africa and India, specifically. Today is World AIDS Day. Make a note of that.
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Dirty Skirts Today On 2oceansvibe Radio
30 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Today’s 2oceansvibe Radio line up is pretty spicy.
We have the Dirty Skirts in at 09h30, chased by the editor of Playboy South Africa, washed down with a little Sex In The Mother City with Doctor D. It’s basically all about prescribed psychotherapeutic drugs, sex, and rock n’ roll on 2oceansvibe Radio this morning.
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The Interview That Made Kanye’s Media Trainer Quit After Three Days [VIDEO]
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’re certainly no stranger to the clustercuss that is Kanye West. We’ve recently discussed the banning of his questionable album cover and now we bring you the interview that caused his media trainer to quit after just three days on the job.
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‘Cowboys & Aliens’ Is Going To Make Cowboys and Harrison Ford Cool Again
18 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
The teaser trailer for Cowboys & Aliens is out. The title may be a little worrisome for you, and maybe you’re afraid that, with Harrison Ford being there, this is going to be some sort of Morning-Glory-esque weep-fest starring Rachel McAdams. I put it to you that this movie is going to be the best thing in your life when it gets released.
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Just Jinjer Hurting Kirstenbosch On Sunday
17 Nov 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you missed last year’s concert you must feel like a real plonker. Especially when everyone told you that it was one of the greatest days of their lives. Even Ard Matthews thinks it was their greatest concert ever. What’s more, Just Jinjer want to better last year and kill it again. Thus Sunday, Kirstenbosch […]
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The Inevitable Adriaan Bergh, Mr South Africa Parody [VIDEO]
17 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 11 Comments
It didn’t take long for the inevitable parodies of our Mr South Africa hero, Adriaan Bergh, to start travelling the interwebs. While this latest Mr South Africa wannabe certainly has potential, he unfortunately lacks the fifth and most important characteristic that we look for in a Mr South Africa which is, of course, access to a golf cart.
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The Prince Finally Proposes
16 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Prince William proposed to his lady. She said yes. He will become king. She will become queen. Bid farewell to any hopes of a moderately normal life, Kate. Yours is all polo, stifled conversation, funny clothing and sex scandals from now on. On the up side, you will be living in a palace for the vast majority of it.
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Branson Becomes An Air Stewardess
16 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At the beginning of the Formula One season, Richard Branson and the owner of low-cost Malaysian airline AirAsia and the F1 team currently known as Lotus, Tony Fernandes, placed a bet that would see the one whose F1 team lost serve as a stewardess on the winner’s airline. Branson lost the bet!
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Batman Sequel To Star Two Attractive Ladies To Make Up For Heath Ledger’s Absence
15 Nov 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Chris Nolan, auteur behind the no-longer-embarassing Batman franchise, has started gearing up for the third installment of the rebooted series – The Dark Knight Rises. Apparently Nolan wants two female leads this time, just to rub it in Katie Holmes’ face. Potential candidates and gallery after the jump.
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