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Celebrities
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen – Adorably Racist [VIDEO]
01 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all watched that television series Full House when we were younger. We all loved it and it was one of the funniest and happiest times of our young television lives. The twins were, well, adorable and made us laugh out loud quite regularly, but they might need to explain this one.
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Watch The Full-Length The Hangover: Part II Trailer
01 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Well hello there, movie trailer. You’re looking pretty fine. What’s that? You’re a trailer for The Hangover: Part II? Well I guess that’s pretty — and you’re the first full length trailer? Oh, you’re a tease. That’s what you are. I guess that pretty much takes care of the rest of my Friday.
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Branding Is Important: Get An Eckō Tattoo, Get A 20% Discount For Life
01 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This sounds sort of like every dystopian sci-fi film ever, but okay. If, for whatever reason, you felt like you needed 20% off of Eckō-brand apparel for life, you could totally make that happen by getting an Eckō tattoo somewhere on your body. It’s a coupon that never expires!
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Katy Perry’s Video For “E.T.” Featuring Kanye Has Landed
01 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
It’s Friday and I like to share on Fridays. So in that spirit, Here’s Katy Perry’s new video for “E.T.” from her album “Teenage Dream”. Enjoy.
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Who Can Party Harder? Rob Lowe Vs Charlie Sheen
30 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Um, I think by now we ALL know the answer to that one. West Wing actor Rob Lowe has admitted to Vanity Fair that he and Charlie Sheen used to compete about who could jol the hardest and still show up for a full day’s work the next morning.
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Ron Jeremy Has His Own Rum Brand And I’m Not Sure How To Feel About That
30 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ron Jeremy markets a rum brand called Ron Jeremy. If you know who Ron Jeremy is, accept that you’re sort of curious and click through to know more; if you don’t, please believe me when I say it’s better to be ignorant about this kind of thing.
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Tesla Sues Top Gear
30 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Some time ago Top Gear aired a show in which the Tesla Roadster electric car was put through it’s paces. It ran out of electricity, and then had to be pushed back into the garage. Tesla said the test was rigged, and they plan on getting even.
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Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch Is Tanking Pretty Hard
30 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
This, apparently, is what happens when you let Zack Snyder write his own script without any male genitalia to jiggle in slow-motion – $19 million on the opening weekend of an $89 million film. This means Sucker Punch opened behind ‘Diary of A Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules,’ the sequel to a film nobody watched.
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Watkin Tudor Jones Nando’s Commercial – Before He Became Ninja From Die Antwoord
29 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There is no doubt Watkin Tudor Jones has worked hard to get where he is – joining the throng of thousands of South Africans that queue everyday at TV castings – hoping to make it big. Check out this classic Nando’s ad featuring Waddy and Marc Lottering.
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Watch ‘The Bang-Bang Club’ Trailer
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
This looks to be pretty rad – a look at the the lives of four photojournalists working in South African townships between 1990 and 1994, based on the book of the same name written by two of the original group. Unfortunate accents aside, the cast and crew are looking pretty rad. Checkit.
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Zef Side One Of The Best On The Internet
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Die Antwoord’s “Zef Side” has been chosen by the Guggenheim Foundation, the people who decide who’s who in contemporary art, as one of the top 25 videos on the internet in the last two years.
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Prince William Holds Secret Stag Do
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There were even rumours of a planned party in Cape Town at one stage, but it appears nothing more than a low key gig went down for Wills this weekend. It has emerged that his stag do took place at home on Mud Island too, reportedly on a friend’s estate in Norfolk.
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This Is How Cool It Is To Be Willie Nelson
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Willie Nelson is just…awesome. No, really. He totally rocks those two braids. And let’s also not forget admission – live – on the Larry King Show to being stoned. His latest stunt involves getting off marijuana charges in exchange for a performance in court. Like I said: Awesome.
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‘Tennis Girl’ Reveals Herself 35 Years Later
25 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Hey, you guys know that photo, right? The one with the tennis-playing girl lifting up the back of her skirt in a way that’s sort of sexy but also obliviously enough for people to call it art, rather than sexy-tennis-photography? It’s by Martin Elliot, who died recently, so the model’s decided to let us know who she is.
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Castro Resigns Cuban Communist Party Leadership, Everybody Realizes He’s Still Alive
25 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Fidel Castro has popped up in public to remind us that he isn’t dead yet, and to let us know that he isn’t in charge of the Cuban Communist Party. And hasn’t been since 2006, when he let his brother take over. Fidel didn’t realize that it might be cool to let people know that it was permanent.
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Elizabeth Taylor On Marriage [VIDEO]
24 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The original WILF, then MILF, GILF, and later GGMILF, Great Dame Liz Taylor was picked up in a limousine sent from heaven yesterday. During her time on earth, it took her no less than eight marriages to realise that she’s just not cut out for it. Her response in this video when asked if she’d ever marry again is…just…epic.
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Unreleased David Bowie Album Pops Up Online
24 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I tend to die a little bit inside every time music heroes try to put out new material after they’ve peaked, but I really like David Bowie so I guess somebody up there likes me. An unreleased 2001 Bowie album called Toy made its way to the internet earlier this week.
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Important News: Zuckerberg Sets Relationship Status To “In A Relationship”!
24 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
News just in, Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook and seller of your personal information, is no longer single. The world may now breathe a collective sigh of relief. None of us could bare his loneliness for even one a moment longer.
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Kloof Street McDonalds Gets Ambushed
24 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Dave Moffat from the Dirty Skirts just sent this in. Enjoy the wording under “i’m lovin’ it” Pure quality. Thanks for that, Dave. Follow Dave on Twitter here.
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Elizabeth Taylor’s Obituarist Died In 2005
24 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
I am, on the whole, reluctant to write an article that does exactly what it says on the tin, but Elizabeth Taylor passed away yesterday, so it seems worth bringing up. Mel Gussow, the New York Times critic who put together the Liz Taylor obituary, passed away six years before she did.
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RIP, Elizabeth Taylor
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Elizabeth Taylor, one of the iconic film actresses of the 2oth century, has passed away in her California home at the age of 79. Taylor is survived by her four children (who were at her bedside in the moments prior to her death), 10 grandchildren, and four great-grandchildren.
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Shatner is 80!
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
When I was about seven or eight all I knew of William Shatner was that he was the voice of “Rescue 911”. In my ignorance I didn’t know that he was the first captain of the Enterprise, nor did I know he would one day become everyone’s favourite misogynist, Denny Crane, on “Boston Legal”.
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Stars Smile Down On Will And Kate
23 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In case you were concerned that the impending marriage between Prince William and Kate Middleton wasn’t a match made in heaven, British astrologers have now CONFIRMED that they are highly compatible and could in fact be soulmates.
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Of Course We Need A Mandela-Themed Fashion Line
18 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Oh boy. The Nelson Mandela Foundation, which is apparently under some financial stress, is launching a Mandela-themed designer line, dubbed the 46664 Apparel line. Shwe-shwe material and brightly-coloured golf shirts feature prominently, because that’s what Mandela’s about.
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Bryan Adams To Father First Child At 51
16 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Crusty rocker Bryan Adams is about to become a dad for the first time. At 51, Adams – who is responsible for nostalgic pop anthems ‘Summer of 69′ and ’18 Til I Die’ – clearly believes it’s never too late to have a happy childhood. Or, for that matter, to have a child.
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Die Antwoord Release Short Film: Umshini Wam [VIDEO]
16 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun), a short film directed by Kids writer, Harmony Korine, and starring Die Antwoord’s Ninja and Yo-Landi premiered today at the SXSW festival in Texas. The premise: Ninja and Yolandi are wheelchair-bound,dirt poor gangsters, intent on gaining more street cred by upgrading their wheelchairs for higher-end models.
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RIP Dave Brubeck Drummer Joe Morello
15 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Joe Morello, virtuoso drummer to the Dave Brubeck Quartet and contributor to such legendary recordings as Blue Ronda a la Turk and Take Five died at his New Jersey home on Saturday at the age of 82. No cause of death has yet been announced.
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Lady Gaga Gets Another Plagiarism Accusation
14 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Producers of a South Korean girl band are claiming that the egg-hatching singer has snatched parts of their song. They claim that her new single “Born This Way” shares “similarities” to one of the songs they wrote.
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Zach Galifianakis’s Monologue On SNL [VIDEO]
14 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’re all going to want to take a good look at this. Oh, Zach Galifianakis. Why can’t all chubby-hairy people be like you? Granted, the monologue is mostly spent doing regular awesome Galifianakis stand-up, but it’s very, very good stand-up. Your morning will be better for it. Go on.
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The 100 Best Comedies Of All Time
14 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Many a time have my friends and I sat down and battled with our wits, arguing over which comedy movie is the best of all time. We need no longer argue, as the good readers of College Humor have voted on what the top 100 comedies of all time are. I mostly agree , except that Anchorman is number one, fact!
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