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Celebrities
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It’s Official – Graeme Smith Is A Stallion In The Sack
17 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
A sharp-eyed 2oceansviber sent in a screenshot of a tweet posted by Graeme Smith’s irish fiance, Morgan Dean, which celebrates his prowess in bed.
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Joost Says Thanks To South Africa For The Support
16 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ex-Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, has thanked the country for all the support he’s been given since being diagnosed, last week, with Motor Neuron Disease (MND).
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Obama and Bin Laden Doppelgangers Hang Out
13 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ananias Rodrigues da Silva, the Brazilian Barack Obama lookalike, stopped by São Paulo to pay a visit to Francisco Fernandes – a bar owner who has been repeatedly harassed for his resemblance to Osama bin Laden. The two had a couple of shots and posed for photographs. It’s pretty great.
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Steve Hofmeyr Drops K-Bomb In His New Song
12 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 24 Comments
Can you hear that? It is the world’s smallest violin playing just for Steve Hofmeyr and that massive chip on his shoulder. In a new song he has written and dedicated to murdered AWB leader Eugene Terre’Blanche, called “Ons Sal Dit Oorleef”, he tackles the issue of white people being oppressed in South Africa. He also throws in the k-word. Yes, that specific one. Lyrics Inside.
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William & Kate’s Honeymoon Location Revealed [Photo Gallery]
12 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The King & Queen of the World’s honeymoon location has been revealed. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have taken themselves to the uber-exclusive Seychelles’ North Island resort. The island on Wednesday was closely monitored by three national coast guard boats, further fueling local speculation that the royal couple had chosen it as their destination. […]
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The Middleton Smut Implosion – Siblings Offered Porn Roles
11 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Following their collective rise to fame on the veil of Catherine Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, Pippa and Will Middleton have had the gory details of their private lives scrutinised with repulsive efficiency by the world’s tabloid media. It’s a textbook case of “what goes on the internet, stays on the internet”.
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Vampire Diaries Star Ian Somerhalder Is In Johannesburg
11 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
Vampire Diaries star, Ian Somerhalder (formerly of Lost) is in “Africa” – more specifically, Johannesburg – reports Channel24. Somerhalder tweeted his whereabouts at around 10h30 today.
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RIP ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ Actress Dana Wynter
10 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Man, we seem to be running out of classy damsels nowadays. Dana Wynter, 1950’s starlet, best known for starring as the token distressed heroine in low-budget science-fiction film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” died May 5 of congestive heart failure in Ojai, California. She was 79.
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Naked News Comes To South Africa
09 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Man, I’m not sure how to feel about this – I mean Naked News has been a thing worldwide for a while now, and it’s great that SA’s catching on to the idea of having attractive news anchors strip while letting you know what’s up on NASDAQ. Nevertheless, ultimately this is basically a way of subscribing to see folk naked on the internet.
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Paul McCartney Is Getting Married. Again, Again.
09 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So hey, third time lucky and all. Paul McCartney, 69, is taking another shot at that whole ‘marriage’ thing with New York socialite Nancy Shevell, 51 – there’s still a nice two-decade gap there, so Paul still gets high fives, but it’s not a creepy two-decade gap. The two met at the Hamptons in ’07.
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Gazelle Responds To Sipho Hlongwane
06 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Most of you would have caught the piece entitled Curio-Shop Afro-Motif Music: Who Will Rid Us Of This Sad Sight?, by 2oceansvibe colmnist, Sipho Hlongwane. Whilst the story was well read and received some commentary, it was only today that the article received a response from one of it’s main subjects, SA music act Gazelle. I […]
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Jay-Z Gallivants In Paris With Beyonce And His Erection [PICS]
06 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Jigga recently went gallivanting around Paris with his wife, Beyonce. Jay-Z’s penis, however, clearly felt a little left out and decided to join the festivities, as you’ll see from the pics inside. I just love Beyonce’s reaction in the photo where they are getting up from the table and she spots Jigga’s little finger pointing directly at her.
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Princess Beatrice’s Wedding Hat, Let’s Have That Chat
06 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
At approximately this time last week, Seth Rotherham, Bruce Good and I were taking in the Royal Wedding at the 2oceansvibe Media Compound when we noticed something odd. What was it? It was Princess Beatrice’s hat of course. SilverStreak has already alluded to its ridiculousness this morning. Now it’s become a Photoshop hit too.
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Homo-Erotic Nude Photos Of Kate Middleton’s Brother Emerge
06 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the things the other Middleton siblings probably didn’t prepare for, was the leaking of naked party pics which were taken before their sister become the Queen of the world. The following pics have been doing the rounds on the internet, featuring James Middleton giving it a full rev. Click link – Warning: NSFW
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Last Living World War I Combat Veteran Dies
05 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Claude Stanley Choules, the last surviving World War I combat veteran, passed away today, aged 110, in a Perth nursing home. Choules joined the Royal Navy at the age of 15, starting a military career that spanned 41 years, across both world wars. He is survived by his three children.
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Pixar Auctioning Off Props & Sketches For Japan Relief
05 May 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The nice thing about Pixar is that all of its movies make you feel warm and fuzzy inside. Charity helps people AND makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. With this in mind, Lee Unkrich, Pixar director, is letting you enjoy the indulgence of both, by auctioning off Pixar stuff for Japan aid.
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Pippa Middleton Wrapped In Toilet Paper
03 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
It’s ironic in some ways and I’ll leave that deduction up to you and your dirty mind. But for now I simply wish to report this image of Kate Middleton’s sister, Pippa, wrapped in toilet paper. To check it out enlarged, with bottles of booze lying around and a report about where it might have […]
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Prince William’s Godchild Becomes Overnight Internet Sensation
01 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Probably the greatest photograph to be taken of the Royal Wedding, features a scowling Grace van Cutsem – Prince William’s 3-year-old goddaughter. The timing of the photo is nothing short of epic, as it happens to be during the newlyweds first balcony kiss. The crowds are going nuts, as a clearly unimpressed Grace covers her […]
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Kate Moss Poses Nude for Vogue Brazil
01 May 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kate Moss is basically the greatest supermodel that ever lived. But not only that, she also happens to be a genuine fashion icon. Lest we forget she got bust for coke and punished critics by coming back stronger than ever before. Right now she is on the cover of French Vogue AND Vogue Brazil AND […]
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Royal Wedding Final Report From 2oceansvibe
30 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our royal reporter, Nadia Neophytou, was in London these past few days, and gives us this report: “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue…” Catherine Middleton, Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Duke, made true this Victorian lore, as her fairytale wedding unfolded in London yesterday. From the dress to her earrings and tiara, […]
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Karl Lagerfield Has A Chocolate Sculpture Of His Boyfriend
29 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
But seriously! Lagerfield had a candy sculpture of Baptiste Giabiconi comissioned to promote Magnum ice cream. It’s wearing white briefs, and is placed inside of a room made of chocolate. There are so many comments to make about this that I am just going to report the facts and let you guys run with it, okay?
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The Royal Wedding Vows [Video]
29 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who missed it – here is a video of the royal wedding vows made between Prince William and and Kate Middleton today at Westminster Abbey. Click link to check it out.
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Royal Wedding Special Report
29 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Our intrepid reporter from the Outback of the Northern Territory, Bruce Manley, decided to pop on to the Flying Kangaroo and hop over to London to see exactly what is taking crocs off the front page of the NT News.
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American Fanatic Quits Her Job To Attend The Royal Wedding
29 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Okay, I have tried to stay out of it. I vowed that I would not get caught up in all the insanity surrounding this wedding. But come on! Some American woman has literally quit her job to fly to England, a miserable and wet country, to be amongst the throng of slags and chavs on Kate’s big day.
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The Official Royal Wedding Programme
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The big day is virtually upon us now and the official programme for the royal wedding has finally been released this morning, a mere 24 hours before Prince William and Kate Middleton make it official at Westminster Abbey. The programme also includes a new photograph taken at the time of their engagement.
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Antje Traue Cast As Villain In Superman Reboot
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
German actress Antje Traue has been cast as ‘Faora,’ villainous accomplice to the no-less-ridiculous-sounding Zod in the Zack Snyder-directed Superman reboot. Since we’re now assured at least one slow-motion high-definition Traue scene, the reboot might be worth looking at, Snyder notwithstanding.
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Lauren Beukes Wins Arthur C. Clarke Award
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African author Lauren Beukes’ novel Zoo City has won the 2011 Arthur C. Clarke Award, awarded to the best science fiction novel of the year published in the UK. This is a sort of huge deal – past winners of the award include Kuzuo Ishiguro, Iain M Banks, and China Mieville.
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SpaceX Plans To Put Humans On Mars In the Next 10 to 20 Years
26 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
SpaceX – the guys who last year became the first to launch a private spaceship into orbit and bring it home – are planning on sending humans to Mars within 10 to 20 years, according to a Wall Street Journal interview with CEO Elon Musk. These guys have an X in their name, so we should take them seriously.
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SA Pilot, Charlie Strachan, Is Invited To Kate and William’s Wedding
26 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So the royal guest list has been announced and I am pleased to report that South African born pilot, Charlie Strachan, has been invited. Charlie, who works for Kenya-based Tropic Air, befriended the prince two years ago, when William went for a hike in Kenya.
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LiLo Gets 120 Days In Jail
24 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Walking train-wreck Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating her drunk driving probation. This is just a sideshow, as the real reason everyone was in court was to see if her trial for stealing a necklace will be going ahead. Which it will, on May 11. She got out on bail […]
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