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Crime
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UPDATE: Man Accused of Fraud Puts Nandos Bag On His Head, Cuts Out Eyehole [PIC]
30 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Xolisile Guquza, a man accused of fraud, appeared in the Specialised Commercial Crime Court on last Wednesday. Xolisile donned a smart outfit for his big day, sporting a blue suit and a pink shirt. However, his sartorial elegance was somewhat overshadowed by what appeared to be a large Nandos paper bag that he put on his head.
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Pupil Murdered In Front Of School Mates In KZN [VIDEO]
30 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 15 Comments
A video has surfaced that shows a pupil at Sizimele High School in Dannhauser, KwaZulu-Natal being murdered in full view of other pupils at his school. Bongani Nkabinde was beaten and speared to death in a fight with other pupils. The horrifying attack happened just after pupils attended their morning assembly.
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This Guy Used To Work For Absa In Cape Town – And Then He Stole R15 Million
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
John Julyan is a former Western Cape relationship manager at Barclays Wealth (a division of Absa). He is also a very naughty man. Not “use tax-payers money to buy porn” level of naughty, but more “steal more money than I can carry” kind of naughty. He was so naughty that he was found guilty on Monday of 39 counts of theft, totalling R15 million.
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Charles Saatchi Is Suing Nigella Lawson For R8 Million
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Charles Saatchi is on the brink of suing his ex wife, Nigella Lawson for £500,000. Just prior to their divorce, photographs emerged of Saatchi holding the throat of Lawson at a popular London restaurant. When public sentiment concluded that Saatchi had assaulted Lawson, Nigella maintained absolute silence, cementing the opinion that Saatchi was guilty of abuse.
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Street Prostitutes’ Clients From Umhlanga To Be Named And Shamed On Facebook
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Yoh – residents of the suburb of Glenwood in Durban are getting angry. They’re so fed up with the prostitutes that stand on their streets, they’re going the extra yard to identify their clients, name them on Facebook, thereby disrupting business as usual. The concerned residents wrote to the local community paper to announce that they would set up “surveillance cameras and a registration service on Facebook for free”.
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Hindu Organisations Are Angry About This New Zapiro Cricket Cartoon
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
So a few weeks ago, newly appointed Cricket South Africa CEO Haroon Lorgat released the 2014 match itinerary for the Proteas – which miffed the Board of Control for Cricket in India. The BCCI has always had an edgy relationship with Lorgat, especially during his stint as the ICC CEO due to their differences over a number of issues. Zapiro, in typical fashion, took to his drawing board and produced something that Hindus aren’t particularly happy with.
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Torture, Electroshock Therapy, And Forced Injections: Welcome To Bloem Prison [AUDIO]
29 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A 12-month-long investigation by Ruth Hopkins, a journalist for the Wits Justice Project, has uncovered evidence of prisoners at the Mangaung Correctional Facility in the Free State being given medication against their will and subjected to electroshock therapy and assaults.
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Couple Win Holiday Trip – Become Drug Mules
28 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Have you ever watched the program ‘Border Security: Australia’? If you have, you’ll know that Australian border-control officials are some of the toughest in the business, taking no kak from no one. However, one unwitting elderly couple managed to slip through the system, after it emerged that their bags had been lined with methamphetamine while they were away in Canada.
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Introducing The World’s Top 10 Worst Countries For Internet Attacks [PIC]
28 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
On the world wide web, these people are not your friends, mkay? Akamai released its Second Quarter 2013 State of the Internet Report recently, highlighting the internet’s most vulnerable ports, and a list of countries that evidently play host to a lot of naughty boys and girls with internet connections. So who is the top country in the world for internet attacks?
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South African Rapper, Khuli Chana Is Pressing Charges After Being Shot By SAPS [PIC]
28 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Multi-award winning rapper, Khuli Chana, became a victim of police violence early this morning, when SAPS fired multiple shots at his driver window. Chana was on his way to meet a DJ at the New Road Caltex garage for a gig in Pretoria when he was shot at from an unmarked police vehicle.
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Unbelievable: Journo Challenges Hackers To Hack Him, With Shocking Results
28 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
In lieu of the Edward Snowden inspired paranoia about online privacy, Adam Penenberg, a journalist for Pando Daily, challenged a hacker to try to get as much information about him as possible, simply by using a PC. The man he challenged, Nick Percoco, considers himself a “white hat hacker” and has been breaking into companies (at their request) for some years now. The journalist in question had no idea what he was in for.
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Resort Company Embroiled In Local Artist Copyright Infringement [VIDEO]
25 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
James Stewart rose to local fame as the writer and lead singer for pop rock sensation The Usual – with chart topping songs like ‘The Shape That I’m In’ and multi-SAMA award winning ‘Like a Vision’ released in the early noughties. With the success of his band, it was no wonder James was approached by brands keen to use his music in television ads. Which is when he got screwed.
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Remember When Those Bikers Approached That Range Rover? This Is What Happened Afterwards [VIDEO]
24 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Remember that story we posted about the bikers who chased down a Ranger Rover and beat up the driver? We have some new footage that reveals just what happened when the driver got a stuck in traffic. There’s some hectic footage of the guy being dragged out of the car and beaten up, but what’s really interesting is the emerging story of an undercover cop who, in a bid to remain undercover, got involved in the carnage himself.
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Tech Report: How To Stop The NSA From Spying On You [VIDEO]
24 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You may, like us, have been rattled by the news that the NSA is pying on pretty much everyone in the world. If your paranoia has gotten a firm grip on you, you may well want to join the growing band of people who opt to go underground. But you need not necessarily lose your ability to surf the web. Check out how.
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SA Is 6th Most Active In The World For Cyber Crime – FBI
24 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
A recent FBI listing showed South Africa to be the sixth most active country for cyber-crime, with an online criminal industry that is costing the government a billion rand a year to contain.
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This Is How People Are Using Instagram To Sell Guns
23 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Woah! Instagram just got serious. No more selfies. No more sunsets – we’re talking guns baby. Instagram has made no official rule outlawing the sale of guns on their platform, so guy buyers or sellers can just scroll away on their smartphones, and they might as well be in Steve Hofmeyr’s basement.
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Our Crime Intelligence Boss Is On Special Leave For Faking His CV
23 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Ag, nee man. Apparently, acting crime intelligence boss, Chris Ngcobo, has been put on “special leave” after it emerged that he may just have lied all over his CV. Now, our previous crime intelligence boss, Richard Mdluli, had to leave because of a few charges of fraud, corruption and murder – you know – the usual stuff. And when Ngcobo was appointed to replace the hapless Mdluli, national police commissioner Riah Phiyega said he would bring “stability in the police intelligence environment”. Okay, good one.
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Here’s The White Widow’s Love Poem She Wrote To Osama Bin Laden
23 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
“The White Widow” – or, as we have come to know her, “that lady who forged a South African Passport and then masterminded the Nairobi mall massacre” has apparently written a poem in praise of Osama Bin Laden. Investigators had a bit of a peep through her computer, and found this cute little ditty that was dedicated to the worlds most wanted man.
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BREAKING: Helicopter Lands On Jo’burg M1 Amid Shootout [PICS]
22 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
Hold the phones. Now that the torrential rain has cleared, violent crime has resumed with great gusto in Johannesburg. A shootout occurred on the M1 southbound outside Killarney, and has prompted the closure of lanes in both directions – mostly because and effing helicopter just landed on the highway. Please enjoy these pics.
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DashCam Captures The Moment A Suicide Bomber Bombs Russian Bus [VIDEO]
22 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Authorities in Russia claim a female suicide bomber attacked a bus in Southern Russia on Monday, killing at least six people in the deadliest bus blast in the region for nearly three years. The blast, which injured 28 people and killed six was captured by a nearby driver’s dashcam, and shows the blast almost instantly obliterating the bus.
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Mexican Drug Lord Gunned Down By Clowns At Kid’s Party
21 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There are two ways this story could’ve panned out. Either the clowns noticed some drug dealings going on and, being good Samaritans, immediately shot down the head honcho – OR – gunmen who always had the intention of killing the head honcho dressed themselves up as clowns, invaded the party, and shot the guy from close range. Done guessing?
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This Is How People Are Using Bitcoins To Have People Killed
18 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
“Hitman Network” is a site that hires out three hitmen who are willing to kill anyone who isn’t under 16 or a major politician (nice morals there – what about a 17 year-old disabled chap, that’s a-okay?). What’s more, these guys won’t do it for real cash. Nah – they want bitcoins.
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Do You Live In Bedfordview? Welcome To Gangsta’s Paradise #BreakingBedford
18 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Aah, Bedfordview. Situated between the shady suburbs of Kensington and Glendower, it’s the perfect place to take your kids for a sunny stroll through the leafy avenues – and maybe stop for a coffee at an Italian restaurant. Where you’ll overhear someone ordering a hit on a rival.
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You’ll Never Guess Who Cape Town’s Worst Traffic Offender Is – With R150k In Fines
17 Oct 2013 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
And you thought you were bad! Sleep easy tonight knowing that you are not nearly as bad as his particular man, who has no less than 238 warrants out for his arrest, with a total bill sitting at around R150,000! Who could it be?
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Snuff Film Website Owner Arrested
17 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Some people like to watch fat men try to ramp over a dirty river in an inflatable tube – and fail. And then there’s some people who like to watch other people being murdered. Now, YouTube is the place to go for funny cat videos, but where can a man get some good old snuff? The answer, up until quite recently,was BestGore.com. That was, until it’s owner was arrested for “corrupting morals”.
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An Alarming Number Of People On Earth Are Slaves
17 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Slavery. Legally practiced for 11,000 years, abolished by the English in 1833 – the practice seems,on the surface at least, to be a thing of the past. But now, the publishing of the Global Slavery Index has revealed the existence of up to 30 million ‘modern slaves’ in 162 countries.
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Sports Supplement Found To Contain Methamphetamine, My Boet
16 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
Gym-going okes are always trying to push themselves, hey. And the scientists behind the supplements that keep the okes going, are also always trying to push themselves. Now, we all remember the Jack3d controversy, but this one is something else. Recent tests have shown that a popular sports supplement in the U.S. contains meth. That’s right, meth.
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Shaik Says Caddies Are Agents, As Another Innocent Victim Steps Forward – #caddyshaik
15 Oct 2013 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Would you believe it, another caddie, Innocent Dlamini has come forward, saying Schabir Shaik assulated him. This comes at the same time as Shaik claiming the caddies have been hired by people that want him back in jail. You couldn’t script this shit.
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Schabir Shaik Is Beating People On Golf Courses Again
14 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
South Africa’s walking medical miracle, Schabir Shaik is accused of beating a caddie at a Durban golf club with a wedge, which is favoured over the traditional 3-wood in a brawl for the weight of the head and sharpness of the edge. These are the allegations: – Shaik hit a caddie with a wedge club, […]
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Sky News Reports South African Men’s Appalling Attitudes To Rape [TRIGGER WARNING]
14 Oct 2013 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
Sky News has compiled the responses to a brief question and answer session with a number of South African men, detailing their attitudes to women and rape. More than a few of the men admit to raping multiple women. Read the answers, below, and be aware that what follows may constitute a trigger for PTSD sufferers.
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