Girls and boys, this is how those two crazy murderers escaped from prison in the US of A. Please do not forward this on to Pollsmoor. It would be greatly appreciated.
Oh look. Another day, another exciting video of a South African getting held at gunpoint. They’re getting more and more hi-res which is great. Soon to be in 3D… Hopefully never in ‘real feel’.
Those two guys that escaped from a New York prison over the weekend are sadly not in prison for fraud, but rather for a whole host of horrible things they have done.
I’m sure we’ve all dreamt about ploughing a bulldozer through the 5PM traffic and clearing a route home. This guy had a different idea when he hopped behind the wheel of the yellow beast.
Ladies and gentlemen, would you use a face cream that had extracts of cheese in it? Honey, maybe, possibly some citrus… But you’re going to struggle to sell me on the cheese.
Oscar Pistorius is set to once again dominate the headlines as the date of his possible parole draws nearer. It’s not all bad news for the State however.
Two inmates in a US prison have gone and copied one of the best movies of all time, resulting in their freedom. Wonder how long that’s going to last for…
You know your fingers may have become too sticky when you’re trying to solicit bribes from just about everyone in the footballing world. Yep, more damning allegations against FIFA.
It seems every African country has its fair share of bribery, corruption and fraud. Some are presidents, some are kings, some are mere businessmen. But, they’re all there, doing it.
Oh dear, Vladimir could be very angry very soon. FIFA are threatening to revoke both Russia and Qatar’s World Cup hosting rights if it is found that they bribed officials.
If you want to make sure people dislike you then head to your nearest pool party and manhandle youngsters and wave your gun around. It worked for this cop.
Seeing as though we couldn’t be bothered keeping track of just how that $10 million donation was spent we can be thankful the BBC decided to do some digging. It ain’t pretty.
Over the past nine days we have seen FIFA fall apart at the seams and yet another example of our government’s denial in the face of damning evidence. Here’s your blow-by-blow account.
Them ‘Mericans are angry and they are doing some finger pointing the way of the Chinese. It turns out their government computer network may have been busted wide open.
Some very disturbing footage doing the rounds today as a business owner is captured on film dishing out violent retribution on those he believes stole from him.
This bunch of gun-wielding criminals certainly weren’t messing around in the minor leagues when they carried out a violent robbery in Pietermaritzburg.
The EFF is really getting antsy about the names and decorations adorning South Africa. So much so that they are putting changing city names above education. And they have support. Frightening.
Humans can be pretty weird and nasty sometimes… You know what I mean – we all slow down to look at the car accident. Here’s something that Facebook is pretty much forcing us to watch.
More bad news for Christopher Panayiotou as he was today denied bail by Magistrate Abigail Beaton. Best get used to that crummy food behind bars then mate.
Another letter has emerged in the exchange leading up to the payment of the $10 million, this time sent by Danny Jordaan and calling officials out by name.
I’m sure Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are breathing a collective sigh of relief after Mila’s escaped stalker was found. We’re just thankful she is OK.
Another day, another video of a terrible crime on our streets carried out in broad daylight. This time it’s a grandmother in a suburb of Randburg.
Those who involved themselves in the illicit dealings that led to us being awarded the 2010 must be really feeling the heat. Here come the Hawks.
Some people really need to think before they talk – it seems running your mouth off like an idiot will set you back financially.
As FIFA executives fall like dominoes and begin to blabber Jack Warner has joined the chorus – although he still maintains his innocence in the face of overwhelming evidence.
Whilst all football lovers around the world are less than delighted with FIFA’s conduct, David Beckham has his own reasons for being disgusted at the corruption scandal.
When sleeping on the job you’re best advised to draw as little attention as possible your way. Leaving your lights on and catching some shut eye in a police squad car? Not winning.
I adore Gareth Cliff and his strong opinions. They’re usually the truth and are well backed up with facts. Much like this one, which has started a little Twitter war.
The man who sits front and centre in the accusations against South Africa’s 2010 World Cup bid is in a world of trouble. There’s now more forces hot on his heels.
Oh boy, KFC seems to be fighting a never ending battle with rumours and allegations. This time around, it’s way worse than anyone could have imagined.