Our little girl… all grown up. Britney Spears poses with Kevin Federline’s spawn And if you think I’m going to believe that is a real soldier standing behind you, then you’re VERY mistaken. I’m not an idiot. That soldier is a fake. He doesn’t even have proper hands! God, people try anything these days!
That’s right! Matthew Broderick has been cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s mole and she is now apparently leaving him. Sarah was always slightly taller than Matthew. The globally recognised, high-quality publication, Star reports that SJP is moving out, with her mole, and has begun house hunting in New York City. He (Ferris Bueller, […]
Manchester United winger, Cristiano Ronaldo managed to escape without a scratch yesterday, as he lost control of his R2.5 million Ferrari in a Manchester airport tunnel. Not ideal This, from The Sun: CRISTIANO Ronaldo obliterated his Ferrari after losing control of his £200,000 supercar. The lucky Manchester Utd winger escaped without a […]
I’ll be honest, it’s actually 10 at night and I’ve timed this article to come out in the morning, to grace you with more pearls of glory. Good morning! It all started at 1pm, you see. At La Perla. A boys lunch. It was me, “The Big H” and “The Dude” (fresh from his Kika-Sack […]
With the festive season reaching roughly the half way mark, I am sure we have all taken a moment to consider our waist lines. Personally, I’ve pretty much nailed it with regards to diet. So much so that I am dangerously close to publishing The Rotherham Diet. It’s pretty cool and includes minimum exercise and […]
By now you would have picked up on the sad death of John Travolta’s son, Jett. January 2, 2009 – NASSAU (Reuters) – The teenage son of actor John Travolta died suddenly on Friday during a family vacation in the Bahamas, according to police and the family’s lawyer. Jett Travolta, 16, suffered a seizure at […]
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria […]
Miss Russia, Kseniya Sukhinova, opted against moving to Cape Town and working at Mavericks, and has now become Miss World. I very much doubt it pays as well. Miss India, Miss Russia and Miss Trinidad & Tobago Jeepers, Miss Trinidad & Tobago is throwing QUITE a vibe there. Read more here, if your levels […]
Paris Hilton has finally fulfilled her childhood dream of owning a car like the children’s toy doll, Barbie. Stunning. I had the same dream when it came to Noddy’s car that he used to drive. But then the shit hit the fan when his African friend, Golliwog, had to change his name, with regulators citing […]
Amazing – remember a couple of years back when Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine and everyone said that she was finished. There were stacks of labels and high-end beauty products cancelling their deals with her, embarrassed by the association. Hmm, kyk how lyk hy nou! Kate Moss has apparently re-signed her deal with Topshop […]
Whoah! Somebody lend a hand, please! And I’m not having a go at her for the shape her body has taken, I’m just asking her friends to advise her on what she should and shouldn’t wear in her current state. Good Lord! Jeepers! EASY, Pam! Baking! Surely that’s a no-no?
Shame, it’s starting to get a little sad now. I tell you, Brad must be so stoked he’s moved on from Little Miss Psycho. I mean, it’s three years since he and Angelina started bonking during the making of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and Jennifer Arniston (it’s funnier if you call her Arniston, rather than […]
I remember a girl friend of 2oceansvibe being ever so slightly scorned at the emotional neglect dealt to her by 2oceansvibe’s “The Kitesurfer.” We had ploughed through a bottle of bubbly at Karma the one night and time came for me to exit. A tad tipsy, she said unto me (with her fingers snapping in […]
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link […]
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical […]
Kid Rock is possibly one of the last true rock stars left. Not only is he not helping orphans in Africa, but he is also refusing to stop wearing fur. So much so that he has told PETA to bring it on! Kid RockDoesn’t give a toss British Sunday Mail reports: “I […]
The Cut has confirmed that Karl Lagerfeld will be shooting a Chanel handbag campaign about the relationship between a young man and a woman almost twice his age. Karl has, quite sensibly I might add, cast Jerry Hall as the cougar! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! JE-RRY! The Cut reveals: Karl Lagerfeld will shoot a […]
P. Anderson Ja, look, that’s not what we signed up for.
You might know her as Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex-Number 1 girlfriend. Holly Madison But to me and her close family and friends, she’ll always be Holly Cullen, the brunette from Oregan who worked at Hooters. That was around the time she (according to this website I found) indulged in a spot of rhinoplasty […]
Lip my stocking Not for, like, EVER. But for now, for a little bit, it’s fine.
I watch a lot of movies and that is why I’ve made a saying for when things, like this, keep on recurring. I call it “a rerun of an old movie.” Use it, don’t use it. They should get computers with set timers that churn out stories, programmed with past recurring events and themes. I’m […]
I honestly don’t have the time to think of a good headline. I just wanted to show you this beautiful little story I got from Popbitch (subscribe to their newsletter – that’s where the action is): >> Bono of the week: pt 2 << Everyone in Dublin has a story JL writes: […]
Let’s be honest, when you see the headline “Anne Expecting Bundle of Joy,” who do you think of? It doesn’t LEAP into your mind, does it? It’s not like Madonna, or Angelina, or Victoria, or Paris, or Lindsay, or Britney, or Kate. Personally, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Anne Hathaway . I was like, “Jesus, baking! […]
I see. And a bit of tartan on the top? Fine. Rack looking good. Knees a bit knobbly. Still fine though. You would.
You would never be expected to get your head around it, so don’t even try – I would never put that much pressure on you. Puff Daddy has just launched his new fragrance called “I AM KING” which falls under his Sean John clothing brand. He felt it necessary to make a 5 minute mini-movie […]
I am absolutely FINE with these new pics of post-baby Jessica Alba in the new 2009 Campari Calendar. I just LOVE Campari’s vibe – the logo, the colours.. And the UMBRELLAS! Like you see in those old Bond films. At those coffee shops, with men and women dressed in linen, wearing boating shoes.. […]
I was trying to write you another article but something is stopping me from getting it done, so I thought I’d give you this instead. I just read that Britney was in awe of Simon Cowell when she recently visited the X-Factor show in London. He said: “This may be a bit egotistical, but I […]
The old debate of whether life imitates art, or vice versa, has been thrown into another dimension this week. I mean, it was one thing for Arnold Schwarzenegger to become the Governor of California; but for him to deliver quotes like he did this week, well…. it’s just taking the piss really. This, From SKY […]
We chatted some time ago (article here) about when the governer of New York, Eliot Spitzer, was caught banging prostitutes. One prostitute in particular – Ashley Dupre. Do you remember that story? Ja well that was in March – it’s November now and I think we should have a look at how she is keeping. […]
Paris Hilton and professional knob-end, Benji Madden, have called it a day. Check, check, check it out… this, from US Magazine: EXCLUSIVE: Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split Hilts and Knob 1 Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to […]