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Real Estate
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Want To Throw The Mother Of All Parties?
01 Feb 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you’re struggling with which of your thousands of facebook friends to exclude from your 21st invite list, and daddy is an oil/diamond/perlemoen tycoon, the City of Cape Town has come up with a wonderful solution; the Cape Town stadium’s nightly rental tariff has been set at R700k. Of course you don’t have to rent the whole thing…
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India’s Richest Businessman Moves Into Modest Family Home
15 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
An Indian businessman, the country’s richest, has moved in his humble new residence which sports panoramic views of the Mumbai slums, allowing him to literally look down on the poor. The property is valued at a cool six-point-eight-billion-rand, which, experts agree, is roughly one metric shit-ton of cash.
Let’s have a quick look at the highlights.
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“ALSO WE TEND TO SMOKE SOME OF THE GREEN” – AWESOME NEW GUMTREE AD!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Much like the hilarities found on Craiglist classifieds websites around the world, our very own online classifieds website, Gumtree, has been known to give us the odd corker from time to time. Take this ad, for example: Hello, So firstly; this room is only available for a female. Sorry guys; it’s already two of us […]
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SKIP ST. TROPEZ – GO TO CASSIS
03 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the last few days of our month in the South of France, brought us to the most gorgeous little seaside town on the Med – Cassis. Pic taken from PopYaCollar – (featured in Marie Claire) Wikipedia tells us: Cassis (French pronunciation: [kasi, kasis]; Occitan: Cassís) is a commune situated east of Marseille in […]
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2OCEANSVIBE VILLAS GETS SOME NEW KILLER PROPERTIES – LIVING THE HOLIDAY BECAME EVEN EASIER! –
26 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
While we wait for our winning lottery numbers to come in, it’s nice to know that you can still live the holiday on your own terms. Choose the place, choose the time, and live the holiday whenever it suits you! I received an update of the new 2oceansvibe Villas properties and I must say, they […]
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OMG! CAVE CAY ISLAND IS UP FOR SALE!
19 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
While some people seem to be able to convince themselves otherwise, I’ve found yet another reason to play the Billion Rand international lotteries. It’s been a while since we perused the private islands available to buy with our winnings, so you can only imagine my excitement when I noticed that Cave Cay is on the […]
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ANOTHER AWESOME GUMTREE AD
31 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]
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“THE CLIFTON CASTLE” NOW AVAILABLE AT 2OCEANSVIBE VILLAS – CAPE TOWN HOLIDAY VILLA RENTALS
16 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
You may have heard about The Castle in Clifton, but only a handful of you will know exactly what it looks like on the outside, let alone the inside. But now, through 2oceansvibe Villas, and for the most discerning individuals, The Castle is available alongside other quality properties for exclusive short term Cape Town holiday […]
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THIS IS WHAT R110 MILLION LOOKS LIKE
05 Feb 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
You know that R110 million penthouse on sale at the Waterfront? Of course you’ve heard of it, but have you ever seen pictures? Well I managed to get some brand new images of the thing – and it is something to behold! Shame.. Very chilled.. You can check out more pics of that pad here, […]
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THE 100 MILLION RAND HOUSE IN BANTRY BAY
07 Oct 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]
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CONTROVERSIAL KEBBLE MANSION TO GO UNDER THE HAMMER
18 Aug 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 9 Comments
Not sure if you caught the recent press about one of the late Brett Kebble‘s old properties going under the hammer. The one in Bishopscourt . They had some pics in the paper, but none of the inside of the house. I thought I’d get those for you. Check out the outside shots and press […]
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THE EURO MILLIONS LOTTERY IS QUITE BIG THIS WEEKEND
17 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
I’d seriously consider reading this article – ESPECIALLY seeing as winning tickets for the local SA lottery are being declared invalid (here ). And even so, it’s not like the local SA lottery jackpots are big enough for YOU! We usually only chat about the Euro Millions lottery when it hits a billion Rand. But […]
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CLIFTON BEACH HOUSE FOR YOU *FOR FREE*
09 Jul 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
One of the 2oceansvibe readers were cruising around Gumtree, trying to find a place to rent. As one might expect from a 2oceansviber, she wasn’t shy to peruse some places in Clifton. That’s when she stumbled upon this little BEAUT! 3 bed, Fully Itatlian Furnished Clifton beach house Ad ID: 139760893 Hi All you […]
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BLOUBERG IS THE NEXT CLIFTON
12 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 12 Comments
There is a bit of a shitstorm brewing over at the Dan Nicholl owned online publication, iafrica.com. The comments section is going ballistic as readers are attacking each other (and the story’s author) over whether or not Parklands neighbour, Blouberg, is the next Clifton. It’s pretty hectic. And amusing. Check out this excerpt and then […]
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FERRIS BUELLER HOUSE FOR SALE
05 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Well, it wasn’t really Ferris’s home, it was actually Cameron’s dad’s home. Either way, it’s for same for $2,3 million. Ferris Bueller aficionado’s will remind you that this was the venue for the biggest kid balls up of all time. When Ferris and Cameron put Cam’s dad’s Ferrari GT 250 California on bricks, […]
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WE LIKE THE FOUR SEASONS OCEAN RESIDENCES
20 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
As the global recession continues and we here at 2oceansvibe continue subsconsciously programming you, through various mechanisms and tools, to live the dream and to unlock your potential; it is important that I bring you this, the Four Seasons Ocean Residence . From US$3.8 million to US$39 million With the news that a […]
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MAGIC IN PROVENCE
20 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
My folks are going pretty ballistic in France. The pool house must, naturally, be ready for The Muse and my arrival in June. A suitable alternative to the view from The Safe House French men operating adorable machinery Our place (named Bastide Les Amis) is in Menerbes, which is a part of the Luberon […]
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CLAREMONT ESTATE AGENCY USING PLAYBOY BUNNIES TO SELL HOUSES
15 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I took a double take, nay, a triple take this weekend as I browsed through the property section of the Weekend Argus. The first thing that jumped out of the Vineyard Estates page was the fact that the estate agent featured for the one property had a superimposed bow-tie on. How bizarre, I thought to […]
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CAMPS BAY AUCTION : SANDBAR ON VICTORIA ROAD UP FOR AUCTION
14 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Whoah, there hasn’t been an auction on the Camps Bay strip since the place next door to Caprice, now occupied by The Grand Cafe, went for around R40 million sometime last year. And now, the highly sought after building on the other side of The Grand Cafe is going under the hammer. I spotted them […]
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BUY A PLAYSTATION AND GET A FREE APARTMENT!
02 Apr 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Very clever little vibe this. Spotted on Gumtree (here), this guy, Jannie, is advertising his Playstation 3 for R1,160,000 and is throwing in a free apartment. BRAND NEW SONY PLAYSTATION 3 – R1160 000.00 If you buy this SONY PLAYSTATION 3 you get the following for FREE! A very stylish Up Market 2 […]
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EX-PATS IN WIMBLEDON
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments
The email read, “Hey Seth, please enjoy this – a South African in London trying a recession-beating approach to marketing his flat in Wimbledon…” I checked it out and thoroughly enjoyed this new approach to ex-pats renting out houses in London. In particular, the voiceover – fairly awesome. ..”and, of course, this bedroom has a […]
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DEPOSIT ON THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE HOUSE DONATED TO CHARITY
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
I don’t think many of us will be buying a house for $55 million in the near future (what with the recession and all), let alone putting down a NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT of $55 million on a house with a selling price of 390 million Euros. Can you imagine that? And then can you imagine pulling […]
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HERMANUS ARCHITECTURE
20 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
One of the more popular examples of incredibly amazing early Hermanus architecture, is this house just above Grotto Beach, called Ses Kant. The “Seskant” house in Hermanus The name is Afrikaans (pronounced “sess cunt”) and means “six sides.”
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