Just look at it slowly and let it sink in. Embrace it. HANNAH MIN TANNE Hey? Hannah MinTanne? Come on, man!! It’s pure unadulterated GENIUS! Well done, snaaksgenoeg.co.za ! [thanks brett] ps. to our non-afrikaans speaking readers out there, “Min Tanne” means “few teeth” and happens to sound similar to the original to […]
One of the 2oceansvibe readers were cruising around Gumtree, trying to find a place to rent. As one might expect from a 2oceansviber, she wasn’t shy to peruse some places in Clifton. That’s when she stumbled upon this little BEAUT! 3 bed, Fully Itatlian Furnished Clifton beach house Ad ID: 139760893 Hi All you […]
Some folk seem a bit unhappy with Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers. So much so that moments like this are being highlighted.. Peter de Villers – ASOL I see what you did there. Good. [thanks ilan]
Did you get a fright there? Oh my God, how can Seth say the word “Nigaz?” I know, but don’t worry, it was not a racial slur. I was, in fact, referring to NiGaz Energy Company Limited – the result of a joint venture between the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and the Russian oil […]
Cape Town suffers from late night drunk texts just as much (possibly a tad more) as the rest of the world. You know the ones. When you wake up in the morning and see a string of “WHERE ARE YOU???” texts and booty calls from various girls and boys, sent at 3am. Or, should I […]
It is interesting to note that American Law dictates that the descendents and controllers of deceased estates cannot sue for libel. So take into account the amount of borderline sensational stories were always waiting to be told about Michael Jackson, but were held back through fear of legal and financial damage.. And go! […]
Spare a thought for the guys that probably killed Michael Jackson – AEG Live – the company behind the ridiculously impossible upcoming lineup of 50 Michael Jackson Comeback concerts. Dubbed “This is it” – it seems it just might be for the company. Especially since they were hardly able to insure the ticket sales and […]
Remember a few days ago (here) where we suggested they follow up on this fat kid vibe? Ja, well they’ve gone and done it. For those of you who missed this whole Megan Fox Rose Boy vibe which has been going on for a couple weeks (there are always a few), BASICALLY this cute little […]
I don’t read a lot of books and when I do they usually have to be non-fiction and/or biographies. It takes a lot for me to pick one up on recommendation and, when I do get to that point, I usually don’t get past half way. I’m happy to say that this is not the […]
Wow, it’s all happening! For those of you who have just tuned in, ex security guard and Springbok rugby captain, Joost van der Westhuizen, was recently involved with a stripper in a hidden sex tape cocaine scandal. Or, should I say, “skandaal!” You can check out our past coverage on that here, but today we’re […]
There have been all sorts of claims and suggestions as to the Top Gear TV show mystery precision driver, The Stig’s identity over the years. While it is understood that they have changed from time to time (previous article here), yesterday’s Top Gear show (jokingly) revealed someone who you probably didn’t expect. One of the […]
Manchester United centre back (“I’m bringing centre back, yeeeah!” – sorry..), Rio Ferdinand, seems intent on taking some attention away from his now ex-teammate Cristiano Ronaldo, who recently hit the headlines for tapping Paris Hilton (here). Here we see Rio Ferdinand on holiday in Israel this week, throwing out one helluva vibe, complete with tank […]
Advertising industry peeps will enjoy this. It’s a typical representation of rubbish work coming out of a “reputation” agency. All sorts of punishment is being dished out in the comments section under the release of a video made by TBWA\Chiat\Day – a New York ad agency who have just taken on a new Creative Director, […]
It was just yesterday that we brought you the incredibly important news that Paris Hilton was single (here). So you’ll be pleased to know that she managed to get over the heartbreak by nailing Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo. Together they hit the town in LA and celebrated our boy’s £80 million transfer to Real […]
There is a bit of a shitstorm brewing over at the Dan Nicholl owned online publication, iafrica.com. The comments section is going ballistic as readers are attacking each other (and the story’s author) over whether or not Parklands neighbour, Blouberg, is the next Clifton. It’s pretty hectic. And amusing. Check out this excerpt and then […]
NO.WAY! Ok, this guy’s vibe is fairly luminous. You gotta check out his website at www.ferrariguyforhire.com (ja, you read that correctly – Ferrari Guy For Hire). He basically offers a service which revolves around being a passenger in his red convertible Ferrari with, wait for it, 24 KARAT GOLD WHEELS! Enjoy the bottom right […]
A number of my friends have a man-crush on Bear Grylls, the guy that hosts and appears in the TV show Ultimate Survival. You know the one – where you see Bear pushing it to the extreme, living in jungles and nearly dying on home made rafts out and sea and eating bugs, and starving […]
The following contains zero spice. As you know I’ve been doing some work with TheBombSurf.com. It’s owned by John McCarthy who used to be involved at Zig Zag magazine in the early days and started this new vibe from scratch. He contacted me a while back and mentioned something about his new surf website and […]
Well, it wasn’t really Ferris’s home, it was actually Cameron’s dad’s home. Either way, it’s for same for $2,3 million. Ferris Bueller aficionado’s will remind you that this was the venue for the biggest kid balls up of all time. When Ferris and Cameron put Cam’s dad’s Ferrari GT 250 California on bricks, […]
Gee whiskers! I don’t know if I should tell everyone that I cracked a mention in this month’s Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Editor’s Letter, or if I should keep it quiet so no one finds out I bought the mag before I heard about it! Not that you can blame me for buying it. Try this cover […]
You remember when I mentioned the 1957 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa and how it was up for auction? You don’t? Come on – remember I was telling you how it would be a good car to snap up if you won the lottery? You still don’t remember? That’s weird – have you tried ACTUALLY thinking […]
RELAX! I won’t write the name on the screen and spoil it for those who think they can avoid all global mainstream media in the lead up to the day the final is played on South African television. So, those of you who want to know who won American Idol, check out this video. […]
One of the down sides about having Google AdSense ads displayed on one’s website is they have a mind of their own. And by “down” sides, I mean “hilarious” sides. How Google AdSense works, is the code which produces the ad actually reads your webpage and will publish an ad depending on the content – […]
In one of our most celebrated articles for quite some time (here), we featured a radio conversation between Radio 702’s Redi Direko and ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, where they attempted to discuss what he meant by his earlier statements claiming that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” If you didn’t listen to that, I […]
I spotted The Killers performing at the end of The Late Show with David Letterman (the one with Tom Hanks). They were SO pumped it was RADICAL! I was genuinely sucked in and was just staring at the screen with my mouth open, covered in goose bumps. They had a full orchestra there as well. […]
As the global recession continues and we here at 2oceansvibe continue subsconsciously programming you, through various mechanisms and tools, to live the dream and to unlock your potential; it is important that I bring you this, the Four Seasons Ocean Residence . From US$3.8 million to US$39 million With the news that a […]
Legendary actor and professional mood-swing sufferer, Alec Baldwin is in trouble after he featured on The Late Show with David Letterman which is on our screens tonight. The show ACTUALLY took place in The States on the 12th, but it’s only right that we get it a week late. I mean, shit, did you expect […]
I had an interview the other day with the cool cats at TechSmart.co.za. I thought it went very well. Here’s a little tid bit: Six awards including blog of the year, best original writing and most humorous. Did this come as a surprise? With six nominations, I certainly was hoping to get […]
Last week I gave you the first part (here) of my interview I did with the From the Couch boys in Hout Bay. Loads of fun. Here is the second part: You enjoy that Baby float joke at the end? Ja, thought you might. I was thinking about making you smile at the […]
This happened quite some time ago, but recent conversations have led me to believe that you might have missed it. It’s truly awesome and I assure you it will be very much enjoyed. It’s a video of the first winner of the US version of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. The winner’s name is […]