Heidi Klum Dipped in Chocolate [Bum pic: here] Heidi Klum Dipped In Chocolate – Not the WORST thing I can think of. Heidi Klum made chocolate a whole different kind of sexy, if these pictures from the just-released coffee table book Heidilicious by the photographer Rankin, are anything to go by. The supermodel took a […]
It’s been going on for a few weeks now and most of you will be aware of the Real Men That Can’t Sing Facebook page , which had a competition to win an iPod Touch if you correctly guessed the brand behind the RealMenThatCantSing.com website. My goodness, I got completely lost in the website – […]
I did the right thing and got the new iPhone 3Gs from www.digicape.co.za. Look I’ll be honest, it’s fucking amazing. Then, do you know what I did with it this morning? I’ll tell you what I did with it this morning.. I used this beast of a phone and I shot a video of the […]
As this week’s SuperEna lottery rolls over and presents us with a $115 million jackpot, one cannot help but ponder the various yachts one may acquire.. Why, you ask? Exactly! W.H.Y. – The Wally Hermes Yacht No – it’s not a mansion, it’s a yacht.. WHY (Wally-Hermes Yachts), a collaboration between esteemed Monaco-based yacht maker […]
The cries from the 2oceansvibers out there who missed the 2oceansvibe feature on SA’s number one TV magazine show, Top Billing, were overwhelming. I knew I had to SOMEHOW get it onto the web for you to see! Just to run you through the process – I recorded the show on my PVR decoder at […]
Slow moving traffic, Friday evening, Military Road,TBK (Tamboerskloof). This, just days after pigs were spotted roaming the streets of Cape Town. Sent in by Stewart H Andrew Lloyd Webber diagnosed with prostate cancer – Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, it has been disclosed. His spokesman said in a statement […]
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman Was Based On Tom Cruise – Mary Harron, the director of the film adaptation of Brett Easton Ellis’ 1991 classic novel, American Psycho, sat down for an interview recently and was asked about Christian Bale’s inspiration for the book’s Manhattan serial-killing monster, Patrick Bateman. He found it on […]
Yahoo apologises for lap dancers Beauty and the Geek.. Yahoo apologises for lap dancers at Taiwan Hack Day – Yahoo apologized for bringing scantily clad dancers onstage at its most recent Hack Day in Taiwan over the weekend. The decision to bring dancers was roundly criticized by observers including Flickr! co-founder Caterina Fake. “For shame. […]
2oceansvibe sponsor and South Africa’s largest online sportsbook, Great Odds, have set up a “CHARITY CHALLENGE .” It’s a pretty cool vibe. www.greatodds.com They’ve given a bunch of us R1,000 to be used for online sports betting. Any money made from that R1,000 will go to charity. I like that vibe. We need to get […]
Cape Town band, Brothers Streep who are friends of some of the 2oceansvibers out there were on Graham Norton’s BBC TV show. They (Brother’s Streep) are big fans of oscar winner and star of The Piano, Anna Paquin, who happened a guest on Graham’s show. Anna Paquin THEN As “Flora” in The Piano Anna […]
It certainly has crossed my mind and I know it has your. Don’t lie to me. It’s the same intrigue and fascination that hovered in my mind as a child, about red-head kids and their nether regions – before all was finally revealed in the Founder House boarding school showers. And who better to do […]
Regular readers will know that there has been all sorts of Top Billing activity over the past week or so. Their crew joined us on the day that we shot the 2oceansvibe Show last week with Goldfish, and they filmed some behind-the-scenes stuff for the weekly TV magazine show, Top Billing. And it’s coming out […]
You might want to check out this site. They display pics of man-made solutions to technical problems in and around the house. Usually things that they could buy, but they are either obsessed with DIY or prefer to save money and do it themselves. Ie. Marcus Brain (The Kitesurfer) to a tee. Virtually all of […]
Old Dezza really does crack me up from time to time. I wasn’t quite sure what mine ears were telling me last night. So I pressed re-wind on the PVR and, true as God, he DID say what I thought he said! Check it out – pretty damn funny! If that didn’t raise a smile, […]
A few weeks back I did a story on the three ELLE Magazine covers that were sent to me, after I visited the Vanessa Haywood cover shoot in Cape Town. They wanted my opinion on which one I thought was the best. Naturally, I took this one step further and asked 2oceansvibe what YOU thought. […]
Hello, Dugsie One Good Pig Deserves Another – We published a headline on Friday, about these “Mircro Pigs.” The above photo was considered as the main photograph for that morning’s headlines, but a pic for the World Cup stadiums headline was used instead. I was worried you might have missed it, so here it is […]
We’re all used to the crazy prices charged on Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard and, when compared to overseas prices in select premier destinations, they’re pretty reasonable. But now things are moving to the next level. Because right here I have for you a R100 million house. That’s US$14 million. Pretty serious stuff. Check it out […]
I’m *cough* sure this website has all the right intensions but, honestly, from where I’m sitting it looks tailor made for middle-age affairs and mid-life crises (yes, that is how you spell the plural of “crisis”). Time for an upgrade? Pop on down to sugarcupid.com! The website goes for this vibe – and I quote: […]
I’m not 100% sure if this is for public consumption, but I’m gonna roll with it anyway. I mean really, MY inbox is YOUR inbox right? You remember the other day I swung by the ELLE Magazine cover shoot with District 9 star, Vanessa Haywood? You may have even caught the video of me and […]
Well the gloves are well and truly off. Not to be outdone by Mail & Guardian’s use of the uncensored word “fuck” in a recent article (this, not long after News24, without any censoring whatsoever, published the words “cocksucker,” “fuck,” and “cunt” in the same article (hey, I’m just quoting here)), Media24 have stepped things […]
2oceansvibe applauds Mail & Guardian, who are just a step behind News24, as they openly publish (without any censoring) the word “fuck.” A proud day for traditional South African media! I say “a step behind,” because News24 have already proven to be more than liberal in their application of the English language – recently publishing […]
It’s all getting a bit much with regards to the “optional extras” one can add to one’s superyacht. Just ask Chelsea Football Club owner, Roman Abramovich, whose costs for his new boat, Eclipse, have doubled in the last three years to a cool £724m. That’s R8.7 billion. For a boat. I have no doubt it […]
Pot calling the kettle awesome Dan Brown’s new book, The Lost Symbol (yawn), faces its toughest critic yet: Michael Baigent, the historian who accused Brown of lifting his material in The Da Vinci Code (and lost in court). Baigent’s verdict: It’s bloody awful. [thedailybeast] Malema pleads ignorance – ANC Youth League leader Julia Malema […]
We cover quite a diverse range of issues, here at 2oceansvibe Media. Not least of which is the beaten-dog acceptance of our local traditional media. Traditional media run by imbeciles who can’t see the light for the piles of money they’re paying themselves, as they wade through the pools of blood, forming as a result […]
There’s something very special about logging into News24.com and finding yourself confronted with the leading story shown below: The “Penis Killers” were fired.. They say it in a way that suggests you should know about these characters. In a way that suggests everyone is talking, quite frankly, about the “Penis Killers.” Can you imagine the […]
We are QUITE the authority on a number of things these days, I should tell you. Oh yes, I am now a “branding expert” [makes “inverted commas” signs with fingers above head] of sorts. It’s true – look! CLICK HERE for GottaQuirk interview with Katharina Scholtz Pretty rad interview I had that day […]
You only have a few more hours to buy tickets to tonight’s EuroMillions Superdraw Jackpot. For those of you who don’t know, Superdraws are the most exciting because they only have a few every year. They are even more special because the jackpot CANNOT rollover. If nobody gets the full winning numbers, they give the […]
An anonymous source dropped off a flash drive with the Cape Royale concierge, for my attention. The drive contained scans of all the documents pertaining to the recent Formula 1 scandal, involving the Renault F1 team, boss Flavio Briatore and driver Nelson Piquet Jnr. The same scandal which has resulted in Flavio’s recent immediate resignation […]
There are a lot of “loyalty programmes” and “point systems” and “reward plans” and other kinds of “give back” crap schemes on offer out there. Most of them are a load of rubbish and very rarely amount to anything. Now listen carefully, because this could end up with you winning the most radical prizes you’ve […]
In a move which has astounded the world of traditional media and saluted the world of digital media and technology in general, an off-the-record statement about rapper Kanye West, made by American president (and very close friend of mine), Barack Obama, was released on Twitter and circulated the globe within seconds; reaching YOU – right […]