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AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM SETH ROTHERHAM ABOUT THE BLOG AWARDS – MY PLEDGE TO YOU
07 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
As you all know, 2oceansvibe cannot exist without your help. That is why we call upon you ONCE a year to give back, just by voting from your email addresses for 2oceansvibe in the Blog Awards. And just because you might not be used to giving so much of yourself, I will be giving you […]
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ANOTHER WORD FOR TWITTER IS “KARMA”
07 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The legendary fail-whale When you happen to be an Australian Olympic gold medalist swimmer sponsored by an elite care brand, it’s probably not a good idea to talk trash on Twitter. If you’re a naturalised English sportsman that’s suffered a run of poor form in recent times and have since been cut from the national […]
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WIKILEAKS GOES UNDERGROUND
03 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In case you haven’t heard, everyone hates Julian Assange. And more to the point, everyone hates WikiLeaks in general. And by “everyone”, I of course mean people with secrets to keep. Namely governments and multinational corporations. Now that’s absolutely no reflection on the merit of WikiLeak’s work, and the job that they fulfill of making […]
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HEAT MAGAZINE BACKS 2OCEANSVIBE RADIO
03 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well it is very satisfying to know that Heat magazine has our back! For those of you who don’t tune-in to Heat Magazine, we suggest you do! You would have missed another Jack Parow Hosh-ja moment! CLICK HERE FOR HEAT MAGAZINE ARTICLE ABOUT 2OV RADIO I see they also picked up on the rumour that […]
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DISCOVERY CHANNEL MAKES THE MOST OF A BAD SITUATION
02 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
US news wires were buzzing this morning with news that a hostage situation was unfolding at the Discovery Channel headquarters in Montgomery County, USA. This, from the Associated Press: James Lee, 43, a gunman with what police described as “concerns” with the Discovery Channel networks took at least one person hostage in the company’s Silver […]
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HITLER IS NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE 2010 SA BLOG AWARDS
02 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Hahaha! This is pretty funny – sent in by all sorts of people and has clearly becoming a bit of a hit on Twitter and other “social medias.” Well done to thatmandie, who posted it on YouTube. “Hitler is disgusted to find out that his blog did not crack enough nominations for the 2010 SA […]
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TEN TIPS FOR THE CHILEAN MINERS
01 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
It’s Spring Day. Wonderful, isn’t it? Sure, depending on where you are in the Southern Hemisphere, the weather might not be very Spring-like. But such is life, and the meteorological musings of our planet. The good news is that the days are getting longer, the sun is shining more regularly, animals are copulating left, right […]
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THE INSPIRATIONAL FOOTBALL SPEECH, OZZY STYLE
30 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
There’s a cess-pit of bad football films out there. Of course, the discerning viewer will recognise that Any Given Sunday rises above the sentiment and excrement that makes up 90% of the movies in this drama. It’s a great film. There’s plenty of old-school Pacino filth and grit in there. And there’s that one, iridescent […]
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VLADIMIR PUTIN: STATESMAN, HUNTER, METHOD ACTOR
30 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Similar, much? 2oceansvibe was abuzz in Friday afternoon with news that Russian statesman, Vladimir Putin, had cross-bowed a whale. But we thought it was worth the time to point out, on record, that Putin only spends part of his time shooting sea behemoths from rubber dingies, swimming in frozen Siberian lakes, hunting Brown Bears with […]
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MAGIC MOMENTS FC: MAJESTIC
24 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
www.magicmomentsfc.com If you’re pining for a post-World Cup pickmeup, the fine men behind Magic Moments FC have it for you. The “A Team”, as they’re modestly called, are not only incredibly skilled at re-creating the greatest Football World Cup goals in history, but they’re also intelligent, smart, and devilishly good-looking. And you can be, too, […]
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JAMES BOND, ON KETAMINE
24 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
James: Doesn’t take hints well Every now and then Bond movies get a little bit carried away with themselves, and throw the baby out with the bath water. The baby would be logic, and the bath water would be narrative. Remember Quantum of Solace? Or the airport scene from Live and Let Die? Remember any […]
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WIN TICKETS TO THURSDAY’S COSMO LINGERIE FASHION SHOW!
24 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
That’s right – you and one other person could be indulging in one of the year’s most anticipated lingerie event! The Cosmopolitan Lingerie Fashion Show – 26 August, 19h30, Upper East Side, Woodstock. You want to be there. You NEED to be there! That’s where you wanna be.. The September cover The Lingerie special – […]
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THE MAFIA SENDS SECRET MESSAGES THROUGH THE GOGGLE BOX
23 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Guardian reports that an Italian soccer show, Quelli Che il Calcio (of course), has been used as a communications hub by the Mafia to communicate with the Men of Respect doing hard time in the chookie. You know those shows where illiterate viewers text in with their cell phones, and the show scrolls the […]
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RICHIE McCAW DIVORCES OS DU RANDT
18 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Online encyclopedia and paragon of humankind’s collective knowledge, WikiPedia, has proven it’s unbridled accuracy once again. Remember the story about WikiPedia referring to Sepp Blatter as a dickhead? And how the South African presidency made the fatal error of pulling that corrupted biographical info from WikiPedia and pasted it on their site? Well, we hope […]
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JUSTIN BIEBER NOW ACTIVELY RUINING LIVES IN SLO-MO
18 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
The greatest Canadian scourge since Brandon Huntley Celine Dion, Justin Bieber stirs grown men to panic. The vapid, androgynous, lesbo-chic music has taken the pubescent world by storm, and the boy girl with the pudding bowl kop chop seems to wield genuine power. As demonstrated by his latest foray into social networking, where he tweeted […]
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JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDENT SAGA – THE INEVITABLE HAS HAPPENED
17 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Remember the JetBlue flight attendant who pulled off the greatest self-termination of employment ever recorded?
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THE 2010 SA BLOG AWARDS – THIS IS HOW THEY ROLL
16 Aug 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
It’s that time of year again, my friends, as the cream of South Africa’s blogger crop goes head to head for the industry’s highest honour. As a previous winner of the blog awards, 2oceansvibe encourages all blogs, big and small, to get involved *blog owners should click here to get a nomination badge. The 2010 […]
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“THE OFFICE” BRING GLORIOUS REVOLUTION HAPPY SMILES TO CHINA
16 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ricky Gervais has announced via his blog that he’s working on an installment of The Office for China, in addition to the Israely, German, Canadian, and French and American versions already in existence. I’m not so sure an obscure, culturally-based sitcom will work in China, especially considering that their gold standard for comedy usually goes […]
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RUPERT MURDOCH AND KULULA ON A LEGAL COLLISION COURSE
12 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You may have read on this morning’s spice that Rupert Murdoch has laid claim to the “Sky” in “Skype”, right after Skype announced its plans to float on the Nasdaq stock exchange in New York. The world’s most deliciously-evil media magnate has justified his claim by arguing that NewsCorp derivative BSkyB was established before Skype, […]
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TOP GEAR USA: NOT RIGHT
10 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
If the original Top Gear is sex, then Top Gear USA is sex with a dead person. Mechanically speaking, you’re doing the same thing, but it’s wrong, and you should never, ever do it, and society will hate you for it, and you’ll always be remembered as the guy who took something fundamentally awesome and […]
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THE LANDLORD, FROM HELL
04 Aug 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Many of us have been in this situation, mostly in our younger years of irresponsibility and fiscal-hedonism. Sometimes, usually around five days into the month, there would be a chilling knock on the door. Instantly, your heart shifts the primary location of its beating from your chest to your stomach. The landlord is at the […]
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EVERYBODY HATES JULIAN
30 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 12 Comments
WikiLeaks founder and destroyer-in-chief of American military credibility, Julian Assange, is not a very well-liked chap. Last week he leaked literally tens of thousands of US Military Afghan War Logs to the press after posting them on WikiLeaks.org. The logs detail the nitty gritty details of the nine-year US occupation of Afghanistan. Assange himself claims […]
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PIGEONS – PERHAPS OUR ANSWER TO IDOLS JUDGES
26 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
So, some of you may have noticed, some of you not, that the sixth South African season of the least-successfully exported show of all time, Idols, has crawled it’s tawdry way on to our television screens. You have to give it to the Idols producers. They must be rimming someone with a corner office at […]
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CANDICE BOUCHER ON THE COVER OF COSMO
24 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who needed a reason why Candice Boucher recently posed nude in Playboy Magazine, the answers can be found in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine – on shelves now. I nearly walked into a pole at Woolies yesterday when I saw this on the shelves. I tell you, Playboy or Cosmo […]
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THE NEW AGE – NOT THE HIPPY KIND
23 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
You ever heard a blogger say, “You want impartiality? Read a newspaper”? Ja, well, if you want impartiality, don’t read a newspaper. At least, don’t read the New Age newspaper. What’s that? You haven’t heard of the New Age newspaper? No, that’s quite alright. You’re not expected to know about it. They themselves confess that […]
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SIMON COWELL SUED FOR BEING NASTY – CUE SURPRISED FACE
23 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Simon Cowell is a news maker. He’s made his mark by being the asshole judge on shows like Idols, America’s Got Talent, and Britain’s Got Talent. More importantly, he’s earned the reputation of an asshole who very seldom makes a bad call. So some might regard the man to be evil, others may hold the […]
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WHY, AB, WHY?
21 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 12 Comments
You know AB De Villiers, the South African cricket team’s star batsman? Well, he’s singing now – the recorded kind. And, best of all, he’s making music videos for his moer lekker treffers. In his powerful ballad, titled Maak Jou Drome Waar (“Make Your Dreams Come True), AB teams up with previously obscure but presumably […]
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE TWILIGHT BETTER?
20 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
You know what could have made Twilight (any and all media produced under that banner) better? This could have. But that’s just personal opinion, correct? Well, seeing as the next graphic comes in the form of scientific data, it’s totally irrefutable.
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DAKOTA FANNING IS APPARENTLY NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANY MORE
15 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m feeling all weird inside as I write this, but it would be wrong not to (write this) as one of Hollywoods youngest starlets, Dakota “The Fandog” Fanning, really is growing up. Sure, she’s only 16, but that’s about 28 in Hollywood years. I mean, if you think about it, Roman Polanski would have had […]
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CZECH PARLIAMENTARIANS ARE HOT, SOUTH AFRICAN MPs NOT SO MUCH
15 Jul 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Czech it out. Eastern Europe is blessed with public servants who not only do their job, but look great doing it. Good grief. Members of the Public Affairs party will feature in a 2011 charity calendar posing provocatively in revealing outfits. The party’s racy calendar comes after a record 44 women were voted into the […]
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