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Sarky Parky Brands Brand Bland
14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
In a story with the headline I’ve waited my whole life to write, the future Mr Katy Perry has been referred to as “pointless” by one of Britain’s most celebrated talk show hosts and, perhaps most crushingly, had his talents compared to those of an acting dog.
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Dutch Man Needs Toilet On TV [VIDEO]
14 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The Dutch are an interesting bunch and certainly do have a unique sense of humour. In this case it is hard to tell whether the guy needing the loo is a prankster or not. He’s either a legend or an idiot. Either way, it doesn’t matter – the result is hilarious. Check out the video after the jump.
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The “Damn It, My Mom’s on Facebook” Filter
13 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Luckily this is a scenario that I’ve never had to deal with, as my mom refuses to go on Facebook. Unfortunately, for most of you, this is not the reality. It’s for those of you who have to deal with this problem on a daily basis that I give to you: The Damn It, My Mom’s On Facebook Filter.
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New 2oceansvibe: Top Of The Pops
12 Oct 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
A big thanks to the readers of 2oceansvibe who have welcomed our new look and structure with open arms! And the proof is in the pudding, as we see 2oceansvibe jumping to top position on the ‘Top Ranked’ list on Afrigator, ahead of Mail & Guardian’s ‘Thoughtleader’ offering. Nicely.
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Double Amputee Makes You Look Stupid
12 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In a story that will make you ask just what the hell you’ve done with your life, a Chinese man who lost both of his arms at age 10, has gone on to win China’s Got Talent. By playing the piano.
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Guess Who’s The Sexiest Woman Alive?
12 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you ever saw the series Friday Night Lights, you should know about Minka Kelly. To recap, she was the one you were in love with. And not just talking to the guys – even the most jealous girl out there couldn’t hate Minka. She’s too cute. All the photos (and video!) after the jump.
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Solid Gold – Banksy Does The Simpsons
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Famed and cultishly-revered British street artist, Banksy, has struck gold. He story-boarded and animated the intro for this Simpsons episode, and it is appropriately entertaining. What a lot of people don’t know, though, is that he used the 2oceansvibe HQ as a real-world inspiration for some of the intro scenes. Guess which ones. [VIDEO]
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Parents, You Can Be Like Eminem, Too
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A lot of parents are envious of the number of times Eminem manages to drop the name of his daughter, Hayley into his albums. In fact, it would be downright touching if her name wasn’t drowned in a malaise of expletives, narcotics, posturing and petty felonies. Well your kids can feel like Hayley as well, without the inconvenience of familial dysfunction.
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Just Look At This Video Of Kids Tripping Out
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Just look at it. Kids, music, drugs, concerned parents, American news networks, middle America – it’s all there. This report cries foul on i-dosing (not an Apple product), whereby ne’er-do-well teenagers whittle away their misspent youth getting high on binural frequencies. I’m calling BS on this one. [VIDEO]
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You’re A Dickshit! [Update]
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We covered this story last week with the video of the New Zealand host loosing it as he says the Delhi Chief Minister’s name! Well he has resigned…
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How To Apply For A Job
11 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
A little over 52 years ago, a young, unknown magazine intern in New York sat down, drank himself into a “frenzy of drink” and wrote the greatest application letter in history. His name was Hunter S. Thompson.
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Die Antwoord Releases “Evil Boy”
07 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Die Antwoord have released their latest music vid on the interwebs, as they’re prone to. They’re pushing the usual Die Antwoord boundaries with copious bad haircuts, gold teeth, permanent markers, penises, tokoloshes, and handcuffs.
Oh yeah, probably NSFW, but in a comical, ridiculous, “is that a huge wooden knob?” kind of way [VIDEO].
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Mara Louw Admits Being Drunk On Air
06 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Monday evening’s episode of Idols SA was the standard mix of tepid content, low production values, and a small group of talented vocalists vainly struggling against a tide of disinterested public, average backing tracks, and of course, inebriated judges.
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Randall Abrahams Sobs
05 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
South African media’s most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA’s Got Talent.
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ION USB LP Turntable – Crackle Your Way To Nostalgia
01 Oct 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
I’ve been accused of choosing form over substance in my time. Vacillating between the timeless elegance of a 1960s Porsche Speedster over a 2009 Audi being the most recent example. While it didn’t, the timeless very nearly usurped the practical. (Implicit in this is that I couldn’t get both, which is a topic for another day.)
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STEVE HOFMEYR STILL ALIENATING HIS CREDIBILITY
29 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 4 Comments
Tape: Doesn’t help Die Pompmasjien ry nog weer! Steve Hofmeyr, a South African “music artist” best known for extreme fertility singing Neil Diamond covers and accusing South Africans of lacking originality in the same breath, has proffered his cutting insight on yet another weighty topic.
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NEW 2OCEANSVIBE.COM LAUNCHING ON MONDAY
28 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Yes, it’s true… a tribe of underage North Korean programmers have been hard at work over the last couple of months, diligently developing the all-new 2oceansvibe website. As was mentioned by our glamorous representative at this year’s SA Blog Awards, 2oceansvibe will no longer be competing in this esteemed event. This is purely because the […]
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LONG WALK TO ARMS DEALS
28 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The film rights to Nelson Mandela’s bestselling biography, Long Walk to Freedom, have been sold to South African film producer, Anant Singh. This is the same man who produced such gems as: Mr Bones Mr Bones 2: Back from the Past Mama Jack Wulin Warriors: Legend of the Seven Stars So prospects are looking good […]
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ATUL GUPTA ARRESTED – LET’S HOPE THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO SIDES TO THIS STORY
27 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Mustache = Totally legit The publisher of the New Age newspaper, which launches next month and has been billed as a staunch pro-ANC mouthpiece, was arrested this weekend.
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YOUR PARTY WILL BE VERY, VERY, VERY SMALL THIS WEEKEND
23 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 7 Comments
The Pale Blue Dot Carl Sagan is a deceased astronaut astronomer. And that miniscule blue dot inside the blue circle is Earth. He is one of the few people to have ever existed who could claim to have pondered global events with a truly broad perspective. When you’ve considered the earth from 6,1 billion miles […]
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OUR COUNTRY IS TAINTED
23 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Justin Bieber arrived in Johannesburg this morning. Heat magazine caught the horror unfolding on film. Mass hysteria has been reported in the greater Gauteng area, as the great walking insect zapper carves a swathe of destruction along the Ben Schoeman highway. Droves of moth-like recently pubescent girls are reportedly flinging themselves at his moving vehicle. […]
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SETH IN THE LATEST GQ MAGAZINE – ‘ELEGANTLY WASTED’
20 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments
Not the worst thing to be called – ‘Maverick,’ is it? I’m absolutely fine with it, truth be told. ‘Elegantly Wasted?’ – hey, I can work with that too. We’re big INXS fans here at 2oceansvibe anyway. What a dick (download 2-page PDF here) You know, it’s funny, that shoot took about 20 minutes. Reason […]
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MEET SOUTH AFRICA’S NEWEST RECORD HOLDER
17 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / 6 Comments
A national hero For breakfast, it’s steak porridge. For lunch, it’s steak. Around 3pm it’s a blended steak meal replacement. For dinner, it’s steak, with a side of biltong. We could be talking of no other than South Africa’s freshest Guinness World Record holder, Jan Braai.
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13,000 SATELLITES – RIGHT NOW – DEAL WITH IT
17 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
It’s not just fast cars, luxury villas, beautiful models, fine clothes, good service and champagne that we care about here at 2oceansvibe. Oh no – science and technology are right up there as well. How else could we have created SilverStreak, using merely my thoughts and a strand of hair from the TBG? Correct – […]
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ALYSSA MILANO AUCTIONING HER TWITTER FOLLOW ON EBAY
17 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Television personality and social media philanthropist, Alyssa Milano, is breaking new ground with social media and money. Stay with me now. She’s auctioning a follow from her on Twitter. That’s right. The highest bidder on her Twitchange Ebay page will win a following from Milano’s twitter handle, @Alyssa_Milano.
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WHEN BIKER MAGAZINES WERE TOUGH
16 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
When it broke onto news agents’ racks in the 1970s, everyone knew that “Easyriders” was reading material for tough guys. Furthermore, you knew that those guys probably had beards, leather jackets, and a primal love for their mothers. But the headlines on the covers themselves left absolutely no doubt. These are some of my favourites […]
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SETH ROTHERHAM TO FEATURE ON NEW E.TV SHOW – ‘THE TECH REPORT’
15 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Well it looks as though gaaning aan about all things cool and geeky has finally paid off! But don’t fright, you won’t be subjected to just me. Oh no, there is a whole group of us who will be keeping you up to date on everything to do with tech! That’s why they came up […]
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STOP EVERYTHING! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
13 Sep 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Hey gang, sorry to do this to you! We have just heard some very hectique news. Apparently the blog awards this year allows the voters (YOU) to vote once every 24 hours. As you can imagine, this puts further pressure on us (2oceansvibe & YOU!), as it effects how well 2oceansvibe does in the awards. […]
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FRESHLY GROUND BANNED FROM ZIMBABWE
13 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Popular South African band, Freshly Ground, have suffered a potentially massive blow to their revenue stream after the Zimbabwean authorities banned the group from traveling or performing in Zimbabwe.
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STRIKING – A LESSON IN DANCING
09 Sep 2010 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The recent four week-long public servant strike taught us two things. Firstly, government is tight with its money, and not in the “tight-thrifty” way. Secondly, and more importantly, we’re a nation of dancers. Truly, you can say what you like about who has the moral high ground in this dog show, but you absolutely cannot […]
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