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Kulula In-Flight Magazine Feature
30 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I’ll be honest, my friends and I have been practicing the climbing-out-of-the-pool-with-water-pouring-down-our-faces men’s fragrance commercial ripoff for quite some time. Now whilst GQ allowed a bit of indulgence, it was only when Kulula came to the party – allowing such ridiculousness – that the years of training finally paid off! Morne Van Zyl took the […]
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Utter Bull
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
While I hate to be negative about sportsmen who are much more talented than I ever was, and try their hardest to perform well, I have to make an exception this week. The Bull’s second half performance on Saturday against a very average Western Force outfit was planlose* to say the least. Worst of all, […]
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God Save The King
28 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Prince William seems like a decent bloke. Genetically though, he’s been dealt a difficult hand by life, in all her ruthless vagary. His father, Prince Charles – on the occasion of his painful press conference to mark his engagement to the fragrant, dim-witted, but virginal Lady Diana Spencer – so infamously replied to the question […]
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Malema Vs AfriForum/TAU: Counting The Cost
25 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 10 Comments
It was at 02h33 just this morning when Dead American Writers cut through my sleep. I reached out to grab my ringing cellphone, my senses still dulled and drugged by the heavy slumber I had been so rudely pulled out of. Who the hell would call me at that hour? Was it my colleagues, about to breathlessly announce that we need a story chop-chop? Were the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse upon us? Had Nelson Mandela finally passed on?
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At Sixes And Sevens About Our Eight
22 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 3 Comments
Against a backdrop of a 51 man Springbok squad named by the Bok selectors this week, Morrey assesses options at loose forwar,d with a trophy to defend in September.
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Probably The Most Important Thing You Will Read This Month
22 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
2oceansvibe had to turn down business from two different brands this last week. A lot of the haters out there don’t realise that. They don’t think it happens. It does. Constantly. That is why the lovers keep coming back here – because any exposure for any brand is genuine and they don’t mind the advertising. […]
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Dan Plato On 2oceansvibe Radio
21 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The 2oceansvibe Breakfast team is joined this morning by Cape Town City Mayor, Dan Plato. Tune in to catch the chatter. That’s all done now – if you missed the show, a podcast will be up shortly on 2oceansvibe Radio’s website (new one coming soon ;-)) For now please enjoy this stunning pic of 2oceansvibe […]
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Stop The Pigeon
20 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
For reasons that need not detain us, one day last week I found myself in the early hours of the morning watching the Hanna-Barbera cartoon “Stop the Pigeon”. If you ever feel that your mind is slightly out of synch with the rest of the world’s, and that perhaps you should visit a good nerve […]
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Forget Pretoria, The Worst Place To Race A Car In This Country
18 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Terrible things happen in Pretoria. Three people were killed when their drag race went horribly wrong on Voortrekker Road on 3 April. But that doesn’t mean that it’s anywhere near the best place to die in a car crash in this country.
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For Pete’s Sake – Your’s And Mine
14 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 13 Comments
I’ve been talking to rugby people for the past seven weeks and the amount of anti-Peter De Villiers talk is very concerning. What do you want from the man? In the build up to the world cup I think we should put a ban on all “Snor” bashing.
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2ceansvibe Radio Upgrades Sound Quality
13 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Marshall Music popped-in to 2oceansvibe Radio yesterday and gave the broadcast desk a complete overhaul and fine-tuned the vibe to super-quality radio! So regular listeners will notice an immediate difference in quality of sound. And new listeners, well you guys can just settle right in! Remember the 2oceansvibe Radio website is also being totally overhauled and […]
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I Watched SABC TV, So You Don’t Have To – by Sipho Hlongwane
11 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 5 Comments
In the olden days, when certain people wanted to appear superior to everyone else in the room, they’d loudly proclaim, “Oh, but I don’t watch TV.” Usually in the middle of a riveting conversation on the exact hue of Tamara Dey’s lipstick, or something as earth-shatteringly important as that. “TV is filled with such junk, […]
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Blokes On The Couch – Real Humans, Real Commentary
08 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s week 8 of Super Rugby 2011 and there are six games available for your viewing pleasure this weekend. Our Blokes on the couch have previewed each game for you, highlighting the key areas of each match and discussing the team selections and various other points of contention. And then there’s the live commentary. Follow link […]
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How To Add 2oceansvibe Radio To Your Blog
07 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We’ve received a number of requests from bloggers out there, keen to include a 2oceansvibe Radio streaming button on their websites. so we’ve put something together that will let you do that in one easy step! With a 2oceansvibe Radio button on your website, you will be able to offer your readers the ability to […]
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Brave New World
06 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Two years ago I sought the counsel of a brainy acquaintance of mine on the subject of my flagging and flaccid career as a broadcaster. In his study was a device that was to be the prop that formed the basis of his argument. Here was a gizmo that allowed this pale and interesting fish to tune into digital radio in far flung territories at the flick of a dial. This, he said, is the future of broadcasting. Go forth, he said, as casually as he might buy some more Japanese stocks.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
05 Apr 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Charlie Sheen Gets Standing Ovation At Second Show – fter being heckled and booed in Detroit, Charlie Sheen made some changes to his road show Sunday night – and this time, it ended with a standing ovation. Sheen used a talk show-style format at his Chicago show, with a master of ceremonies asking the actor […]
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A Philosophical Treatise On Man Flu – Sipho Hlongwane
04 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
“It’s called summer flu,” my friend said. I’d never heard of it. Summer flu? Sounded serious. Dangerous, even. My lower lip quivered. “It’s like normal flu, only it happens in the summer when it’s hot so it seems much, much worse,” my friend said. Oh. So I wasn’t dying after all. I must remember to put my doctor on speed dial, though. You can’t be too careful with this sort of thing.
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen – Adorably Racist [VIDEO]
01 Apr 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We all watched that television series Full House when we were younger. We all loved it and it was one of the funniest and happiest times of our young television lives. The twins were, well, adorable and made us laugh out loud quite regularly, but they might need to explain this one.
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Win An Escape From Work Tomorrow!
31 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Friends, Jack Daniels and 2oceansvibe are teaming up to take Friday afternoon work hours down! Tomorrow afternoon you could be working – or you could be chilling with four of your friends on Table Mountain with great food, great drink, and great music – in absolute comfort. Best of all, we will take care of […]
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The Rebellion Starts: Win Your Own Office Jailbreak, This Friday
31 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
How many of you caught the story, posted earlier in the day, about a Cape Town advocate who swore at a Cape Town High Court judge, and stormed out of the court room? Look, in no way do we condone his behaviour. Insulting references to another man’s female relatives, most especially The Mother, should never […]
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2oceansvibe Clocks 100,000 Unique Readers
29 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
We are very pleased to announce that our latest 30-day stats reveal a landmark record of sorts – in the form of 100,000 unique readers (430,000 page impressions). That’s pretty radical stuff and continues the massive upward trend we have seen over the last year. Further confirmation of what we thought all along – that […]
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Schabir Shaik for President!
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Good news, ye trodden under masses of South Africa! ‘Anonymous’ has finally taken note of your plight and you can expect deliverance from your daily misery as soon as before the Rugby World Cup ends! So rise up and conquer, People! What are you waiting for?
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Introducing Sipho Hlongwane
28 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 1 Comment
Long-time readers will have noticed that 2oceansvibe has undergone significant changes over the course of the last year. All of the change has had one goal in mind: to bring you better content, every day – you know, stuff that people really talk about. To that end, we’re happy to announce that Sipho Hlongwane will […]
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Single Winner Takes R2 Billion Mega Millions Jackpot
28 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
There are actually two massive stories here, but I didn’t want to litter that headline. You’re here now anyway, right? Exactly. Well listen to this – not only was the Euromillions lottery won this weekend (£121 million jackpot = R1.3 billion), but the US Mega Millions lottery (coincidentally posting an equally rare jackpot of $312 […]
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Extend Your Weekend With These Convenient Sick Notes
25 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
Yep, that’s right. We’re not screwing around. You don’t perchance recall this little announcement made earlier in the day? Well here’s the first of many benefits to come to you as part of the Jack Friday campaign (formerly known as the 2oceansvibe Campaign For The Abolition Of Friday Afternoon Work Hour Tyranny). Download these sick notes and submit them to your boss on your return to work on Tuesday morning.
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How Does One Point Three Billion Rand Sound?
24 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Remember we told you that the Euromillions lottery jackpot was R1 Billion last Friday? Well enjoy this – it was a rollover. that means the jackpot is even bigger this Friday. R300 Million bigger. With a total jackpot of R1.3 Billion (EUR 133 Million). These are my ticket numbers: What are yours? CLICK HERE to […]
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Exclusive First Look: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ Official Posters
18 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
20 May sees the worldwide release of the fourth film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. We can bring you the very first South African look at Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ official film posters. You’re welcome.
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Friday’s Jackpot Is R1 Billion
15 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
That woke you up, didn’t it? That’s right, friends – Friday’s Euromillions Lottery jackpot is R1 Billion (EUR 105 Million). These are my numbers – wish me luck: I’ve included a video of the Boeing Business Jet – which you will buy for your mates or your family to cruise around the world – once […]
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New MINI Website – What Other Car Websites Want To Be
08 Mar 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
All car manufacturers want a website like the new MINI.co.za website. That’s just a fact. So go and check it out – It’s got everything you need and answers to every question that you might have. And yes, it has the most killer shots of every model! I’ll be honest, I’m loving my Countryman, but […]
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Exclusive 2oceansvibe Interview – Battle: Los Angeles Director
08 Mar 2011 by Jasmine Stone / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe caught up with the director of the biggest forthcoming sci-fi film of the year, Battle: Los Angeles. Jonathan Liebesman is a born and bred Joburg boy making big waves in Hollywood, and an avid Proteas fan. With subject matter ranging from film research and alien weaponry, to comparisons with contemporary director Christopher Nolan and […]
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