We’re sure you look pretty scary in your sleeping attire but is that enough to keep unwanted visitors away? You might want to check this out.
Wait, you’re telling me I’m going to be driven home by a car without a driver? Fine, but if they don’t do fast-food drive-throughs we are going to have a problem.
We said we would give away a bottle of Jack Daniel’s for every bar you tell us that stocks the premium ‘Gentleman Jack.’ You’re coming along very nicely! Here is the latest addition..
Valentine’s Day is drawing closer, and knowing how busy we all are, you’ve left it till the last minute. Here’s your lifesaver.
Avoid being THAT sweaty mess this summer and keep your cool with this sexy little number. Good looks and functionality, oh stop it.
Sometimes it is nice to dream about being so rich you can afford to fly at $20 000 a pop. Watch this video, it’s probably the closest either of us will ever come to flying like a boss.
We all have trouble letting go of our precious materials, but when authorities have to come and take action your hoarding may have gone too far.
Proud mommy or daddy to be? Time to get that ass into gear. Your unborn baby needs you!
Animals always make us smile and laugh. If you have one at home you’ll know the endless entertainment they can bring, like this guy…
Not too sure about this valentine’s day, these guys will show you how, they have the full spread, bang in one go.
Hey, how’s that festive paunch looking? Are you satisfied with your lack of abs? Yeah, ladies love a good beer gut.
They’re all pretty big names, I think we can agree, but what exactly is the common thread which runs through all of these successful companies?
Don’t ever say we didn’t try and help you out when it comes to spoiling your significant other. Groupon have come to the party in a big way here, do the right thing.
Good God, I love payday. All the perks of a full bank account have once again come tumbling gracefully into my life. And now I can finally buy this sexy gadget which I’ve been saving up for.
We here at 2ov can only hope that you’re suffering from a major party comedown caused by We Love Summer last Saturday. You’re naughty if you’re not.
I will avoid the obvious pun here about squirrels going nuts. We’re better than that. These critters do seem to have developed an interesting new feeding habit though.
Most people get more than a little worried when they find police knocking on their door. This time, however, they had a tasty surprise in store.
Unleash your inner handyman with this tool set deal. Because chicks dig a guy who is good with his hands.
With summer well under way, I can only hope you have been smothering yourself from head to toe in sunblock. Come on, do the right thing for your body.
Stop gawking from the beach and get inside a barrel with a little professional help. Also, up your cool factor by about 200% at the same time.
Biggest profit for a public company EVER. EFF leader runs party from jail cell (murder). Obama enters ISIS cold war. Apple watch official release date. They’ve stopped searching for AirAsia plane. AB gets suite named after him. Miley topless (yawn).
I imaging the first reaction to a plane you are piloting running out of fuel is utter panic. A big ‘well played’ then to this guy, who kept his calm and managed to make it down in one piece.
Keep your beloved sporting with you wherever you are…even on your romantic weekend away with the bird. Do not miss this deal.
Go! Go and buy this island right now and throw parties and drink for days – no one will ever hear you and it will be lovely. Alternatively you can breed sheep and read books all day. Your choice.
If you’re the kind of guy that I would expect Ryan Gosling to be, you’ve been wondering what (besides for goddamn red roses) you could get your girl for Valentines day. Let’s make it easy for you, shall we?
EFF party members are a little peeved at head honcho Julius Malema for throwing down some of the party’s dosh on a Golf GTI, but that’s not the biggest surprise..
Bubbly, champers, buble, bubbles, sparkling wine, MCC – call it what you want – it is the mother’s milk for most women 18 and over and apparently we’re drinking it by the barrel.
Seriously guys, when you find a deal this good it’s a crime to go home to that clunky old dust-gatherer you call a TV. Don’t ever say we don’t care.
Treat your earholes this weekend with a funky addition to your tablet. Yeah, now you’re ready to drop those killer beats you’ve been telling everyone about.
It’s cute to have some backup Ricoffy for when you’re in need of an emergency singular pick-me-up, but honestly, that surely can’t be your go-to coffee of choice?