My beautiful babies, Daddy has snuck out of town for a month. I know I should have told you properly before I left, but if I had done that, you wouldn’t have let me leave. Everyone knows that an “Eagle Claw,” when performed by a model, is infinitely stronger than a Pit-Bull’s lock jaw. I […]
In no particular order, these were the winners of the Sunglass Hut Exclusive Brands Competition! EXCLUSIVE BRANDS COMPETITION WINNERS Julie Palmary Kasia Rutkowska Robert Crowther Megan Carkeek Kyle Leigh Lauren Cohen I’m so sorry that all of you couldn’t get to win – maybe next time! Hang on – I have an idea.. Calling all […]
Apparently, if you were ever looking to sell your soul, the Devil would be the guy who might put in an offer. In that case, we’d like you to meet Satan himself: Nice shades, Satan
It’s ironic that Cokey Falkow and I were talking about the iPad during Friday’s 2oceansvibe Radio Show; and then, not 48 hours later, a 2oceansviber sent the first documented picture of 2oceansvibe being read on the iPad – with Cokey Falkow appearing in the top article! Congratulations Deán Stassen! 2oceansvibe.com is VERY at home on […]
As the regulars would have noticed, 2oceansvibe has been plastered with ads for MWEB’s new uncapped broadband service – the first uncapped service in South Africa. They have a number of packages and there is one to suit every pocket and speed. I would like to tell you about my package. Sis, don’t be rude […]
You’re not going to believe this, but someone who works for Apple apparently left the new unreleased iPhone 4G in a bar. The device made it’s way to our favourite tech geek website, Gizmodo, who broke it down for us. They have put together stacks of pics and videos of the beautiful little beast. […]
Let’s face it, you need some new shades (see what I did there?). And what better way to get a new pair than to win them? That’s definitely the best way to roll and that’s why 2oceansvibe is there for you – to help you be a better, cooler person. sunglasshut.co.za A lot of people […]
A large number of you will think I am telling fibs at this point, but those who really know me will agree that I don’t mess around when it comes to things like this. And anyway, it’s already hit the world press. As an admirer of Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong il, it comes as […]
When someone tells you that the operating system of all things Apple is “child’s play,” you don’t necessarily take them literally. Perhaps you should – especially in the case of the latest Apple toy – the iPad. Enjoy this video – it’ll knock your socks off! Oh, so now it’s an educational tool as well. […]
By now you will be well aware of the fact that I am seldom lured from my salubrious surroundings. Ubiquitous annual jaunts to south of France, LA and the med notwithstanding, tearing myself away from The Safe House and the majesty of Cape Town is not an activity I enter into lightly. Hence a trip […]
Just recently someone asked me why I am so focused on the iPad. “Hahahaha,” I said unto him, “you’re hysterical!” I focus on the iPad because it’s important. I focus on the iPad because there is a new shift in media and technology and delivery, which effects us all. I don’t even need to get […]
There’s just something about the Liqui Fruit ads that has always excited me. The fresh sparkly fruit, dripping with water, usually combined with a gorgeous young lady, wearing hardly anything. Also dripping with water.. Their latest TV commercial is no different.. CLICK HERE for the latest Liqui Fruit TV commercial When a 2oceansviber reader sent […]
I tell you what, I’m counting the days before this puppy appears at Digicape, But, in the meantime, the best we can do is check out these reviews from leading critics in the US. And they’re not looking too shabby! And for those of you who continue to skip articles about the iPad – WAKE […]
Outside the San Francisco Apple Store on Saturday The 50 Most Innovative Companies…on the iPad – The more globally and technologically aware of you lot will know that the highky anticipated Apple iPad finally hit shelves overseas this weekend. It sold something silly like 300,000 copies on it’s first day in the US, with total […]
This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man! Check it out: See original ad HERE R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like! […]
Wine fans throughout the country are urged to pick up the latest copy of Wine Magazine and to cast their eyes over to the back page of this, the April issue. That is where you will find us, in all our glory, raising a toast to you. You should find the interview suitably amusing. * […]
I found this tool called Flight Track and I used it to keep an eye on The Muse’s flying progress during her recent trip to and from Dubai and Hong Kong. You load it up and simply input the flight number and date of departure. Then BOOM! : How rad is that!? – It tells […]
A big welcome to the Griffin laptop stand, which raises the book to where I need it – thus improving my posture. And then, just for kicks, try out the wireless (my bru) keyboard and mouse below. Just to further improve your vibe. And that mouse, that’s not a normal mouse. You can swipe your […]
Terry Richardson – will make your daughter touch his penis.. Fashion’s Raunchiest Photographer – There’s photographer Terry Richardson on the main page of his Web site, chiling with Barack Obama. And there he is again, sitting front row at Calvin Klein – after shooting the latest Pirelli calendar. But then you might have recently seen […]
I heard this song on the so called “radio” the other day and I remember thinking how shit it was. Of course I was referring to the actual tune, rather than the message – which has to do with begging people not to phone – something I agree with and am somewhat outspoken about.. It […]
Look, I’m aware that I give “hope” and that I’m a “role model” to many hot men and women around the world, but it never struck me that I was a “leader” as well. Hell, that’s bloody marvelous, man! Get yourselves a copy of the latest issue of Leadership Magazine and quietly enjoy our little […]
Available soon at Digicape Apple debuted its new iPad commercial during Sunday night’s 2010 Academy Awards telecast, sparking immediate buzz on Twitter and leading tech blogs. Tech blog Mashable posted a picture from earlier in the evening showing Apple CEO Steve Jobs on the red carpet Sunday at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood. Jobs is […]
I found myself at the University of Cape Town on Friday afternoon, assuming the role of guest speaker at some kind of business strategy thing they were doing. They wanted the whole vibe and nothing but the vibe. So that’s what I gave them.. I wore my coolest T-shirt which allowed me to blend in […]
It’s a massive week for 2oceansvibe and Butlers this week. Not only has the much anticipated “Rotherham” pizza been launched on the menu, but fellow 2oceansvibe sponsor, NoMU spices, is also featuring on the menu. That’s right, for the first time ever, peri-peri will be available as a topping on your pizza – and it’s […]
Well I suggest you do – because there is something of a surprise waiting for you on board. That’s right, my lover – over 100,000 copies of the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine, “Juice,” have been printed and they are yours to keep! Why would you care about the Mango Airlines in-flight magazine? Let me show […]
As with many other 2oceansvibe articles which rank well in Google, it is interesting to note that our old article about the iStore and Core not caring for your business is not only number 1 in Google for the search phrase “waterfront istore,” but also the far more broader search phrase, “cape town istore .” […]
It’s like this the whole time when I don’t cruise with a BlackBerry. Things like this panoramic photograph which I took and stitched on my iPhone, happen the whole freaking time! Go to Newlands. Field looks awesome. What a vibe. Want to capture it. Hey, should I capture it with my free internet access, or […]
You know the iStore article? the one that comes up number 1 in Google if you search for “istore waterfront.” Ja, well, as you can imagine, people stumble upon the article the whole time, even though it was written a year ago. As a result, the article generates constantly fresh comments – usually to do […]
The Paris Hilton Ad Brazil Doesn’t Want You to See! – The land that brought us Carnival, Gisele, the skimpiest of bikinis and a certain style of grooming, has a problem with Paris Hilton’s latest performances. Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs has objected to a commercial for Devassa beer, in which Hilts stands in the […]
With an organic Google Number 1 position for the search phrase “waterfront istore,” one could expect that an article we published 9 months ago is still receiving comments on almost a daily basis. Search for “waterfront istore” Google Analytics reports that 285 people came to 2oceansvibe in the last month following a search for that […]