Proud mommy or daddy to be? Time to get that ass into gear. Your unborn baby needs you!
Hey, how’s that festive paunch looking? Are you satisfied with your lack of abs? Yeah, ladies love a good beer gut.
Good God, I love payday. All the perks of a full bank account have once again come tumbling gracefully into my life. And now I can finally buy this sexy gadget which I’ve been saving up for.
Keep your beloved sporting with you wherever you are…even on your romantic weekend away with the bird. Do not miss this deal.
If you’re the kind of guy that I would expect Ryan Gosling to be, you’ve been wondering what (besides for goddamn red roses) you could get your girl for Valentines day. Let’s make it easy for you, shall we?
Treat your earholes this weekend with a funky addition to your tablet. Yeah, now you’re ready to drop those killer beats you’ve been telling everyone about.
It’s cute to have some backup Ricoffy for when you’re in need of an emergency singular pick-me-up, but honestly, that surely can’t be your go-to coffee of choice?
You drop the kids off at school, you pick them up from school; you take them to their extramurals so you can get that little bit of rest. Shame – here’s your solution to all time rest and keeping those brats quiet.
We can’t believe it either. One minute we’re planning a debaucherous NYE party, the next we’re suddenly having to plan a schmaltzy date for the ever romanticised Valentines Day.
What would originally leave a very deep and painful hole in your wallet in one fell swoop, this sexy little deal lets you buy a tablet while saving enormously.
It’s not that you regret getting that cute pooch of yours, not at all! It’s just that you never really thought about how much time and effort it would take. Remember the internet?
Armani Code is a sexy, stylish and manly aroma, a very popular all-time favourite. I wouldn’t complain if I caught my man wearing it..
As my life motto goes, ‘it doesn’t matter how full you are after a meal, there’s always room for ice cream!’. Here’s the real true vanilla ice cream recipe you’ve been waiting for.
What if you could get more, on less, for less? Not sure where I’m going with this? Check it out, it’s a full on steal…
How has this not been something mass made and popularised in our beautiful South of Africa? Braais mixed with hangovers means for a very unenthused clean up the next day – until you got this bad boy.
When there’s a will, there’s a way! These beautiful leather phone covers are guaranteed to protect your phone from damages when you’re having a little bit TOO much fun.
It must be nice to be 12 years old and be compared to one of the greatest footballers on earth. Then again, when you got skills like this ‘laaitjie’, they might be on to something.
The Competition Commission of South Africa has approved the merger of SA’s two biggest general goods merchants, Kalahari and Takealot, with a few conditions.
Did your festive season consist of too many vodka lemonades and Italian take out? Hows that gut looking? No need to be ashamed of your inner fat child, there’s always a solution…
Well look at all of us, winding down for another year of the vibe. It’s a notable milestone this time around, as 2015 makes 2oceansvibe 13 years old. That’s right – we’re entering our teen years.
Imagine booking an around the world trip that is non-refundable and name-unchangeable. What do you even do? Why, you find a way to make it work, of course.
This is one of my favourite smells in the whole wide world. If you still haven’t bought her a Christmas pressie, here it is!
Smashing some pools and waterfalls on your adventurous hikes this festive season? You’ll need this bad boy to prove that it actually did happen. What’s that saying again…? Oh ya – “Pics or it didn’t happen”
Uber, the innovative app that connects riders with drivers, is partnering with SA’s number one online store, Kalahari.com to make life a little more cheery this Christmas.
What do your give your well-off friend that has everything? What do you give your girlfriend that you’ve only been dating for 4 months? They’ve categorised your online shopping, so you don’t have to spend hours looking!
This age old range of lotions, creams, soaps and fragrances, which is sold worldwide, is now easily available for you online.
Let’s make it easy for you – if she’s moaning about not having enough perfume left, here’s your Christmas present to her, plus you save some moneys.
When someone is really, really, really good at something you often wonder what makes them that successful? Bill Gates has given us a little nibble into his business world. Check it out…
Rushed morning smoothies are now something you’ll thoroughly enjoy making – unlike the times when you had to deep clean your entire blender for 10 whole minutes after using it.
Finally! Now you don’t have to meticulously edge yourself into a cocoon-like hammock, only to wriggle around uncomfortably, before you decide to (somehow) get out.